[quote=hillips;%2Fbloards%2Fgbs%2Ftopics%2Fdream-thread%2Fposts%2F11470] i've got bad news for you mr spigetti one of those dreams was actually real life and i dont see any fuckin wingull in this room right now do you.... [/quote] Wingull didn't exist at that point, gen 1 only

Reading the new posts now and will be posting myself momentarily after. That bloard post anticipation feeling...

Your donating how much? 0 dollars?

I remember 2 dreams from 15ish years ago maybe more one where pokemon were real (good) and one where clones of my family were trying to kill me (bad)

Tell me what the future holds for me when I leave for France on september 9th I'm going to live there for ~7 months and I'm expecting a good time

[quote=jerry;%2Fbloards%2Fgbs%2Ftopics%2Fants-pro-or-con%2Fposts%2F5365] no matter what side of the divide you're on vis-a-vis ants, you gotta hand it to em. they got a load of fucked up parts with hard to say names. [img]https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/8/8d/Scheme_ant_worker_anatomy-en.svg/880px-Scheme_ant_worker_anatomy-en.svg.png[/img] [/quote] I gotta say, I am a fan of the gaster. Maybe if ants had 2 gasters and no alitrunk then I would like them. Unfortunately that isn't the world we live in

A vote for anyone other than me is a vote for Horny bloard. Which is fine by me, if I'm being honest

Sometimes people forget about it for a year and then come back on

That sounds like a good one too, having a beer is so badass

[quote=Mister%20Spigetti;%2Fbloards%2Fgbs%2Ftopics%2Freal-talk-the-bloard-thread-with-a-strict-no-irony-policy%2Fposts%2F1926] I'm studying aaaabroad right now and I probably wouldn;t have met my friends if I knew everything that i needed to when I got here. I'm glad I did meet them though :) [/quote] I'm going back to France on September 9th (this time to work) and I'm hoping that it will be just as much fun or more fun than it was last time (: I'm going to be living 1 hour by car/2-3 hours by train from where I studied abroad

[quote=dereklaserbeam;%2Fbloards%2Fgbs%2Ftopics%2Fnew-bloard-president%2Fposts%2F11404] Vote for me and I won’t do anything different [/quote] Now that's a platform I can get behind

As president of bloard, my first order of business will be to take down the biggest thing that's been holding us back from becoming the most powerful and influential autism orchestra on the 'net. That is to say, elect me president and I will put an end to Horny bloard. As we all know, since its creation Horny bloard has been the enemy of all good-natured honest bloard users and only the vilest of the vile would ever think to post in it or even look at it. And as far as I know, I am in a unique position as the only one who can finally stop it once and for all. Once that is done, I'm sure that we can band together and turn bloard into the premier website for those looking for a world-class orchestra experience as well as our refined brand of irony and other goofs

[quote=littleerik;%2Fbloards%2Fgbs%2Ftopics%2Fa-bloarder-s-wish%2Fposts%2F11387] hey, nice post. it's just that I am running a little low on +s right now, so of course you'll understand if I don't give you one. EDIT: Thanks for the gold, kind stranger!!!!! EDIT2: We did it, Reddit!!!!! [/quote] I should have posted thie thread in Horny bloard so I couldd delete this

It's mbeen a year since last I posted on bloard at least according to the time stamps on my last postst before I started posting again today, and here's what I've learned since then. Well basically its' a whole year later since I was posting on here and what i've learned through my meditation (as I've been meditating for basically the whole year, which is how long I've been of board) is that if I want to get more +'s on my posts then I just need to get some real classics going. But, "how does he do that?" might you ask? but the answer is that I've got just to be thinking of some more wacky scenarios that I can post about or some nice replies and non swquiturs that will make people like Chernip be thinking "That was a pretty good post, maybe I'll give it a +." And that's basically what I've learned in the past year since as you may have noticed (or not) that I haven't been posting for about a year now, Maybe I'll think of some good posts to put up on bloard when I'm in France (where I'll be living for ~6 months starting September 10th, heh😏). EDIT: The "bloarder's wish" that you see in the title is that you all give me more +'s

Please repost this thread and all replies into the proper bloard (Horny bloard). Thank you for your cooreation. -Horny bloard administration

The authorities on naming colors actually changed the name of the color "chartreuse" to "bloard green" after bloard became so big that people started recognizing it from here more than from the French liqueur. I personally think that whoever chose it had the right idea since it was a way to give our forum that unique "pop" that really made it stand out from the competition and really surge ahead in web-traffic. That it looks like pee poo diarrhea vomit is just a bonus

Whatever

Not having alcohol tonight I decided

22:00 - 23:00 EST

Horny bloard

Who are you talking about... A mirror?

What happened in Calgary

This is getting a bit too horny.

Three ants wearing a trench coat walk into a car dealership. The dealer says "Open that thing up, I don't trust like that" but the ants can't do it because then their true nature is revealed. What do they do in this situation so that they can still buy the treasured 1997 Nissan Altima and not get killed or removed from the property?

If it's a cocktail that has orange juice then ice is ok

We need to tlak about the purpose of Horny bloard because most of you clowns don't seem to get it. When we talk about the topic "what get's your thang going" we mean what gets you Horny as all get out!

Not at all erik

I''m drinking again (haven't started working yet, I should start driving for uber/uber eats like my roommate does soon) and I'm saying that I stopped posting on Horny bloard because it just doesn't seem like the place for me any more. I'd still like to get more +1s though

Been reading this thread and I agree with the original post and others specifically moog who also agree with it

Here's my story of having alcohol and looking at bloard. Well first I decided to have a couple of beersbecause I'd rather have some alcohol than not have some (I'm a university student and starting a summer job in June) and I was looking at twitter and playing Battlezone: Combat Commander and then I decided to look at Bloard, which jsutified my decision to have a third beer. So now I'm having my third beer and looking at bloard just as I mentioned on twitter (follow me @interjosh1 for more quality content) also I'm distancing myself from Horny bloard. Sorry

This thread is plagued by irony. Sorry

[quote=moog;%2Fbloards%2Fgbs%2Ftopics%2Fants-pro-or-con%2Fposts%2F6237] in a thread with such banter we ready a rant that's sure to give cancer while answers are scant it's time to advance, we must take a stance what will we do about all the ants? [/quote] Shitty poem. Sorry

My latest idea is to get a big celebrity like Art Garfunkel to make a marriage proposal on bloard.com. Just think of the publicity following this - Art Garfunkel Proposes To Long-Time Sweetheart On Bloard.com and other similar headlines on prime time news broadcasts across the world, causing unheard of amounts of viewers to ask themselves the question: What exactly is bloard.com anyways? This question will be carried to the family dinner table, and then eventually into the streets, schoolhouses, and office buildings that we've all come to know and love. People across the globe coming together with a newfound sense of community and adventure, all hoping to decipher the great riddle of what is that website that Art Garfunkel used to make such a beautiful proposal for marriage? Close friends and family members of Art Garfunkel will, of course, be the first to hear from the man himself about the beauty and purity of bloard.com along with all of the bloards inside it that he has had the pleasure to explore. First, Art Garfunkel will describe his experience in gbs, the entry point for all bloard users and the top quality content and riffs that he discovered, ironic or otherwise. His journey will then take him through the rest of the bloards that are often more specialized but no less abundant in content for those who wish to find it. Gym bloard, book bloard, gym and book bloard, Horny bloard, and even the reclusive secret bloard have all revealed their wonders to him, causing him to want to use this medium to propose to his girlfriend that they should get married. Following this vivid description of the magic of bloard.com from Art Garfunkel, the bloard proposer himself, his closest loved ones will go out into the world to tell everyone to log on and live the experience for themselves. What exactly is bloard.com, you ask? We jsut shoot the shit on there

[quote=moog;%2Fbloards%2Fgbs%2Ftopics%2Fbloard-quiz-which-bloarder-are-you%2Fposts%2F6219] deep neural network machine learning algorithms [/quote] Your computer must be broken then!

How are you using these answers to make your decisions I'm not sure I like my result

What can I say, it's just the song I'm listening to rigth now (kingston trio version)

1. hamburer 2. yes 3. Dolan duck is my favorite meme 4. i amn't an ant 5. no 6. Having never popped a ball while squatting, I can't say for sure 7. no

Owned.

I've been anti-ants from the beginning and to this day I'm still anti-ants. I was at my mom's house a few days ago and she's got these bait things that the ants think are food then they take them back to the anthill only to realize too late that they're actually poison. Owned lmao

Here's my damn favorite music video of all time EDIT: Before anyone comments I don't care that the video was ripped off from something else and I also refuse to watch the original version of it [youtube]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Jv1ZN8c4_Gs[/youtube]