Where have you been young man?? You have been neglecting your posting and your mother and I have had it up to *here* with you!!!! Ok, anyways, on to the real purpose of this thread. Have you ever seen that green, loveable dinosaur who lays eggs and then throws them? Kind of fucked up when you sit down and think about the implications of that. Yoshi is committing infanticide, and mainly in a way that murders other beings as well. Also, wouldn't that hurt to lay that many eggs all at once? Christ, Yoshi's got a lot of problems when you think about it. Anyone else thinking really deeply about the Mario Universe late at night, or is it just me?