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  • Phage
    Welcome to the Grand Opening of Club Bloard!! Open 24/7. DJ Biscotti is on the turntables 🎶 DRINK SPECIALS: Half off Bloardtinis 🍸 and free shirley temples (extra cherries!! 🍒) EVERY NIGHT. Come on in to Club Bloard TODAY!
    2019-04-02T00:33:19Z
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  • Phage
    Now Hiring: Bloardtenders, Security Bloards, and Bloard Cooks
    2019-04-02T00:47:46Z
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  • pigfoot_vermont
    (i order a small bowl of olives and eat them one at a time with a cocktail stick, i will wait until 2am when the dj starts playing downtempo and then i will venture onto the floor and tap my foot a bit)
    2019-04-02T00:48:32Z
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  • dereklaserbeam
    I’m looking across the street at club baby and then looking back at the adults only hot tub section of club bloard. Barkeep please have a free shirley temple with extra cherries delivered to that hot tub over there. I’ll be soaking momentarily 🥴
    2019-04-02T12:22:41Z
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  • Chernip
    Yo you guys playing some avant-jazz rock in here? Crank it baby yeah!
    2019-04-02T14:58:28Z
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  • Phage
    Yeah we have Mr. Bloardle - Mike Patton’s new Bloard band - tonight. Tomorrow we have Steely Bloard - New Bloard City’s best Jazz Rock band. Thursday - Bloard Coltrane. Friday we have a special gamer event running 3pm-9pm where we are all playing Bloard Of Empires - who will have the best Bloard Army!?!?
    2019-04-02T17:04:49Z
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  • moog
    club bloard? i havent been here since they had to pull the one guy out of the waterslide after he got stuck trying to dam it shut with a bunch of plastic forks. what a mess lol
    2019-04-02T18:31:31Z
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  • jerry
    Drinking my cares away at club bloard
    2019-04-02T18:49:27Z
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  • pigfoot_vermont
    [quote=moog;%2Fbloards%2FbloaRP%2Ftopics%2Fclub-bloard%2Fposts%2F10573] club bloard? i havent been here since they had to pull the one guy out of the waterslide after he got stuck trying to dam it shut with a bunch of plastic forks. what a mess lol [/quote] please, i am trying to leave my past behind.
    2019-04-02T19:05:29Z
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  • Moo_The_Jew
    ( sitting in a booth with a half-eaten watermelon laying in the opposite seat ) "So, do you come here often?"
    2019-04-03T01:36:22Z
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  • Phage
    Our new special “That Shot’s Biscotti” features Faretti Biscotti liqueur with Grey Goose Le Vanille and Kahlua.. Try it today!
    2019-04-03T02:25:54Z
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  • hillips
    i think i'll pass actually
    2019-04-03T07:14:40Z
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  • orgamecha
    club bloard dont mind if i do
    2019-04-03T12:31:27Z
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  • dick chappy
    So it’s like a club for bloarders??
    2019-04-03T21:54:13Z
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  • dereklaserbeam
    That’s right
    2019-04-03T22:41:22Z
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  • Moo_The_Jew
    ( Walks up to the bar ) "Hey, can I get uh... ice on the rocks, please?
    2019-04-04T03:32:28Z
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  • Phage
    Haha... so—I accidentally made 38 extra B-52 shots.... anyone want em?
    2019-04-04T05:20:21Z
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