i worked out at eriks gargage once. that place has an incredible atmosphere of manly testosterone and energy. i was a beast. i was a a machine. but i got tooo buff and i couldnt fit through the door, even the door you drive the car out of, i was just that buff. had to stay there and wait for my muscles to atrophy subsisting only on thin vegetable soup and any ants i could catch and eat. i was stuck in there for 3 weeks and erik kept driving his stupid little go kart around honking the little horn and crashing into me over and over.

gooooood morning!!!

wtf. do you guys think steve forgot to invite me? no...

[quote=meatbot;%2Fbloards%2Fgbs%2Ftopics%2Freal-talk-the-bloard-thread-with-a-strict-no-irony-policy%2Fposts%2F4474] I have a button on my phone that takes me directly to bloard [/quote] mine has that too. the "ON" button!!!

*does a really shitty rap where i rhyme slow learner with salmonella, and it's embarassing*

"u on bloard"? honestly. what a stupid question. im blocking the dumb floozy rn

game of bloards what the shit! i dont watch that crap. uhhh i mean [SPOILERS]i cant believe haunted shrub killed bland kidney stone in the finale!!! (those are the name of two bloard users, thats the joke). also, scouts epic murder scene of kob was.... well, Epic 😁 i cheered and clapped!! who would of saw it coming?

AAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRGHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!! AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!! AAAAAAH! AAAAAAH! AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH! edit: sorry didnt mean to post this in recipes

agreed. i agree. i'm agreeing with you.Fuck

same

i wear my business shoes so people know i mean weightlifting. (no, shit, wait a minute...) i wear my weightlifting shoes so people know i mean business. (that's right...)

best pasta: limited edition heinz tin with holographic label, pasta shapes in tomato sauce shaped like pokémon creatures

good one wowneat.

howdy my pardners, and "Up Yours" to any varmints...

hell baby yeah hell baby yeah hell baby baby hell yeah baby hell hell yeah baby baby baby hell yeah hell baby yeah baby yeah yeah hell yeah hell baby yeah baby hell yeah baby baby hell yeah baby hell yeah baby hell yeah hell hell yeah baby baby baby hell yeah hell baby yeah baby yeah yeah hell yeah hell baby yeah baby hell yeah baby baby hell yeah baby hell yeah baby hell yeah hell baby yeah hell baby yeah hell baby baby hell yeah baby

no! 😙💨 ☕ you're blowing too hard! 😙💨 ☕ you'll regret that... 😙💨 ☕ 😗 coffee gone

NOT!!! you fucking normies! dont you dare do any of that shit in this thread. or else... 👊😁 or else you're get punched.

[b]fuck trumpet[/b]

im imagining something greater than god, it doesnt have a subject field so you dont have to think of something to put there

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[quote=bloardman;%2Fbloards%2Fitsgood%2Ftopics%2Fgardening%2Fposts%2F2435] Nice irony [/quote] [img]http://i.imgur.com/9gSjr6b.jpg[/img]

i fight my way out of the scenario, relying on my iron will, my razor sharp wits and my devsatating kick attack.

i dont know what simpsons character that is sorry

slow learners ass was fucking set up

let her out of the damn tin you curr

turd-based combat

now hold on erik. that stuff is very dangerous to ants. so be careful

🔹 have lots of download link's for stuff people google for (hacks, cracks etc) but make it so you have to register and make 20 posts before you can view links. this will bring in more users and produce quality posts. the links all direct to megaupload 🔹 ranks next to your username based on your total number of bloard points- i.e. i have 4 bloard points so i would have the rank of "big Boy Bloarder" 🔹 more babes please comment with your ideas

monday morning bloard :) not making a new thread for this. i'm just going to use this one, hope that's not a problem. how is everyones mondays so far? are you all looking forward to the week full of work ahead? i hope you are!

(sees jmgn and kingdad42 going at it and gets out some popcorn as if i was seeing a freakin movie) oh boy this is going to be good...

guys help. something has gone wrong with the bloard website. no matter what thread i click on it just takes me to this one. at first i thought it was funny but im getting fed up with it now! it doesn't even make sense, i don't want to just look at the weiners thread, i want to look at the other threads. i'm trapped in here, someone help me get outta here! help!!!!

was too lazy unfortunately however i will get my hair cut tomorrow. 💇

its saturday night so im going to stay up until 10:35 pm and uhhh... *checks twitter drafts for something i can reuse as a bloard post* "thinking about the irate gamer"? yup, that'll do!

i had a dominos pizza last week, and i've got to say, it was an acceptable pizza. i think it's justified when people go off on domino's however, because on twitter if you search for "wtf dominos" you can see dozens of people angrily posting photos of their fucked up pies. seems like ordering domino's pizza is like rolling the dice.

thats not right yoshi.you need to get your nutsack fixed

some people on here put the post they're quoting after their response to the post, and to me, that makes no sense at all.

here pal, have one. they're old *chucks u muffin*

this thread is now QUARANTINED 🚨 😷 ⚠️ no-one who read hdk's post is allowed to read or post in any threads other than this one for 1 month

Erik I have always wanted to be your friend 😀 more than i do with anyone else on this site. and that's the truth.

potty