you're what? 😁😁😁 snooby you're what ???

hi everyone, I've noticed some of you are getting dangerously close to making "Shit" posts/threads, please make sure you DO NOT do this as [url=https://bloard.com/bloards/gbs/topics/bloard-page-2]your thread WILL be slammed.[/url] to get around this, I am extending my services to you, the bloarders:; in this thread please state the psot/thread/bloard you want to make, and I will grant you persimmon to post it is it if up to bloard standards. THANK YOU, ALL DESICIONS ARE FINAL, NO HAGGLE

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[quote=jessica;%2Fbloards%2Fgbs%2Ftopics%2Freal-talk-the-bloard-thread-with-a-strict-no-irony-policy%2Fposts%2F3332] I have a stomach ache [/quote] whats a stoma cake. can i have a slice lol!!!

cant blame you buddy.

[img]https://i.imgur.com/sV8rnhy.jpg[/img] just fucking try me

i really should have posted this on book bloard ffs

hm, never heard of them, will check it out heres the all time classics 🐩control alt delete 🐩loserz 🐩so, you're a cartoonist? 🐩oh joy sex toy 🐩role playing gamer 🐩girlz n games 🐩yahtzee takes on the world 🐩the oatmeal 🐩brentalfloss the comic EDIT: forgot owlturd

learn to spell...

lol. i'm takin' a sip

well bug deal, judging by the inefficient and poorly designed US plugs i'd say it's the vastly inferior and nonsensical month/day/year format. thank you for respecting the rules of the post images but no text thread

cunts

i think i'll pass actually

just thought it would be a bit of fun 😆 why not huh? 😄 please. just let me have this. ba8k to the future 3 true stori8s 8urrasic park

i wish you hadnt birthed this shitty thread if I'm being honest (IIBH)

what could be next for bloard dot com?

[quote=pigfoot_vermont;%2Fbloards%2Fgbs%2Ftopics%2Fphone-or-computer-bloarder-maybe-both%2Fposts%2F6697] i have one of those silicon valley wifi enabled blender things and since the company went bust and i cant buy the special blender packets i lifehacked it so i can use it to surf bloard. it also alerts me with spacex updates and leaks about upcoming marvel movies [/quote] that, my friend, is e pic

I had another bloard dream. this time i was outside where I work and I saw a bulletin board with a notice about some kind of bloard costume contest on it. Then in the wooded area behind it, I saw him... someone wearing [url=https://encrypted-tbn0.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcQ4S7f9BRtwNeIn8tPX1l21tXYqFb6yxW5KZBn5ytTEPwOxIwwQ]this exact yoshi costume[/url] from the advert where yoshi throws an egg at a car for no reason. He was just kind of chilling out there among the trees not doing much. I wanted to tweet a video where I panned from the costume contest flier to the mysterious yoshi person and started screaming at the top of my voice, but I couldnt record it because loads of people kept walking in front of him, and then all of a sudden he was gone.

everyones being ironic here... take a good hard look at yourselves

hey. what the fuck is going on with the brackets in the name of this thread.? was moog on mother fucking crack when he wrote this???

good morning everyone on bloard !!! 🙂

[img]http://i.imgur.com/ZEamaEe.jpg[/img]

slam that damn fart post, neat! 😆😆 kill that fuck fool. rofl!!

and im a nuttan organ

ma balls!

[quote=kingdad42;%2Fbloards%2Fgbs%2Ftopics%2Fgummy-bears-or-gummy-cokes-or-other%2Fposts%2F6727] tell yoshi bedtime gummy haha [/quote] Great show, great episode, wrote an essay on it in college

gbs- gremlins bull shit

yes haha! 2, the bloard number! if we can keep up this pace, well be at 100 posts in no time

(smiling) yes *nods*

Ants ants ants! Squarsh em squarsh em squarsh em

wow, that was a fast fix. yoshifanatic must have called up geek squad or something to get it sorted out. i'm just glad we can put this all this ugliness behind us now.

note to self in 6 months make halloween thread at easter so its like a bloard reference to this one. actually nvm i probly wont do that but just pretend that i did. 😁😁😁😁😁😁 +1 this post please

im posting on this thread why all wearing a frensh beret.

(hands Derek a dianetics book and pats him on the shoulder) here you go friend. this is all you need...

i stickied it! it was me, i made the gaming bloard. and, well, i told myself i would play this game some day so you could have a post in your thread, but i have not yet done so...

[quote=orgamecha;%2Fbloards%2Fgbs%2Ftopics%2Fgummy-bears-or-gummy-cokes-or-other%2Fposts%2F6616] [quote=saptapadi;%2Fbloards%2Fgbs%2Ftopics%2Fgummy-bears-or-gummy-cokes-or-other%2Fposts%2F6598] hmm remember that time you ate a really rubbery gross fried egg and the yolk had already solidified ? well we made a candy to memorialize that. enjoy [/quote] i have never eaten a rubbery fried egg [/quote] 🎵well saptapadi has been known to enjoy, a gross rubbery fried egg

bastard ass

not possible. i think the username you have now is fine. own it

ahh, i miss being able to remember my dreams... said goodbye to all that when i took up the ol' 9 to 5... maybe i should sort out my sleeping pattern or just get myself fired. both sound like a good idea atm. I learnt two new words that begin with O because of this thread!

O_O randome...