(This guy’s got that cool guy aura... I need To hire him and he’ll definitely make small jokes to people just coming in to buy reeses cups, endearing himself to them... might even get some chicks in this store... plus I really need that $20 to buy lunch.......) I’ll start you at $32/hour with commission :)
Chernip
The Godo Pal, The Good Ol Pal
A Friend To All :)
- [quote=Mister%20Spigetti;%2Fbloards%2Fgbs%2Ftopics%2Fchurrrnip-and-the-pussycats%2Fposts%2F12026] Is chernip going to be in the band [/quote] I’ll be doing avant-garde spoken word stream of consciousness fever dreams as the front man
- Scout asked me not to tell anyone about their voluntary catheter ^_^ tehe 😌😅😊
- Bummer buddy, hole your skies start clearing up and you get a little sunshine in your life B)
- Shrub knows just where to deposit such... Materials....... >:)
- I’m presenting something called “Belligerent Bot 2000”. If you’ve ever had someone you dislike this bot (or bots) will mercilessly harass that person, by replying to all of their posts with demeaning and derogatory remarks.
- we’ve got 5 year old hatchets we’ve never sold across the street, just sayin😏
- After seeing pigfoot has more replies in his Terrible, Horrid thread about his disgusting store across the street, I’ve decided to begin a FIRE SALE! ALL MERCHANDISE 80% OFF
- [quote=pigfoot_vermont;%2Fbloards%2Fgbs%2Ftopics%2Fmy-friend-phallus-dei-is-coming-to-town%2Fposts%2F12448] go trick or treating :) [/quote] Not bad!
- Yo you guys playing some avant-jazz rock in here? Crank it baby yeah!
- Can’t believe Jerry’s gone... not that i know anything about what’s going on of course... but wow!
- Adds to the coolness, better odds of getting chicks in here, win win win
- "MOTHERFUCKER I COULD KILL YOU DRIVE FASTER AND HIT ME" "there's no 'i' in car, but there's a u, m and e in 'U, Me, and this car :)" just a couple ideas
- He uh, he told me in confidence he’s hiding kids in the aisle with all the wall outlets! Take this guy down!
- zing! cant believe KD cant even conjure a rebuttal to this own!
- What is the worst band in your honest opinion. All time. or by decade or year or something. actually by year would be pretty funny if someone seriously wanted to do that lol.... heh, yeah that would be neat.
- *hands on my hips and beaming a smile at my beautiful store barren except for claw hands* the system works.... :,)
- Watching a nbc nightly news on chicken and waiting for a fantasy football mock draft to start before a party. Hangin out, wanted to throw a thread up. Idk. You got a problem with it? Comments below 👇 also wanted to see my avi back on that Homepage baby 😎
- Love the new submissions for Interjosh, Pigfoot Vermin, and The Wesker... I'll need to meditate on this
- Does anybody have any simple, preferably healthy, and easy to make recipes?
- Yo, I know Im late to this and all, but what kinda dumbass use exfoliator with no moisturizer!!!😂😂😂
- [quote=jerry;%2Fbloards%2Fgbs%2Ftopics%2Fforgot-to-mention-i-once-again-did-not-go-to-the-oscars%2Fposts%2F10397] hi chernip [/quote] What’s up Jerry
- Alriiiight there we go! Thanks for hanging in there guys, sorry about that
- [quote=pigfoot_vermont;%2Fbloards%2Fgbs%2Ftopics%2Fchurrrnip-and-the-pussycats%2Fposts%2F12028] i have a corduroy shirt and a bass i almost know how to play can i join please? [/quote] You’re in
- Thanks so much for throwing some posts up guys, I loved reading them!
- Why do you keep coming in here and doing this hillips? We’re letting you because you’re our friend and we get you’re going through a hard time but pretty soon.... it’s gonna be too much man...
- looks like the candidates are: Jerry, Meatbot... and as a wildcard... Joop maybe? Need to start polling to see who should truly deserves my ire...