it’s bloard timeee 🚀🚀🚀
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saturday night bloardin babyyyyy !!!!!!!!
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Phage
:)
- [Sunday, November 22, 2020] Bloard has updated it’s Biscotti Policy: That shit’s biscotti
- shielding my phone screen from my gf with my left hand to post on the saturday night bloard
- [quote=haunted_shrub;%2Fbloards%2Fgbs%2Ftopics%2Ffart-hole%2Fposts%2F12535] i found mine actually. its in the woods. come to think of it... it's right by your house [/quote] it’s awfully rude of you to come home and use my fart hole and not come inside to say hi to your mother, young man!
- dug a hole in the ground in the woods behind my house, that’s my fart hole. let’s hear about your fart hole
- bouta plop my ol booty down on the fart hole out back behind me house
- [quote=hillips;%2Fbloards%2Fgbs%2Ftopics%2Fsaturday-night-bloard%2Fposts%2F12340] gimme that baking soda. i am going to do something with it and it aint baking. [/quote] Here you go! [url=https://ibb.co/8j9FBFq][img]https://i.ibb.co/D7Q3b3h/84-AADFE8-550-E-4469-99-AF-3-B35-F2-F8-B087.jpg[/img][/url]
- [b]Garage refrigerator stocked up for Saturday Night Bloard Posting!!![/b] What are you drinking? [url=https://ibb.co/6NxN7RF][img]https://i.ibb.co/M949xD7/F2910-E9-A-617-B-429-B-8843-0-D05-C0-E41-EA8.jpg[/img][/url]
- SHIRTS FOR SALE. NO SHIRT POLICY BLOARD SHIRTS FOR SALE. GET YER SHIRTS HERE [img]https://i.imgur.com/P7BSDuD.jpg[/img]
- I got locked out of twitter for calling joe mama a shit ass bitch for her bitch ass shit.
- [quote=pigfoot_vermont;%2Fbloards%2Fgbs%2Ftopics%2Fsaturday-night-bloard%2Fposts%2F12041] satday night tonight whats everyones plans?? [/quote] Mix myself a fine shirley temple w/ extra cherries and post on Bloard baby
- [quote=pigfoot_vermont;%2Fbloards%2Fgbs%2Ftopics%2Fsmall-claims-bloart%2Fposts%2F12029] the only thing smaller than an ant is half an ant. [/quote] Half an ant leg. Claimed
- I am using the mammal brain to sip sip milk milk from big lady honkers
- BIRD post Hell this bird. Post says HELL!!!! Birb flys high eats worm poke beak tree hole HONK HONK HONK Nope. Duck nope. Hawk nope. Birb yes. Swan nope. Eats Mush . Hawk—nope. Flys into bush. Hide. Don’t. Make. Move. Hide. Look. Blue skys. Hawk gone. Flys into tree hole. Owls.... Nope. Full room. Flys into skys wind soar thru rain. Cute girl sits down. Poop onto girls face hehe. Tele wire. Sits down. Poop onto cars. Poop onto girls. Hehe Wing hurt. Well, well, well. Blue bird come with beak worm. Feel good. Thnx blue bird. Eats worm. Thnx worm. Moon rise. Suns gone. Flys into bush. Rest. Safe. Warm.
- [img]https://i.imgur.com/DPGLUqw.jpg[/img]
- My shirt is off my body and Bloard is on my phone
- That shit — well, hmmm... what else will that shit, like — welp! Yeah... Stop. Pray, fuck, kiss, suck! Then jizz like she’d want. Horn knee ???? Stop !!!! Just walk past, don’t look with eyes like that. You’d know when you’d know. Back with that jazz shit? Riff then riff some more. Walk left, with torn shoes. Then cram that dick deep thru your kind maid. She’d wipe your poop from your sink, then give your pops some cute wink. Horn knee? Stop !!!! !!!! !!!! !!!! Well, just deem this shit true: Only poop nude. Only poop nude. Only poop nude. Only poop nude.
- I just want 28 hour days. If I was Bloard President I would slow the rotation of the Earth and it’s travel speed around the sun IMMEDIATELY. I would also fight any immediate environmental change that happens on Earth with my BEAR HANDS. I will also give my people FREE biscotti ever SUNDAY after they are hungover from Saturday Night Bloard
- Was on the cum pew turr and realized my dick was out and resting on my right leg (which it does 83% of the time) and remembered it is Saturday Night. Bloard Baby!!! I’m having a bloard baby! Bloard reveal Feb 3rd, 2020.
- The biggest battle of our lives is ahead of us! An evil Tyrant—Kingdad42—has rigged the election of our beloved country and then exiled all who opposed him and threatened his presidential legitimacy from Twitter Dot Com. I, Commander Phage D. Biscotti, have been working endlessly to bring justice to this country. We will not stand for this! Preparations are almost complete...
- The people of Bloard will not stand for this phony president. Kingdad—the time will come when your avi is on a stick. You do not represent the future of our people. The Bloard Army is making proper preparations as we speak. Only time will tell for certain...
- Biscotti Night Bloard 👍🙂👍🙂 💦💦 💦💦 👠☯🍛🔾SNAP SOUNDS💩💩💩💩💩💩💩 💦💦 💦💦 🎓🎓SPIT🎓SPIT🎓SPIT🎓SPIT🎓SPIT🎓 SPIT💩💩💩💩💩💩💩💩💩💩 SPIT 💩💩💩💩💩💩💩💩💩SPIT SPIT 💩💩💩💩💩💩💩💩💩💩 SPIT 💩💩💩💩💩💩💩💩
- As your Bloard President my first action would be to sit down and crack open a beer. All are welcome to join!
- It’s Saturday Night! And I am stuck at tennis practice because my stepdad Waluigi “forgot” to pick me up again....