I've been hitting the gym as well as browsing gym bloard recently so I though it's high time that I made a playlist to help keep me motivated and I'm looking for suggestions. Not a playlist for the gym, but a playlist for gym bloard. Yeah I've easily been doing great big lifts and crunches with ease but what really tires me out is trudging through the low quality of posts that have become common place on gym bloard. So if any of you have any suggestions to help this part of my day go by quicker then I'll be listening. I'm listeneing to bungle in the jungle right now

Ants are more c ommonly known around most places of the world as being "nature's barnacle jim's small wet penis" and it's a well deserved name at least in my opinokon due to their small size and resebleance to Barnacle Jim's penis being that they're both so ssmall and wet and you just want to beat both of them to a bloody pulp when you see them

[quote=moog;%2Fbloards%2Fgbs%2Ftopics%2Fants-pro-or-con%2Fposts%2F6237] in a thread with such banter we ready a rant that's sure to give cancer while answers are scant it's time to advance, we must take a stance what will we do about all the ants? [/quote] Shitty poem. Sorry

If it's a cocktail that has orange juice then ice is ok

[quote=jessica;%2Fbloards%2Fbloard2%2Ftopics%2Fglad-this-site-is-almost-dead%2Fposts%2F13912] who is funding bloard [/quote] ...A mirror????

Mmm, love those ambiguously positive reviews

Classic. You lead me through the usual click bait no plan prank as usual. You know what, kingdad? You win. There's no way I can best you.

The car decoration that looks like a hockey puck going through th ewindow but instead of a hockey purck it's bloard

[quote=littleerik;%2Fbloards%2Fgbs%2Ftopics%2Fa-bloarder-s-wish%2Fposts%2F11387] hey, nice post. it's just that I am running a little low on +s right now, so of course you'll understand if I don't give you one. EDIT: Thanks for the gold, kind stranger!!!!! EDIT2: We did it, Reddit!!!!! [/quote] I should have posted thie thread in Horny bloard so I couldd delete this

Hang on let me launch out a tweet about it... That's a potential of like 100ish new bloarders.. My hole is frothing at the possibilities

Being horny is going to save bloard. Just give it some time i swear it will work

[quote=dereklaserbeam;%2Fbloards%2Ftghe%2Ftopics%2Ffaces-of-bloard%2Fposts%2F5113] [img]https://i.imgur.com/TKhvPTp.jpg[/img] [/quote] Why would you post that. Everyone already knows what you look like

Not at all erik

buying cum gas

Hey hilips. Looking good today no homo. Muffin

Here's my damn favorite music video of all time EDIT: Before anyone comments I don't care that the video was ripped off from something else and I also refuse to watch the original version of it [youtube]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Jv1ZN8c4_Gs[/youtube]

Here's your one free tip from me and the only kind words you'll ever hear from me if you don't heed it: Post in Horny bloard if your a winner, don't if you're a loser

This is getting a bit too horny.

Talked to my Exgf today on the phone (fellow clif chatters will know her as "Fart Pillow/Mask Girl") thinking that it might be nice to get back in touch but it didn't leave me feeling that much better!

Tell me what the future holds for me when I leave for France on september 9th I'm going to live there for ~7 months and I'm expecting a good time

[quote=haunted_shrub;%2Fbloards%2Fgbs%2Ftopics%2Fbarnacle-jim-is-still-funny%2Fposts%2F4115] please keep this kind of barnyard talk to the swearing thread [/quote] Sorry. I just think that Barnacle Jim is still funny, so I don't like it when people disrespect him on the time line or on the Bloard posts that i read

Lmao gthat bird is so horny.

Alright, so I've been trying to work bloard into conversations with my coworkers. I'll give you an example of an exchange I had the other day to give the rest of you some inspiration for how to introduce the idea of bloard to the people around you. I simply took advantage of the conversation being about websites to "bloardinate", if you will, my coworkers. Me: You know, I'm a member of a website. Coworker: Oh yeah? Me: Yeah. Bloard dot com. Coworker: What? Me: Bloard dot com. Coworker: I don't know what you're saying. Me: Bloard dot com. Coworker: Are you saying "War"? Me: No. Bloard dot com. Coworker: Bloarg dot com? Me: Bloard dot com. Coworker: "Bloard dot com"? Me: Yeah. Coworker: [laughing] Me: It's sick. Coworker: What is bloard dot com? Me: We just shoot the shit on there. Coworker: Alright.

Yes, it does take both hands for me 👺

We need to tlak about the purpose of Horny bloard because most of you clowns don't seem to get it. When we talk about the topic "what get's your thang going" we mean what gets you Horny as all get out!

22:00 - 23:00 EST

What gives folkss. Let's make me go viral. Not meaning to complain here but none of the posts from the immaculate Horny bloard are on the front page either. If you want the website to fail than that's up to you,, but at least the bloard bot on twitter has a chance at making it in the ,long haul because it might take some Horny bloard posts from the spreadsheet and then post them on twitter

bloard top posts bloards Mister Spigetti homeitsgoodPlaying with my buds in the sand box having a good time Avatar kingdad42 2 its good 7 days ago quote Avatar slow learner 0 kingdad42 posted: its good sand in my nose sand in my ears sand under my fingernails gee this stuff gets everywhere 7 days ago quote Avatar dereklaserbeam 0 sandy vagine 6 days ago quote Avatar hillips 5 i built a Sand Castle _ _ / |_| |_| \ / \ /__________\ 6 days ago quote Avatar bloardman 2 *starts pooping in the sand box* 5 days ago quote Avatar hillips 0 stop! thats what the cardboard box is for. 5 days ago quote Avatar dereklaserbeam 2 hillips posted: i built a Sand Castle _ / |_| \ / ~ /_____ |_|_____\ I fucken stomped on your little "castle" dude 2 days ago quote homeitsgoodPlaying with my buds in the sand box having a good time Reply supported bbcode tags: url, youtube, quote, b, img

So it's basically the feeling that you get when you haven't checked bloard in a while and you just know that there's a boatload of quality posts that you get to scroll through and read on here but it's good in this case

[quote=coward;%2Fbloards%2Fgbs%2Ftopics%2Fants-pro-or-con%2Fposts%2F3924] my dad reckons ants are more intelligent than mammals [/quote] This is simply not true. Your dad sounds like he's been taken over by ants. Check under his bed, and if he's got a bunch of nudie mags showing hot ant queens, you need to exterminate his ass.

I take the train to "naughty bloard" and immediately regret it. too horny

I'm disappointed to see that the Horny bloard, considered by many to be the pinnacle of human achievement, has fallen into such a state of disrepair. Let's please try to bring it back with some nice, high quality tasteful horny posts that really show that we on bloard are a sophisticated lot who knows how to kick back with some classy horny posts. In order to keep this thread as tasteful as possible, we will be adhering to a strict no anime policy.

Thanks for your support, both on bloard as well as in the chats, where it seems like you deliver less poness to me than the average chat user.

[youtube]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UeR27OP4V7U[/youtube]

Been reading this thread and I agree with the original post and others specifically moog who also agree with it

[quote=meatbot;%2Fbloards%2Fgbs%2Ftopics%2Freal-talk-the-bloard-thread-with-a-strict-no-irony-policy%2Fposts%2F5707] I had a salted caramel Bailey's on ice yesterday [/quote] This sounds good

[quote=slow%20learner;%2Fbloards%2Fgbs%2Ftopics%2Freal-talk-the-bloard-thread-with-a-strict-no-irony-policy%2Fposts%2F11719] someone said drinking eye liner thats me too sip sip wooooooooooo [/quote] Fail

bitch. I'm gay/love tou take a fat assss crap all ofver my keyboard, often distorting my messasssges and making the letterss look all wonky, as they do now.

Not clicking on any of those. Sorry

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