son of a bitch they caught me. hope some of you guys come visit me in prison bloard

i went on horny bloard and wasnt even horny. those damn pigs will never catch me

ant propaganda bullshit. not a fan

i know hillip only smokes the finest quality spanish pufferfish. i had one and i couldn't see out of my right eye for a day and a half

worm holes

[quote=dereklaserbeam;%2Fbloards%2Fgbs%2Ftopics%2Fthe-hottest-meme-of-the-year%2Fposts%2F5950] did u guys know steam from the shower can set off a smoke alarm? i learned that this morning. poor riley bear freaked the fuck out! [/quote] typical for photoelectric detectors. get yourself an ionization smoke alarm for your bathroom, they aren't sensitive to water vapor

1. goblin 2. anime 2. portuguese 3. electro-sapien 4. vloggers

gooooood morning viet-bloard

kinda, i just wipe with a bar of soap and wash it off under the tap. its a two bird one stone deal because then my hands touch the soap and i dont gotta wash them

[quote=dereklaserbeam;%2Fbloards%2Fgbs%2Ftopics%2Fblunt-bloard%2Fposts%2F5876] i’m smokeing huge cocks, two by two 😏 [/quote] he'll yeah party on brother

ey whadup bloard its ya main man moog out here hopin everybody has a goold old 4/20 day may the ganga be loud and the purp be aggressive.! its like i always say smoke that GREEN until you die haha vapers unite 🔥📠 what are you weeders toking on today? note: i do not endlulge in the consumption of marijuna nor do i condone its use due to my religion

[quote=jerry;%2Fbloards%2Fgbs%2Ftopics%2Fplans-to-bring-in-more-bloard-users%2Fposts%2F5828] [img]http://i.imgur.com/9T4dz2P.png[/img] [/quote] 👀

[quote=jerry;%2Fbloards%2Fgbs%2Ftopics%2Fplans-to-bring-in-more-bloard-users%2Fposts%2F5825] i caught my wife looking at bloard [/quote] post a pic of your wife so we can look at her

we grow a new cannabis strain called Purple Bloard and get snoop doog to endorse it. get him to say "hey that's good" or something and we can make little green weed cookies and call em plus ones

I'm all for a programming bloard let's get it poppin my daggerts

I saw 2 of squirl today

[img]https://i.imgur.com/blPH7KQ.png[/img]

ant farmer

[img]http://cdn3.collective-evolution.com/assets/uploads/2017/10/CNN-759x475.jpg[/img] A popular new Internet "challenge" has begun to circulate on social media recently wherein teens are subjecting themselves to dangerous, and potentially lethal amounts of +1s. Reports of related medical emergencies have skyrocketed, and as the trend continues to grow, parents are urged to limit the exposure of +1s to children. A public health announcement has been made by the Bloarders Safety Association that while low amounts of +1s pose no risk, extremely concentrated doses of 12 or more may be life threatening and require immediate medical attention. It is unclear as to how the fad was started, but we have this bloard user with us to explain more about the situation:

[quote=orgamecha;%2Fbloards%2FBook_bloard%2Ftopics%2Fwelcome-to-book-bloard%2Fposts%2F5586] your diary [/quote] oh my god

i could never get past the flying brupper but i saw someone beat him in 22 seconds with the twag booster and ever since he's been a piece of cake

last night i uncovered a gem [youtube]https://www.youtube.com/watch?time_continue=33&v=z9H1vzMaw3A[/youtube]

the ants got steven hawking

[quote=dereklaserbeam;%2Fbloards%2Fgbs%2Ftopics%2Fyo-snoob-whats-up%2Fposts%2F5424] hey guys, where’s snooby? anybody seen snooby around? [/quote] i think he's in the pissing thread

nothing like some sexy tarsal claws in heels am i right 😤😩

[quote=joop;%2Fbloards%2Fgbs%2Ftopics%2Freal-talk-the-bloard-thread-with-a-strict-no-irony-policy%2Fposts%2F5386] Just ate some oat meal. Hang in there bd, we've almost made it to full immersion virtual reality and you can smooch anime babes four hours with only one second passing in the real world [/quote] my fuckin god

you more of an ass guy or a mesothoracic spiracle kind of guy

i siad good morning to the drive through lady at dunkin donguts this morning but she didnt say anything back she just handed me my drink and closed the window. did she not notice me? got me thinkin maybe im a ghost or something

[quote=orgamecha;%2Fbloards%2Fgbs%2Ftopics%2Fants-pro-or-con%2Fposts%2F5334] what is the objective of this game [/quote] Each player is secretly assigned a team at the start of the game. The two teams are the humans and the Cylons, and each team has a specific objective. The human players are trying to find the map to Earth, while the Cylon players simply want to annihilate the human race. Players win or lose with the other members of their team...but must figure out who they can trust in order to lead their team to victory. Or at least that's how we used to play it, not sure if those are the actual rules

i used to play this game with my grammom [img]http://farm4.staticflickr.com/3476/3364510286_06259a5459.jpg[/img] fuckin sick. maybe she was ants too

ugliest beaver i seen on a long time

[quote=littleerik;%2Fbloards%2Fgbs%2Ftopics%2Fants-pro-or-con%2Fposts%2F5236] this is a pretty fucked up thing to say to a guy who smashes that mf plus button on your posts [/quote] i'm just calls it like i sees it

bloard dot com bloard dot com peanut butta chocolate flavuhhh

[quote=pigfoot_vermont;%2Fbloards%2Fgbs%2Ftopics%2Fplans-to-bring-in-more-bloard-users%2Fposts%2F5229] plan to bring in new users with a “bloard rap” lyrics something like “i was up late night BLOARDIN!” and then there would probably be some more lyrics but im not sure [/quote] we can build off of this idea. i was up late night bloarding watching a recording of dereklaserbeam until morning because bloard dot com is the place to be, bloard dot com is the place for me

[quote=dereklaserbeam;%2Fbloards%2Fgbs%2Ftopics%2Fthe-crumb-check-thread%2Fposts%2F5232] i have reason 2 believe that this thread is not as altruistic as it seems. in fact, my sources tell me this thread was authored by a colony of ants, which have taken control of hillips’ account! 🚨 🐜 [/quote] they're spreading. god help us all

good morning my bloardholes

sometimes the crumbs are too many and i cant get out of couch without spilling them so if

for all i know you could have slobbed and slimed all ovver those muffins and they could be riddled with toxins1!! I'll take two

i hear fish milk helps with that

I've been doing some detective work around Bloard to look for evidence regarding a hunch I've had for some time now. This may come as a shock to some, but I have firm raisin to believe this "littleerik" guy is actually an ant colony attempting to create an online persona in order to infiltrate our homes. There are several reasons I believe this: He is never not around ants. He is able to get close enough to other ants to take a clear picture, indicating he is trusted by his colony brethren, and even showers with them. He also seems to have complex knowledge of the behavioral traits of ants. I could have passed all of these points as coincidental until I found out about his "special hole in the woods" where be buries his fallen comrades. Let this be a warning, if littleerik asks you where the garbage goes when it leaves your house; for the sake of our kind do not tell him.