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doing reps and doing sets to increase my posting strength

honk if you're bloardy ;)

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saturday night !! saturday night !! saturday night !!

I've got goosebumps on my arms...did someone leave the window open?? Anyone else feel that windchill? I think Jack frost is near..... can we get Snooby over here to ward him away? I know they're not on good terms but Snooby's the only person off the top of my head who controls the earth's weather and lives in a volcano

that mf looking like Arlene XDD

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honque

do you remember... the 21st night of September..... let's dance to earth wind and fire on this saturday night bloard night folks!!!

Saturday night bloard party folks....let's get sloshed and gather on da couch to watch the president of bloardville get elected on tv

to my understanding it is a synthetically vaporized form of cum.... one can obtain the encased gas through the same method as one inflates "bl'loonies" (available at most dollar stores)... cum gas farms may be the only feasible long term sustainable energy option, and thousands of farms are projected to open throughout the 2020s

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bees are sweet :) only hornets have wronged me

poastin'

i'm taking big gulps from my jug that says XXX on the side and then shattering it in the parking lot woooo!!!!! and then sheepishly sweeping it up before I hit the dance floor 😳

dilbert

may your bloard wish come true :) also what happened to chernip??

I am going on a road trip thru the southwest next month and I'm excited for it :) I need to buy some new shorts however

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[quote=pigfoot_vermont;%2Fbloards%2Fweird_bloard%2Ftopics%2Fgaze-into-my-chunky-crystal-ball%2Fposts%2F11328] the ball says..... this is a great time, a great time indeed!, but ONLY if you can collect all the rare gems in the forest to make an offering to the fortuitous toad boy.... once you have done that and answered his 20 trivia questions you will be granted a single wish, a great future indeed, yes [/quote] my fists are full of amber, quartz, perlite, and old chewed gum that I found on the forest sidewalk.... and now this toad dude keeps asking me stuff like "is it bigger than a bread box" -_-

can I get my horoscope reading? :) i'm printing out my natal chart onto a tiny ticket and inserting into the crystal ball.... it's making that ticket muncher sound like the machines at Charles Entertainment Cheese

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I spilled my milkshake on the ground and they're swarming all over it :O some are nibbling on my toe and it doesn't feel to great

mods pleade delete this bloard😖😔 I'm embarrased

I meant to post this in horny bloard :(

As the old saying goes: Horny in morning, bloarders take warning... horny at night, bloarders delight.... folks: Are you team morning horny or team night horny ??

[quote=haunted_shrub;%2Fbloards%2Fgbs%2Ftopics%2Fsaturday-night-bloard%2Fposts%2F11160] we cover peens in that chemical that turns purple when you pee in it or whatever [/quote] to the tune of purple people eater: der'k¹ was a one-eyed, one-horned, chronic purple peens pool pee-er ¹a one syllable abbreviation for derek

sorry about dribkibg all the pool water :O it was a saltwater pool and I got even thirstier with each sip!!

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I've lined all the walls in my room floor-to-ceiling with box fans but it isnt doing the trick :/

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[quote=haunted_shrub;%2Fbloards%2Fmusical_bloard%2Ftopics%2Fpost-you-re-favourite-song-right-now-from-this-week-in-yor-life%2Fposts%2F11122] [youtube]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UOg_8hCC4u4[/youtube] this song fuckin' rocks and I only remember it like 3 times a year [/quote] bobby womack rules !!!

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hello navel babes... not sure if this bloard refers to the good ol' bellybutton but here we go the belly button is a thriving metropolis of diverse bacteria :) many of which stink!!! how is everyone's stinky belly my innie was getting ripe but I cleaned it last night

Big hot gusts of wind today baby !!I A thunderstorm is coming tonight, I can feel it in my bloarder bones... It's a good night to listen to the rain, drink some Bloard™ wine, and admire the mantle decor

I'm going to buy every bloarder pleated wide leg Dickies shorts and big chunky white sneakers so we can all look like Danny Trejo :)

im considering posting on bloard... gonna spend some time thinking of bloard-worthy posts.........

I've got a classic case of uti and creaky bones 😳😖 what can be done to ail these conditions??