i bean thinking about getting a chainmail shirt to wear around the house and at work and stuff. that way just doing what i normally do i'll get frickin jacked plus ill have a higher defence against swords. i dont really lift much or work out so im thinking maybe like 150lbs to start and work may way up. anyone else do this?

oh dude theres a man in your dryer no wunner it dont work

[quote=hillips;%2Fbloards%2Fgbs%2Ftopics%2Fa-subtle-gesture%2Fposts%2F6783] 8====D ~~ O: [/quote] the sad, sad story of a shovel who lost its way and dug too deep into the eRTH. it got lost and had to rely on the worms to keep safe. the tiny worm folk were hesitant at first to accept one of such a monstrous kind; they have seen countless victims disemboweled ruthlessly by the shovels. some small groups even vowed vengeance for the dead and planned to retaliate, thus many attempts were made to take the young shovels life. this made the shovel strong, and the time evntually came to face its elders that abandoned it to live a life damned to the underground. the symbols depict the shovel, lead by the strongest of the worm clan, rising from the very hole it was banished to many years ago. we should pray for the safety of the shovel as it carries the fate of the worms and confronts the ones who it had sworn its life against.

[img]https://i.imgur.com/1ZAHt2J.png[/img] a 3d render of your favort bloard star

[quote=joop;%2Fbloards%2Fgbs%2Ftopics%2Freal-talk-the-bloard-thread-with-a-strict-no-irony-policy%2Fposts%2F5386] Just ate some oat meal. Hang in there bd, we've almost made it to full immersion virtual reality and you can smooch anime babes four hours with only one second passing in the real world [/quote] still waiting for this

[youtube]https://youtu.be/3WsFRWuFBuk?list=PLD991C009B5A566CD[/youtube]

i met some great people to day they are all very nice

im pist about ants

Tony Hawk's Hentai Heroes

ah dad nabbit, sorry fellas i thought we were talking about one of these [img]http://www.bavada.com/70-thickbox_default/fast-dry-hk-2400ps-hand-dryer.jpg[/img] but hillips, i will look into that dryer. i've been going to work in wet clothes for years and never even thought about it

gonna need more info. is the decoupler head still intact? you'll be able to tell if you start it up and listen for the low-resonance reducter (sounds kinda like a rat chewing on a spoon). if you dont it's a good sign that you got a cracked decoupler and need to replace the whole thermal transfer assembly which you may as well just get a new machine at that point. of course if you do hear it and it sounds normal, it could simply be a problem with one of the transducer diodes and to fix that you'd just need to short the main frequency output controller with like a wet sponge or something

hmm i prefer my eggs strangled

hey hey i dont wanna see no more hogg bustin in front of the ladies alright dont blow this for me

[quote=wowneat;%2Fbloards%2Fgbs%2Ftopics%2Freal-talk-the-bloard-thread-with-a-strict-no-irony-policy%2Fposts%2F6561] i wish motivation came in ingestible packets or something [/quote] Amphetamines

your previous pic had some things going for it. homorous and erotic while remaining tasteful. however it does not represent your brand as well as your current one and that is why i think you made the right choice. out of 10 fingers id give them: old pic - 7.4 new pic - 8.1

i remember liking your old one but also i cant remember what your old one looked like. post it and i'll rate the'm both

i've been waiting for this for a long time. ni hao babes :skintone3-grin:

o man a new marion tennis? i used to play the one on the gameboy color all the time and named my character after my crush. shoutout to Samamtha, hope your diabetes uh clears up or whatever

last night i dreamed of bloard. each post was a finely crafted work of elegance composed by some of history's greatest bloardsmen, and the witty replies flowed abundantly from their respective topics. i entered a thread and was greeted by joop smoking a pipe beside a large table covered in glimmering plus ones. he turned his electric dune buggy around to greet me with a wink, tossed a plus one my way and said "gonna need of these if you're want a to big bloard." i said okay and left to devise a post of my own when i felt a clammy, dripping hand grip weakly at my shoulder, and before i could turn around a voice told me that the posts i seek would come in time. i took a last look at those posts and woke up. i was sad that i could not stay, but then i logged onto bloard dot com and felt the sadness lift from my soul as i looked upon some of the very same threads that i had been so enraptured by in my dream. i closed my eyes and went back to sleep, excited for the posts that have yet to be written

my gym routine provides excellent gains and is as follows: - roll myself in a section of shag carpetting custom fit to my body shape and roll up a hill outside the gym 2 times - hide behind a parked car outside the gym and wait for someone to get inside. when they start to pull away, i' grab the bumper and see how long i can keep it from moving - i saw some kids breaking branches off the trees outside the gym and they were ripped so im thinking about trying that - important: im always chewing gum outside the gym so my jaw muscles are huge i can bite through glass just thought id share my knowledge with you guys so you can get strong like me

this are some sour words. im outta here before he decides to shoot up bloard

when is the next episode coming out

spob

i like to distance myself from horny bloard so that i can see all the posts at the same time 😩😤

[quote=Mister%20Spigetti;%2Fbloards%2Fgbs%2Ftopics%2Fants-pro-or-con%2Fposts%2F6284] Shitty poem. Sorry [/quote] here's one i've been working on: roses are red eat my but

i think granolavelt has some good points here... farquad was a good leader that did a lot for his people. historians believe shrek single hamdedly dismantled a functioning society. but i believe it was the italians

[quote=dick%20chappy;%2Fbloards%2Fgbs%2Ftopics%2Fbloard-quiz-which-bloarder-are-you%2Fposts%2F6230] 1.handberer 2. haha yeah 3. dancing hotdog 4. no ants here 😎 5. Yh 6. My own arm (to make an epic comeback bloard post) 7. Nope [/quote] for some reason the copmuter keeps matching you with just a regular mackerel and i dont do enough fishing to know why

in a thread with such banter we ready a rant that's sure to give cancer while answers are scant it's time to advance, we must take a stance what will we do about all the ants?

[quote=%E2%98%83;%2Fbloards%2Fgbs%2Ftopics%2Fbloard-quiz-which-bloarder-are-you%2Fposts%2F6220] 1 - nothing wrong with me 2 - nothing wrong with me 3 - nothing wrong with me 5 - nothing wrong with me 6 nothing wrong withj me 7 tnohngn jrWOIKJMKLG , [/quote] ok your definitely slow learner

[quote=Mister%20Spigetti;%2Fbloards%2Fgbs%2Ftopics%2Fbloard-quiz-which-bloarder-are-you%2Fposts%2F6217] How are you using these answers to make your decisions I'm not sure I like my result [/quote] deep neural network machine learning algorithms

[quote=Mister%20Spigetti;%2Fbloards%2Fgbs%2Ftopics%2Fbloard-quiz-which-bloarder-are-you%2Fposts%2F6209] 1. hamburer 2. yes 3. Dolan duck is my favorite meme 4. i amn't an ant 5. no 6. Having never popped a ball while squatting, I can't say for sure 7. no [/quote] hey you got Moog *blushes while turning slightly away but keeping eye contact with both hands in my left pocket*

[quote=kingdad42;%2Fbloards%2Fgbs%2Ftopics%2Fbloard-quiz-which-bloarder-are-you%2Fposts%2F6211] 1.) Hot Dog 2.) mayhaps 3.) JUST 4.) i amn't 5.) sometimes 6.) 180ish, im very weak 7.) no, they dont want me [/quote] you are kingdad42 happy days

[quote=blandkidneystone;%2Fbloards%2Fgbs%2Ftopics%2Fbloard-quiz-which-bloarder-are-you%2Fposts%2F6203] 1. hamberger 2. Yes i like a lot 3. Bloard is my favoyrite meme 4. I amnt an ant 5. Too often 6. All the way 7. Whats the united states? [/quote] wow you got yoshifanatic1488 congrtags

take this new super hip test that will determine which of bloarder you are alike 1. hot dogg or hamburer 2. do you like 3. _____ is my favorite meme 4.. i am or amn't an ant (important) 5. do you post garbage suckass memes on twiter that no on e will ever like 6. how much can you squat without poppin a ball 7. are you now or have you ever been a member of the communist party of the united states

[quote=at_least_weasel;%2Fbloards%2Fgbs%2Ftopics%2Fants-pro-or-con%2Fposts%2F6190] hey guys here's some ants I saw. Reminded me of all you cool guys!!! https://photos.app.goo.gl/rbqnlFVZp4f2hyu92 [/quote] them is scurvy ants.

i doubt anyone is gonna see your armpit hair anyway unless you are a junior high softball coach or somethign

i alredy saw this episode of bloard

a while ago i'd accused littleerik of colluding with the ants, and that he may even have been born of their kind. while the evidence at the time suggested this, i know now that my claims were unjust. in fact, that was exactly what they wanted us to believe as a part of their ploy to get inside our garbage. littleerik was a pawn in their grand scheme. i'm not sure how deep this goes but i have my suspicions that they have their disgusting tarsal claws deep inside the government of Papa New Guinea.

[quote=plopadop;%2Fbloards%2Fgbs%2Ftopics%2Fthis-topic-reserved-for-plopadop%2Fposts%2F6035] what up☺ [/quote] holy shit it's the main character

not to be a birch, but have you considered branching out and looking at more things? i think it wood help. if your behavior doesnt improve we'll have to sit down for coniferous to get to the root of the problem. i already have it plant out, so keep yourself in check.