Hello I have arrived.
You may call me Oxter, that is the name that was given to me by my father........ presumably.
- hey man, what's up
- *sternly gives you the bloard initiation handshake which includes a rough under/over with a lazy side-ZJ and a phrase whispered in your ear in a dialect of yiddish only spoken by the highest ranking jews around these parts all while refusing to wipe the runny snot off my moustache because i just walked in from the cold and you can feel it touch the side of your face a little as i'm leaning in but you know this is all part of the deal and you'll score those fresh +1's soon enough so you put up with it* Hello.
- [quote=wowneat;%2Fbloards%2Fgbs%2Ftopics%2Fan-introductory-bloard-post%2Fposts%2F4753] *sternly gives you the bloard initiation handshake which includes a rough under/over with a lazy side-ZJ and a phrase whispered in your ear in a dialect of yiddish only spoken by the highest ranking jews around these parts all while refusing to wipe the runny snot off my moustache because i just walked in from the cold and you can feel it touch the side of your face a little as i'm leaning in but you know this is all part of the deal and you'll score those fresh +1's soon enough so you put up with it* Hello. [/quote] *i do that too* Hey
- Hi Oxter, do you have a niece?
- weird name
- What's cracking dude *does a backflip* I'm Mike
- Welcome to Bloard. It's a very inviting community, and I'm sure you will do well here. Be wary though, as some of the clowns from clown college escaped and now post here, and will try to initiate you into their fucked up circus act they call posts. Be stern, and don't fall for their shit. But most importantly, have fun. ☺☺
- Don't listen to Kingdad! He has a condition that makes him smell like rotting fish. The fucked up thing? He likes it!
- [img]https://memegenerator.net/img/instances/74321810.jpg[/img]
- [quote=kingdad42;%2Fbloards%2Fgbs%2Ftopics%2Fan-introductory-bloard-post%2Fposts%2F4790] [img]https://memegenerator.net/img/instances/74321810.jpg[/img] [/quote] lmfao ..still gets me ..+1
