[quote=haunted_shrub;%2Fbloards%2Fgbs%2Ftopics%2Fbloard-post-workshop%2Fposts%2F5080] i had a post i was thinking about for about 4 days in a row but then i drank a lot of vodka for two days straight and now i forgot it. anyway i was thinking about posting "im' gay lool" in horny bloard [/quote] not a bad start. you might want to add something about ants. i hear it's a classic meme on bloard.

i'm still on the fence about all this, to be honest

im excited to go to disney world this summer. it's a great place for man children, such as myself.😁

[quote=meatbot;%2Fbloards%2Fgbs%2Ftopics%2Freal-talk-the-bloard-thread-with-a-strict-no-irony-policy%2Fposts%2F4800] I eat food and I run around. at the gym I lift objects 1 half hour twice weekly to promote good circulation. my mental health is moderate. [/quote] this is a no irony thread

[quote=bug%20deal;%2Fbloards%2Fweird_bloard%2Ftopics%2Ffour-letter-words-only%2Fposts%2F6878] your. [/quote] rude

[voice over] it's me bitch... +1 if you get the reference☝

also my current workout regiment is 4 days on 1 day off in the following order: 1. arms/shoulders/upper body general 2. leg day 3. core day + deadlifts 4. stronglifts day (bench + barbell row + squat + deadlift) 5. try not to cry in my eternal stinky pit of loneliness (aka my bed) day [repeat]

wuold you mind doing some commnetary on this video while standing in your closet? [youtube]https://youtu.be/7WbNYYLzpyM[/youtube]

[quote=wowneat;%2Fbloards%2FHorny_bloard%2Ftopics%2Fbilly-herrington-has-left-the-gym-forever%2Fposts%2F5158] Press 🍆💦 to pay respects. [/quote] I wasn't sure whether to put this in Gym Bloard or here. Mods please move thread if off topic. Thanks.

RIP the Good Posters. from now on, it's just us Shit Kids.

[quote=hillips;%2Fbloards%2Fgbs%2Ftopics%2Finvestment-ideas-thread%2Fposts%2F1125] pump and dump mmy friend... [/quote] i was asking advice about stocks, not your mom!!👉👌😂

i take my laptop to the bathroom in order to take a shit i mean post on bloard. you could really say i'm "on the go"

[quote=kim_jong_skillz;%2Fbloards%2Fgbs%2Ftopics%2Freal-talk-the-bloard-thread-with-a-strict-no-irony-policy%2Fposts%2F6657] i'm hating a lot of the stupid shit i see on twitter im not sure if im just being bitter but these freaks are pissing me off [/quote] case in point why i'm only rarely on social media at all. it's entirely hair-graying if you're high in personality trait neuroticism like me. 95th percentile right here. very bad stuff.

i was doing great until i had pizza and biscuits like 3 days in a row... i'm such a sloppy hogboy, i apologize my fellow gym bloarders time for leg day...

*gets hit in the dick with a hard moldy muffin* ow, my dick!

[quote=%E2%98%83;%2Fbloards%2Fgbs%2Ftopics%2Ftinder%2Fposts%2F3314] i dont have a cell phone [/quote] good for you, dude.

To enter the Bloard Presidential Race, simply POST ONCE IN THIS THREAD. IF YOU POST MORE THEN ONCE YOU WILL BE DISQUALIFIED FROM THE RACE OK. To vote, simply give ONE AND ONLY ONE +1 TO THE POSTER OF YOUR CHOICE. Person with most +1's will be given access to site by leh0n, no questions asked. NO RIGGING, NO COLUSION, I'M WATCHING LIKE A HAWK Good Luck and May the best Poster win!!😁

woke af

good shit goys...keep it rollin' in. really like where the plot's going 👌

i'm fairly certain moog looks exactly like his avatar irl

conspiracy: bloard is purgatory. the poster with the most +1s when bloardman (god) inevitably deactivates this empty shithole gets 69 bloard virgins and everyone else is relegated to gbs forever

i love threads with original content

[youtube]ieRQyyPowH0[/youtube] [quote=Chernip;%2Fbloards%2Fmusical_bloard%2Ftopics%2Fpost-you-re-favourite-song-right-now-from-this-week-in-yor-life%2Fposts%2F6881] my favorite track... what's his name?😉 [/quote] did your mom unground you again

i dont work today. playing dark souls 1 atm (you kids might be too young to remember it 😂)

[quote=hillips;%2Fbloards%2Fgbs%2Ftopics%2Fit-s-time-for-a-new-thread%2Fposts%2F1099] cant wait for it to be time for a new thread again... [/quote] dont get your hopes up lol!

[quote=kim_jong_skillz;%2Fbloards%2Fgbs%2Ftopics%2Ffuck-u-guys%2Fposts%2F6708] lost track after the 3rd word. [/quote] taste the flame

[quote=yoshifanatic1488;%2Fbloards%2Fthereisnogod%2Ftopics%2Fbloarding-school%2Fposts%2F7034] snooby: tch...! [/quote]

it's pretty hard to unfuck yourself and lifestyle i have found, most of the time at least.

Who Should we prank this year i vote Derek laser bummer😁

i vomited when i saw that fucking wall of text OP

[quote=%E2%98%83;%2Fbloards%2FRecipes%2Ftopics%2Fscreaming-to-relieve-anger-from-people-posting-irony-in-the-no-irony-thread%2Fposts%2F2536] on a slice of plain white thread add: • 1 part irony • 1 part concern trolling shake uncontrollably for 2 hours [/quote] classic

posting from a waffle house, don't @ me

[quote=dereklaserbeam;%2Fbloards%2Fgbs%2Ftopics%2Fi-got-banned-from-twitter-for-questioning-the-narrative%2Fposts%2F6026] https://twitter.com/wowneat/status/518173734377906176?s=21 [/quote] *begins to uncontrollably shit and piss all over myself while gritting my teeth and tears streaming from my bloodshot eyes* HAHAHAHA I LOVE LAUGHING I FUCKING LOVE TO LAUGH SO MUCH

what are some good holes to itch? asking for a friend.

Online dating is a joke and is actually sad, much like bloard

very carefully

i'm really sad. always really sad. but most of you knew that.

what happened to yoshifan btw?

Hey everyone. I haven't spoken to another human being in weeks. Just looking for some interaction, anyone care to chat? How of all of you been doing?😁

kek