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fuk the rulez

[quote=kingdad42;%2Fbloards%2FHi_all_Ralp_here_welcome_to_my_Bloard%2Ftopics%2Fpost-quality%2Fposts%2F3099]😊[/quote] [quote=kingdad42;%2Fbloards%2FHi_all_Ralp_here_welcome_to_my_Bloard%2Ftopics%2Fpost-quality%2Fposts%2F3099]:)[/quote] dont mix emojis and emoticons you fuckin bitch

[quote=bloardman;%2Fbloards%2FHi_all_Ralp_here_welcome_to_my_Bloard%2Ftopics%2Fpost-quality%2Fposts%2F3100] fuk the rulez [/quote] Don't mind if I do lol!

Great post, KD. Something I'd like to add: Fuck you.l

I have gotten a list of concerns from the legal department. I have translated these concerns into a clear set of common sense guidelines. I've also added a few items of my own. DON'Ts: 1) No lives should begin or end at Bloardcon. 2) We do not have a budget to bail anyone out of jail. Don't be that guy. #CLM 3) Do not throw large kegs off of tall buildings. Please talk to Bloardman and Virgiltexas for specific insights on this topic. 4) Do not have sex with another employee UNLESS a) you have asked that person for that privilege and they have responded with an emphatic "YES! I will have sex with you" AND b) the two (or more) of you do not work in the same chain of command. Yes, that means that Derek will be celibate on this trip. #CEOLife #FML 5) Drugs and narcotics will not be tolerated unless you have the appropriate medicinal licensing. 6) There will be a $200 puke charge for any public displays on the Shore Club premises. Shore Club will be required to send pictures as proof. 7) DO NOT TALK TO PRESS. Send all press inquiries to Bloardman - anoyes@Bloard.com Additionally, stay vigilant about making sure people don't infiltrate our event. If and when you find yourself talking to a non-Bloard (look for the wristband), keep confidential stuff confidential... no rev figures, driver figures, trip figures... don't talk about internal process, and don't talk about initiatives that have not already launched. ___________ DO's: 1) Have a great fucking time. This is a celebration! We've all earned it. 2) Share good music. Digital DJs are encouraged to share their beats poolside. 3) Go out of your way to meet as many of your fellow Bloardettos as you can. 4) If you haven't figured it out yet, Miami's transportation sucks ass. #Slang as many Miamians, drivers, influencers as you can as passionately as you can and let them know why Bloard will make this great city an even better place. Every slang matters. #MiamiNeedsBloard… 5) If someone asks to meet the CEO and Founder of Bloard, kindly introduce him to Bloardman.

[quote=Snooby;%2Fbloards%2FHi_all_Ralp_here_welcome_to_my_Bloard%2Ftopics%2Fpost-quality%2Fposts%2F3103] Great post, KD. Something I'd like to add: Fuck you.l [/quote] Tracing post IP.... Target acquired.... Location: Canada.... Triangulating............. Accessing security cameras..... Target located..... Image uploading.... [img]http://i.imgur.com/VsILC0A.png[/img]

mmmmmy nooose itches

[quote=kingdad42;%2Fbloards%2FHi_all_Ralp_here_welcome_to_my_Bloard%2Ftopics%2Fpost-quality%2Fposts%2F3105] Tracing post IP.... Target acquired.... Location: Canada.... Triangulating............. Accessing security cameras..... Target located..... Image uploading.... [img]http://i.imgur.com/VsILC0A.png[/img] [/quote] That's not me... Please everybody, you guys have to believe me. That picture isn't me. Please believe me.

It's him alright. Computers don't lie.

it's on bloard it must be true

IT'S NOT ME!!!

[quote=kingdad42;%2Fbloards%2FHi_all_Ralp_here_welcome_to_my_Bloard%2Ftopics%2Fpost-quality%2Fposts%2F3105] Tracing post IP.... Target acquired.... Location: Canada.... Triangulating............. Accessing security cameras..... Target located..... Image uploading.... [img]http://i.imgur.com/VsILC0A.png[/img] [/quote] this guy is more successful than ill ever be

[quote=yoshifanatic1488;%2Fbloards%2FHi_all_Ralp_here_welcome_to_my_Bloard%2Ftopics%2Fpost-quality%2Fposts%2F3153] this guy is more successful than ill ever be [/quote] i like his monitor setup