i'm gay and i love too take a crap. My room mate's girlfriend just ordered a gluten free cheese pizza I can hear them through the wall

69 (Horny bloard shoutout, hope you all visit some time!)

I'm making beef stew with my roommates and I accidentally opened up a bunch of Horny jokes because I didn't choose my words carefully I said "should we put the meat in" and "do you think it will all fit" somehow forgetting that this would cause a whole mess of Horny jokes (which there's nothing wrong with that if you ask me seeinmg as I'm the creator of Horny bloard) but I just didn't see it coming and after I said it the Horny meat jokes kind of caught me off guard and I admitted that I should choose my words more carefully next time maybe

Lol that's a pretty good thread. I gotta say, I think I'm on board with this whole queen of Horny bloard thing now. Just keep in mind that when it comes to Horny bloard, I am its creator and the one who has access to the moderator controls as well as the ban hammer. I have used it before and won't hesitate to use it again if I have to. Horny bloard for life!

Fuck ants. Alas, that post from Slow only with real four part word, well play with keep obey rule. Can't veto Slow from here with that good word play. edit: Rict??? what rict mean????????? slow make very noob post, need bans from here once more

Shut your pies hole

Owned.

bloard top posts bloards Mister Spigetti homegbsbloard post persimmon thread Avatar hillips 0 hi everyone, I've noticed some of you are getting dangerously close to making "Shit" posts/threads, please make sure you DO NOT do this as your thread WILL be slammed. to get around this, I am extending my services to you, the bloarders:; in this thread please state the psot/thread/bloard you want to make, and I will grant you persimmon to post it is it if up to bloard standards. THANK YOU, ALL DESICIONS ARE FINAL, NO HAGGLE 5 hours ago quote Avatar bloardman 0 hog dog 4 hours ago quote Avatar joop 0 Just got back from the gym 3 hours ago quote homegbsbloard post persimmon thread Reply supported bbcode tags: url, youtube, quote, b, img riororioitjrweopirrwortpptiptierire RIor! Rieor!

I'm moving to France I'm leaving today

Been listening to the college radio a lot (Listening to it online since I'm in France) and this is my favorite song of the week I found it on the college radio [youtube]Wm5EekW3PE0[/youtube]

[quote=moog;%2Fbloards%2FHorny_bloard%2Ftopics%2Fthe-horny-olympics%2Fposts%2F12986] rate my rack : OO [/quote] +

God is real... God....... Israel

Your drunk and driving... Dirving me crazy! Bitch

I didn't do anything in Dusseldorf because it reminds me of the word "dusseldork" (insulting) which I just thought of a couple seconds ago

My advice is that you begin dating that woman again immediately, or at least begin dating somewone who is similar to her in characteristics. This g* was breaking your streak to ralize your ture Horny potential which will then help you gret better posts on bloard and also get a lot of +1s and have no spelling or grammer errors, which I do all of theose because I'm the horniest poster on here and also the best because of that. Hope this helps

As president of bloard, my first order of business will be to take down the biggest thing that's been holding us back from becoming the most powerful and influential autism orchestra on the 'net. That is to say, elect me president and I will put an end to Horny bloard. As we all know, since its creation Horny bloard has been the enemy of all good-natured honest bloard users and only the vilest of the vile would ever think to post in it or even look at it. And as far as I know, I am in a unique position as the only one who can finally stop it once and for all. Once that is done, I'm sure that we can band together and turn bloard into the premier website for those looking for a world-class orchestra experience as well as our refined brand of irony and other goofs

Reading the new posts now and will be posting myself momentarily after. That bloard post anticipation feeling...

You can post in Horny bloard (the best damn bloard on here) as much as possible and starat new Horny discussions by maybe making aa new topic or two on here if that's what you want, and also feel free to post In the other bloards as well even though they really aren't anything special compaared to Horny bloard. Horny bloard whips ass. As for the anime I think that I'll create a topic in here where anime is allowed and then I'll leave the decision up to the creator of each topic. However any topics in Horny bloard created by me follow the no anime policy except for the new topic that I'm about to make as I mentioned previously. Now let's horn it up in hre folks

The most recent movie I've ow watched is Whiplash (2014) I watched it a few nights ago. Good as ever

[youtube]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FzRKoR_x20I&list=PLW2cDoOO0zCvbLOqTT6mDLXU12vCNaTeR&index=175[/youtube]

Here's something that's been onmy mind almost constantly for the past couple years: I don't really like ants all that much

Ah yes, the much awaited four billboards outside ebbing missouri

[quote=slow%20learner;%2Fbloards%2Fgbs%2Ftopics%2Freal-talk-the-bloard-thread-with-a-strict-no-irony-policy%2Fposts%2F3889] sick. same. except im listening to uhh ....hmmm ............field recordings of owls [/quote] Can you tell me what you think of the portmanteau "blupdate," unironically (we're in the no irony thread after all, so I'm expecting a bit of honesty here.).

More like "mini" thread!

It's a dark and stormy night and I'm writing on like a way to make my posts better or skating and it just doesn't when. I never correct spelling or auto correct words that's just my brand on here bitch

Just saw a post about bloard in one of the chats I'm in (not bloard chat) and it reminded me of bloard

Candide is a book. How did they perform a book

Please repost this thread and all replies into the proper bloard (Horny bloard). Thank you for your cooreation. -Horny bloard administration

Little bit of rib pain today. Idk if its intercostal muscular spasm, costochondritis, or something else like cutaneous nerve entrapment or referred pain from something else. I still hit a cycle pr on clean deads though they were pretty ugly. Could have been worse though for sure

I take the train to "naughty bloard" and immediately regret it. too horny

Ants are more c ommonly known around most places of the world as being "nature's barnacle jim's small wet penis" and it's a well deserved name at least in my opinokon due to their small size and resebleance to Barnacle Jim's penis being that they're both so ssmall and wet and you just want to beat both of them to a bloody pulp when you see them

after cracking open a cold hit of beer.. Deredk laser beam becomess gay and then e salyss that he loves too take a big crap upon the shitter. Sorry for the keyboard mess ups theres a joystick in the way because i"M trying to play mech warrior 2 mercenaries

If it's a cocktail that has orange juice then ice is ok

[quote=slow%20learner;%2Fbloards%2Fgbs%2Ftopics%2Freal-talk-the-bloard-thread-with-a-strict-no-irony-policy%2Fposts%2F11719] someone said drinking eye liner thats me too sip sip wooooooooooo [/quote] Fail

The car decoration that looks like a hockey puck going through th ewindow but instead of a hockey purck it's bloard

This is so wacky lol

The elder scrolls four oblivion

[quote=moog;%2Fbloards%2Fgbs%2Ftopics%2Fants-pro-or-con%2Fposts%2F6237] in a thread with such banter we ready a rant that's sure to give cancer while answers are scant it's time to advance, we must take a stance what will we do about all the ants? [/quote] Shitty poem. Sorry

*logs off*

[quote=jessica;%2Fbloards%2Fbloard2%2Ftopics%2Fglad-this-site-is-almost-dead%2Fposts%2F13912] who is funding bloard [/quote] ...A mirror????