I havnt posted in a while and im uncreative and have a dull sense of humor so this is wht i came up with. This is a chat for conspiracy theories about bloard and its community of bloaders and bloardettes.

My first theory concerns the bloardman, an old fan favourite should we say. I believe he is secretly the creator of bloard. As his name suggests he is the "man" of bloard symbolising him as the dominant male figure of bloard. Each and every bloader has a story about how they found bloard, except him suggesting he could have created the site. If this theory is correct I urge the bloardman to come forward so we can praise this special human being. If not then this was a waste of 10 minutes.

i like to believe there is a better place all inactive users go, like valhalla or nirvana and even though they do not post alongside us anymore they are here in spirit 😌 EDIT: also bloardpac is still alive

i’m bloardman

[quote=dereklaserbeam;%2Fbloards%2Fgbs%2Ftopics%2Fbloard-conspiracies%2Fposts%2F6101] i’m bloardman [/quote] 😮😮

[quote=blandkidneystone;%2Fbloards%2Fgbs%2Ftopics%2Fbloard-conspiracies%2Fposts%2F6098] I havnt posted in a while and im uncreative and have a dull sense of humor so this is wht i came up with. [/quote] wow really hits home man anyway here's a conspiracy theory: the guy that has the twitter handle @wowneat isn't actually me. he must have grabbed my handle after i jumped ship around 2012ish after i broke up with my gf at the time and got really really depressed about it. just wanted to posit that as a conspiracy. it'd be big if true.

snooby is a actual goddamn bobcat

listen to this every one. if you open up someones avatar you get a url like https://d15g9ctfd3qhkj.cloudfront.net/uploads/user/avatar/22/avatar.png and the number before avatar.png i think is assigned when you sign up, so i signed up before erik so mine is 33 but his is 99. anyway it turns out bloardmans number is...... [url=https://d15g9ctfd3qhkj.cloudfront.net/uploads/user/avatar/2/avatar.jpg]TWO![/url]!! so who is user 1??

it's me, I'm bloardman

new conspiracy: none of the bloard posts are serious and everyones just joking

Actual conspiracy: We're all deadly serious and mean everything we say on here.

[quote=kingdad42;%2Fbloards%2Fgbs%2Ftopics%2Fbloard-conspiracies%2Fposts%2F6110] Actual conspiracy: We're all deadly serious and mean everything we say on here. [/quote] I legit hate ants

i have not once done irony on here

Bloard is a Crypto miner sleeper ddos botnet rootkit extract it to you desktop and run as administrator

[quote=pigfoot_vermont;%2Fbloards%2Fgbs%2Ftopics%2Fbloard-conspiracies%2Fposts%2F6109] new conspiracy: none of the bloard posts are serious and everyones just joking [/quote] What about the strictly no irony policy bloard

I have a theory but im scared to talk about it as it might ruin some friendships 😕😕

[quote=blandkidneystone;%2Fbloards%2Fgbs%2Ftopics%2Fbloard-conspiracies%2Fposts%2F6118] I have a theory but im scared to talk about it as it might ruin some friendships 😕😕 [/quote] is the conspiracy that you have friends 😂👏

conspiracy: bloard is purgatory. the poster with the most +1s when bloardman (god) inevitably deactivates this empty shithole gets 69 bloard virgins and everyone else is relegated to gbs forever

[quote=wowneat;%2Fbloards%2Fgbs%2Ftopics%2Fbloard-conspiracies%2Fposts%2F6119] is the conspiracy that you have friends 😂👏 [/quote] ...

a while ago i'd accused littleerik of colluding with the ants, and that he may even have been born of their kind. while the evidence at the time suggested this, i know now that my claims were unjust. in fact, that was exactly what they wanted us to believe as a part of their ploy to get inside our garbage. littleerik was a pawn in their grand scheme. i'm not sure how deep this goes but i have my suspicions that they have their disgusting tarsal claws deep inside the government of Papa New Guinea.

[quote=moog;%2Fbloards%2Fgbs%2Ftopics%2Fbloard-conspiracies%2Fposts%2F6122] a while ago i'd accused littleerik of colluding with the ants, and that he may even have been born of their kind. while the evidence at the time suggested this, i know now that my claims were unjust. in fact, that was exactly what they wanted us to believe as a part of their ploy to get inside our garbage. littleerik was a pawn in their grand scheme. i'm not sure how deep this goes but i have my suspicions that they have their disgusting tarsal claws deep inside the government of Papa New Guinea. [/quote] This is quite aimilar to my theory that i didnt want mentioned. However i believe littleerik has ant friends and connections in the ant world but is seceretly an ant racist.

[quote=hillips;%2Fbloards%2Fgbs%2Ftopics%2Fbloard-conspiracies%2Fposts%2F6107] listen to this every one. if you open up someones avatar you get a url like https://d15g9ctfd3qhkj.cloudfront.net/uploads/user/avatar/22/avatar.png and the number before avatar.png i think is assigned when you sign up, so i signed up before erik so mine is 33 but his is 99. anyway it turns out bloardmans number is...... [url=https://d15g9ctfd3qhkj.cloudfront.net/uploads/user/avatar/2/avatar.jpg]TWO![/url]!! so who is user 1?? [/quote] badass detective work! i’m user 6