I wake up from the ‘long nap’. Mr. Bean is staring me dead in the eyes
Mr. Bean: Phage...?
Me: Yes, Mr. Bean?
Mr. Bean: Do you know what time it is?
Me: Do you know why I have awoken?
We notice each other have phones in hand.
Mr. Bean and I: *simultaneously* What is that?
We stare awkwardly at each other.
Mr. Bean: On the count of three—
Me: We take out our phones
Mr. Bean and I: One
Mr. Bean and I: Two
Dirt Belly Mama: THREEEEEEEE!!!!!
BLOARD USERS EVERYWHERE COME OUT OF DOORA WE DIDNT EVEN KNOW EXIST. IT DOESNT MATTER. NOTHING DOES. WHY!?!?!?
HAPPY SATURDAY NIGHT BLOARD EVERYBODY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Phage
:)
- [quote=haunted_shrub;%2Fbloards%2Fwind_bloard%2Ftopics%2Fwind-bloard%2Fposts%2F11096] blow really hard into your floppy drive, when you hear the modem connect simply say your post [/quote] Pfffffaaahhhttfffffftt That work? Could you feel that?
- And he is really mad he didn’t make an account earlier! I’m grounded from everything but Bloard for a month! Yippee!!
- Damn hillips, took two years for that burn—which also happens to be the Bloard number. Good work
- Hanging out with my family. Put water on the stove to boil so my mom has tea. Gonna pour scotch for dad and I. I hope everyone has a goodnight. Love bloarding with you all
- Oh hell yeah what the fuck fellow bloarders it is that crazy time of the week again! Bloard pong table is set up, biscotti is over by the hors d'oeuvres. Three different flavors! You like gaming!? We got it! Log on to your favorite gaming system now! Beers are behind the bar, liquor, N/A beverages! I’m starting off with a double shirley temple extra cherries baby. Let’s get Saturday night Bloard ROLLLINGGG
- Normies: it’s thursday, can’t wait for friday night! Me, bird brain (magpies are very smart btw): it’s friday jr, can’t wait for saturday night bloard
- My favorite jerry memory... was all of them. I love you Sweet Jerry. Please. Come in...
- Sorry, can’t make it. Got a Town Bloard meeting that night
- [quote=Claire!!!!!!!;%2Fbloards%2Fgbs%2Ftopics%2Fsaturday-night-bloard%2Fposts%2F10667] Saturday Night Bloard, the last remaining refuge of Phage 😢 [/quote] The crumbs of biscotti scatter in the wind... That shit? Well — that shit’s within all of us. Beyond the cones - - we may live happily 🙂
- [quote=dereklaserbeam;%2Fbloards%2Fgbs%2Ftopics%2Fsaturday-night-bloard%2Fposts%2F10661] Phage, my precious phage... [/quote] It’s Saturday Night and I am beside you... on Bloard
- Haha... so—I accidentally made 38 extra B-52 shots.... anyone want em?
- Our new special “That Shot’s Biscotti” features Faretti Biscotti liqueur with Grey Goose Le Vanille and Kahlua.. Try it today!
- Yeah we have Mr. Bloardle - Mike Patton’s new Bloard band - tonight. Tomorrow we have Steely Bloard - New Bloard City’s best Jazz Rock band. Thursday - Bloard Coltrane. Friday we have a special gamer event running 3pm-9pm where we are all playing Bloard Of Empires - who will have the best Bloard Army!?!?
- Welcome to the Grand Opening of Club Bloard!! Open 24/7. DJ Biscotti is on the turntables 🎶 DRINK SPECIALS: Half off Bloardtinis 🍸 and free shirley temples (extra cherries!! 🍒) EVERY NIGHT. Come on in to Club Bloard TODAY!
- A monday always returns to a Saturday Night on Bloard eventually. A vicious cycle - but the moment I hit “create post” on Saturday night — all of the struggles of the work week feel worth this reward.
- No better way to ease into a Sunday morning than a Saturday Night on Bloard.. bliss..... Purity....
- Hey, I’m from out of town. Could I just get a Snickers bar?
- Don’t forget to clemch your buttcheeks while you smooch. High chance of soiling your diapers when you do kiss. I know this from experience (w/ my practice pillow)
- Bloard 11!!!!!!! \ ———— ———— >Bloard> | T | | M | / | W | | Y | | I | | S | | T | | P | | T | | A | | E | | C | | R | | E |
- Absolutely slamming beers and posting the fuck out of this ON A SATURDAY NIGHT BAYYYY BEEEEEE BLOARD
- Laying in bed without a shirt. Miller High Life in hand (and a little bit in my corduroys - oops!). Listening to Stevie Wonder and looking at my goldfish. I ask myself: Can life get better than this? The answer, I realized — was “Yes!”. I realized there was a Bloard where I can be safe to post this. Where I am accpeted just as I am now - shirtless. There was nothing more blissful than knowing Bloard had my shirtless back in this moment. What would I do without Bloard? Probably just die..
- Not absolutely losing my mind that I am no longer first on the list ..
- [quote=kingdad42;%2Fbloards%2Fgbs%2Ftopics%2Fworst-things-to-eat-thread%2Fposts%2F10252] pussy [/quote] (Now’s my time to be a more desirable sec shoe ull partner than kingdad) Pussy is the best thing to eat (The bloardettes are gonna love me now)
- Woah, man .. just jum-jumped an hour into Bloard. It’ll Bloard for an hour later every day
- 7pm. After two naps - the first: in early afternoon .. the second: a sunset surprise nap - I awake to a special feeling. I think to myself, “why have I been napping so much?”. I think I understand why. Was I tired? Sure—but I could stay tired and function well. (By this point in the post I pour a glass of pinot noir) There simply was something I couldn’t wait for any longer. I needed to pass time as quickly as I could perceive it passing. Th-that’s it. That’s right. Th-that’s why I took those naps. There was something I couldn’t wait any longer for. And what was that shit? That shit’s posting on Bloard on a Saturday Night