Welcome to the Grand Opening of Club Bloard!! Open 24/7. DJ Biscotti is on the turntables 🎶 DRINK SPECIALS: Half off Bloardtinis 🍸 and free shirley temples (extra cherries!! 🍒) EVERY NIGHT.
Come on in to Club Bloard TODAY!
- Now Hiring: Bloardtenders, Security Bloards, and Bloard Cooks
- (i order a small bowl of olives and eat them one at a time with a cocktail stick, i will wait until 2am when the dj starts playing downtempo and then i will venture onto the floor and tap my foot a bit)
- I’m looking across the street at club baby and then looking back at the adults only hot tub section of club bloard. Barkeep please have a free shirley temple with extra cherries delivered to that hot tub over there. I’ll be soaking momentarily 🥴
- Yo you guys playing some avant-jazz rock in here? Crank it baby yeah!
- Yeah we have Mr. Bloardle - Mike Patton’s new Bloard band - tonight. Tomorrow we have Steely Bloard - New Bloard City’s best Jazz Rock band. Thursday - Bloard Coltrane. Friday we have a special gamer event running 3pm-9pm where we are all playing Bloard Of Empires - who will have the best Bloard Army!?!?
- club bloard? i havent been here since they had to pull the one guy out of the waterslide after he got stuck trying to dam it shut with a bunch of plastic forks. what a mess lol
- Drinking my cares away at club bloard
- [quote=moog;%2Fbloards%2FbloaRP%2Ftopics%2Fclub-bloard%2Fposts%2F10573] club bloard? i havent been here since they had to pull the one guy out of the waterslide after he got stuck trying to dam it shut with a bunch of plastic forks. what a mess lol [/quote] please, i am trying to leave my past behind.
- ( sitting in a booth with a half-eaten watermelon laying in the opposite seat ) "So, do you come here often?"
- Our new special “That Shot’s Biscotti” features Faretti Biscotti liqueur with Grey Goose Le Vanille and Kahlua.. Try it today!
- i think i'll pass actually
- club bloard dont mind if i do
- So it’s like a club for bloarders??
- That’s right
- ( Walks up to the bar ) "Hey, can I get uh... ice on the rocks, please?
- Haha... so—I accidentally made 38 extra B-52 shots.... anyone want em?
