when i approached the bloard secretary, she told me that i could only register under my real, legal name. "pshh," i thought. "What a load of baloney. why are you laughing? people say that, right? Load of baloney? anyway..." imagine my surprise when, 6 monthbs later, after posting like a madman, i come down with a) brittle bones syndrome, b) mario's disease, and c) gangrened earlobes. the worst part? i haven't learned my lesson .