i havbe a condition
moog
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- [quote=pigfoot_vermont;%2Fbloards%2Fweird_bloard%2Ftopics%2Fgaze-into-my-chunky-crystal-ball%2Fposts%2F11638] also would you like some ketchup too? [/quote] fuck no that stuff will kill ya
- watching POV shots of people lifting so trick my brain into making me ripped
- *getting real close to the crystal* hello... can i can a impossible whopper with medium fries and a boddla wudder and also 6 chicken's nuggets as much bobocue sause as you will give me for free
- im visiting jerry's crystal prison every few weeks and showing him the fish i caught in my Black Bass Lure Fishing game for the Gameboy [img]https://i.imgur.com/FcOOEND.png[/img]
- that's nice dick chappy but you've been so quickly annihilated by my high energy embedded laser system that your mockery serves as no more than a faint memory of your vain humour thanks for stopping by thread locked
- no president is gonna walk into my house and start posting like he owns the place. my thread my rules. LOCKING THREAD.........COMPLETE ANY POSTS UNDER THIS LINE WILL BE CONSIDERED TRESPASSING ________________________________________________________________
- damn im getting freaking torn apart in this thread, absolutely rinsed! thats it, im locking this thread down. NO MORE POSTS
- [img]https://i.imgur.com/IrAWQjI.png[/img] whys this mf cat got a pussy tho. just noticed
- i've been in there spraying rats with the garden hose every ones in a while but they just keep comin back
- hmm? oh i see no one has added toilet man to secret_bloard yet
- had a dream last night i found guy fieri behind my buddy's sofa because his hair was sticking out, and when i went to take a good look at him he handed me an empty jar of salsa with a spoon in it and said something along the lines of "get rid of the evidence"
- hhuwha..... wwwhat did yyou p- put in this food kd... i. ffffeel.....
- oh bowy thanks kingdad! it's too bad im on this bone broth and chicken skin diet. ah, well, i guess a little bit wornt hurt!!
- [quote=kingdad42;%2Fbloards%2Fgbs%2Ftopics%2Fi-am-now-the-bloard-president%2Fposts%2F11500] we will reduce horny bloard numbers by at least half for 2020. [/quote] this is bullshit you wont get away with this
- The people have spokem!! [img]https://i.imgur.com/U4uOODs.png[/img] kingdad42 is our new macho daddy bloard star
- had a cool dream last night a tornado ripped through my house and obliterated it
- Cum gas, we've all heard the stories. Is it real? Can you vape it? There's enough evidence to argue both ways. The ancients apparently used it in high-powered blasting operations, depending on who you ask. Viable alternate energy source? I'd like to hear your thoughts and maybe we can get to the bottom of this.
- sternums doing good now . been 60 fullbelly squinches every day since 3 weeks ago for me
- the bloard lies dormant from within and erupts when you are bored at your dads synchronized roller derby audition
- [youtube]https://youtu.be/GijL3bhhpPs[/youtube]
- We all know it, Bloardman's gone spending his bloard bucks in Tijuana flogging hookers and funding his mecha tank construction... He's forgotten all about us! It's time we appoint someone new to the role of big bloard dog. Has to be someone dutiful and capable of unwavering leadership. Someone who can direct this ironic slosh pit into some form of orchestrated autism. If you think you're the bloarder for the job, let us know why. Election day is Saturday, August 31 and whoever accumulates the most greenie weenies is the new president of Bloard!
- good work claire. this thread is absolutely brimming with potential. lets see those posts
- im lifting up the spirits of my buddy haunted_shurb and consequently getting swole af fuck good jod haunted shrub!