no crumbs here, just terrible B.O. (Barack Obama)
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- the only thing that's sleeping is your ability to make original posts [img]https://static-cdn.jtvnw.net/emoticons/v1/936820/1.0[/img] [edited for clarity]
- if you have any q's about improv just ask man. if you're hankerin for something different, check out jerry bergonzi's improv books 1 (melodic structures) or 2 (pentatonics). they get you blowin changes (as we say) in the first lessons. easy to understand. very practical. those books helped shape how i teach improv to my students tbh.
- Well fellow goyim, now that Bloard's finally finished and over forever, in retrospect, what did y'all think of it? Who did YOU think deserved the Greatest Bloarder Of All Time (GBOAT) Throne?
- i want to type a lot of stuff, but it feels very masturbatory. hope all you bloardies are hangin in there.
- [quote=hillips;%2Fbloards%2Fgbs%2Ftopics%2Fwelcum-to-the-incoming-torrent-of-super-hot-north-korean-bloard-babes%2Fposts%2F6565] β click the plus [/quote] this thread isn't all about you, hillips. please keep the Blabes (Bloard Babes) in mind. on second thought maybe i will give it a little click. just one though.
- [quote=hillips;%2Fbloards%2Fgbs%2Ftopics%2Ffarming-memes%2Fposts%2F492] ugh, am I the only one who's totally sick of the "catch tha chiken" meme? it's like I get it already, it was funny at first but now it's like I can't go on bloard without seeing a bunch of greenhorns chuckling it up about catching chickens... π€ it's like yeah i get it sometimes the chickuns get loose and you gotta catch em... big freakin' whoop... [/quote] https://twitter.com/dickants/status/695755241023782913
- i wish motivation came in ingestible packets or something
- I'll be there, even though some bloarders adhere to strict Bloardism which considers partying to be explicitly Blaram (lit. "Unclean"). Horny Bloard is particularly strict about about there interpretation of the Bloar'an, which states that tea parties with dakimakura are preferable to "pig disgusting 3D" women.
- I'd think all the chicks you'd be interested in would be into banal sex, which isn't a coincidence.
- https://soundcloud.com/commodorekulor/stillplayingmarionsf
- *frantically writes all these good tips down on the back of my school binder* maybe i wont be a failposter forever after all...
- hang flytraps directly over the table where you serve her dinner. when she asks if you have a fly problem respond "no".
- [quote=meatbot;%2Fbloards%2Fgym_bloard%2Ftopics%2Fwelcum-to-gym-bloard%2Fposts%2F6503] I'm thinking about never working out again in my life [/quote] smart move, if you're a fucking beta soyboy incel πππππππhitler
- *spends 20 minutes labouriously weighing the internet-social consequences of ironically agreeing/disagreeing with the OP* Edit: Y'know I think i'm going to sit this one out.
- i think pork is an underrated style of meat addendum: i like jazz too. got my degree in it (waste of time/money). currently transcribing some chris potter. good shit.
- current book: oblivion by david foster wallace (i'm too stupid to "get it", i'm only realizing now my inability to fully comprehend difficult story construction and allusion especially in the postmodern american english style, which i am starting to become more annoyed of than enamoured by as i have found my peers who are into literature) current workout: today is arms/upper body. going to see if the trainer girl makes my shaky and nervous bowels loose again ahha. h
- I've been reading up on investing, since I finally have a couple of extra bennie's to toss around. I've been thking about buying some EFT's and some stock, advice would be great! First stock I'm buying is 69 shatres of Bloard of of course hahaπ Any additional thoughts or comments?
- tfw you were originally uninterested in a girl, figure out she has a bf anyway, and suddenly your stupid 7th-grader-drooling-with-braces-and-acne part of your brain bursts forth in all its un-glory every time you see her. ugh. [quote=moog;%2Fbloards%2Fgbs%2Ftopics%2Freal-talk-the-bloard-thread-with-a-strict-no-irony-policy%2Fposts%2F6568] Amphetamines [/quote] my body can hardly handle alcohol anymore. plus i did adderal and all that other nonsense in college and all it did was made me sweat and unable to sleep. didn't help me concentrate at all.
- legit curious fam, just classical or what else you do?
- first time taking a piss in 5 days, for some reason it's only a trickle so i odn't have time to explain my last post sorry
- |---------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------| ELECTION OVER |---------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------| WOW! What a race!!! Congratulations to Mr Donald Trump on becoming Bloard President!! Quite the feat considering he didn't post ITT lol!!! May you Make Bloard Great Again as your slogan says Mr Trumpπππ PLEASE DIRECTLY CONTACT EITHER leh0n OR MYSELF FOR FURTHER INSTRUCTIONS Thanks for all who participated-- you're the ones who make Bloard a good place to be! |---------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------| THREAD LOCKED --- PLEASE NO MORE POSTING THANKS |---------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------|
- [quote=jerry;%2Fbloards%2Fgbs%2Ftopics%2Fyoshifanatic1488%2Fposts%2F2241] yoshi's island was probably the best game ever made [/quote]
- yea im not reading any of that
- [img]https://i.imgur.com/a51ZTuD.png[/img] HEY MORTY *BRRRAAAAPP* WE NEED TO MAKE A NEW MEME *BBRRRRRRRTTTT*
- *peeks into thread* ....Yipes!! What A Trainwreck... *quickly closes thread*