[quote=hillips;%2Fbloards%2Fgbs%2Ftopics%2Fcool-movies%2Fposts%2F10645] thinking about this cool movie i saw a while ago called Wrong its about this guy and his dog who goes missing and.... heck im not going to spoil it but wow what a movie [/quote] sounds pretty cool

I used to love the masters but then they started letting women play and now it's all gamergate

"Come On Eileen" is a song by English group Dexys Midnight Runners (credited to Dexys Midnight Runners and the Emerald Express), released in the United Kingdom on 25 June 1982[3] as a single from their album Too-Rye-Ay. It reached number one in the United States, and was their second number one hit in the UK, following 1980's "Geno". The song was written by Kevin Rowland, Jim Paterson and Billy Adams, and was produced by Clive Langer and Alan Winstanley.

[quote=blandkidneystone;%2Fbloards%2FbloaRP%2Ftopics%2Fthe-bloard-hardware-store-rp%2Fposts%2F10607] "Nernip''s department store" [/quote] we can help him advertise with this as a catchy nickname

it fuckin happened again (spring break photos on facebook from ladies I worked with like a decade ago where they're in swimming suits adn what have you)

this is what I'm freaking talking about

[quote=Chernip;%2Fbloards%2FbloaRP%2Ftopics%2Fthe-bloard-hardware-store-rp%2Fposts%2F10526] He uh, he told me in confidence he’s hiding kids in the aisle with all the wall outlets! Take this guy down! [/quote] that's actually not my department. I'm on the Snickers beat these days. sounds fucked up though, so good luck with the kids or whatever

[quote=pigfoot_vermont;%2Fbloards%2FbloaRP%2Ftopics%2Fthe-bloard-hardware-store-rp%2Fposts%2F10518] sorry officer didnt realise 😳 thatll be $13 for the snickers with the emergency services discount [/quote] Thank you so much. Law abiding citizens like you are the backbone of our quiet community.

[quote=pigfoot_vermont;%2Fbloards%2FbloaRP%2Ftopics%2Fthe-bloard-hardware-store-rp%2Fposts%2F10507] listen here i thought i told you $15 for the damn snickers bar you can either buy the one or im calling the cops [/quote] (I flash my badge and pull out my nightstick) big mistake, criminal

hey pigfoot do you guys have a customer loyalty program where I put my phone number in the point of sale system and then maybe I get a little discount on common items (like snickers bars the kind with the peanut butter in them not the fucking regular ones that your grandad ate when he was getting ready to do underage drinking and cunnilingus on your grandma out behind the barn) and in exchange you get to track what stuff I commonly buy and maybe market to me via email?

[quote=dick%20chappy;%2Fbloards%2FbloaRP%2Ftopics%2Fthe-new-hardware-store-across-the-street%2Fposts%2F10449] Hey... uh... could you give this to the manager, please? It's a job application. I'm hoping to work here! I tried applying to that hardware store across the way; pigfoot's I think it's called. But they laughed and burned it to ashes right in front of me... Then as I was running out crying, they pelted me with peanut butter Snickers. 😓 [/quote] yo, what the fuck

Hello sir, I am looking for those snickers bars that have peanut butter in them and they're square instead of a candy bar shape. Do you know the kind I mean? do you guys have those here? The place across the street wants $15 for a regular snickers bar and it's like, man are you even listening to me? Aren't my needs important to you? When you nod and smile and then hand me a regular ass snickers bar it's like you weren't even listening when I told you what I wanted and that makes me feel invalid and unimportant to you. you know? I'm looking for a hardware store that will be attentive to my desires and make me feel special and that carries those weird square peanut butter snickers

hey sir I am looking for some metal screens for a project I am working on. I'd also like some candy bars if you have any.. I'm thinking like those snickers ones with peanut butter? do you know the kind I mean?

the other day I was on instagram looking a pictures of ladies. some of them were in swimmingsuits and a few of them had real big thighs like I like. anyways I was doing what comes naturally and for a minute I'm pretty sure the earth's magnetic fields seemed like they shifted...? did anyone else feel that? I don't think it lasted that long, everything seemed like it was back to normal by the time I got out of the shower

Raymond pretend you've got no arms and you're petting a friendly horse with your lips but here's the key: the horse is made of whipped cream so be gentle

[quote=Chernip;%2Fbloards%2Fgbs%2Ftopics%2Fforgot-to-mention-i-once-again-did-not-go-to-the-oscars%2Fposts%2F10396] Forgot to mention I once again did not go to the oscars [/quote] chernip, I forgive you.

haha, that guy is here to suck your dick !!!!

I was thinking about the one tried and true way that organizations, companies, and campaigns have attracted people over the years of our civilization, and the solution to bringing in more bloard users struck me like a bolt from the blue: advertising. we need advertising. but how are we going to accomplish this? raise money for a big ad buy with billboards and inserts in US weekly or people magazine? or will bloard spend its ad dollars in a more millenial way by placing an order on google for adwords or maybe engaging an seo firm to optimize terms used on bloard so it shows up higher ranked in searches? those might be fine approaches for lesser web forums. sure, those methods could work if you wanted to attract six or seven hundred new users. but we all know bloard is looking for that huge influx of users that will push us over the top and finally supplant the shit forum that is r*ddit. so how do we do it? the answer is simple. we produce a television commercial featuring the most iconic bloard users. the power users recognizable and loved by everyone. we get their faces on the tv during some popular show like the game of thrones or the briefcase show with howie mandell or maybe young 600 pound housewives of orange county. we get somebody on the tv screen to talk about bloard and how cool it is and all the things you can do with it because of all the technology we've got on here. maybe there's some sexy people writhing around in the background. hell I don't know. if I can get the tvs working in my gym I could show the commercials on there too. like 24/7. I would do it for you guys because I love this place and I love you and sometimes I get so lonely.

jerry what the fuck

guys with pale skin and super dark hair creep me out

[quote=pigfoot_vermont;%2Fbloards%2Fitsgood%2Ftopics%2Flist-of-bloarders-who-want-to-be-my-friend%2Fposts%2F10289] sign me up for the list please but dont put me on the list itself put me at the top with a colon after my name so it looks like im the title........ please.. [/quote] you got a lot of moxie, kid. welcome to the list

(leaning over, whispering to derek) jesus christ, this guy's not fuckin around

jerry vouched for you and that really fucked everything up

[quote=zak;%2Fbloards%2Fgbs%2Ftopics%2Fwwait-a-minute%2Fposts%2F10281] what ar you gonna do? [/quote] got a fuckin showdown brewin

[quote=hillips;%2Fbloards%2Fitsgood%2Ftopics%2Flist-of-bloarders-who-want-to-be-my-friend%2Fposts%2F10271] Erik I have always wanted to be your friend 😀 more than i do with anyone else on this site. and that's the truth. [/quote] I believe you

[quote=jerry;%2Fbloards%2Fitsgood%2Ftopics%2Flist-of-bloarders-who-want-to-be-my-friend-jerry-edition%2Fposts%2F10269] *** LIST *** 1) You're name here :) *** PROVISIONAL LIST *** (this space intentionally left blank) [/quote] Jerry I want to be your friend. Please put me on there

[quote=bug%20deal;%2Fbloards%2Fitsgood%2Ftopics%2Flist-of-bloarders-who-want-to-be-my-friend%2Fposts%2F10266] i want to be your friend if and only if (“iff”) you want me to. [/quote] fear of rejection is a powerful thing. if we were friends you could be free of those chains made of uncertainty.

shoot, now I'm hungry

[quote=scout;%2Fbloards%2Fitsgood%2Ftopics%2Flist-of-bloarders-who-want-to-be-my-friend%2Fposts%2F10239] I'm a big fan, erik. [/quote] I've addressed this in the OP

you guys are in.

0) jerry 1) phage 2) claire 3) scout who has clarified everything 4) bug deal with no reservations, fears, or uncertainties 5) hillips 6) pigfoot vermont 7) dick chappy 8) raymond moist from the fuckin get go ... ... 12) derek because jerry vouched for him *** PROVISIONAL LIST *** (this space intentionally left blank)

you got it bud. getcha anything else? swift kick in the ass?

[youtube]https://youtu.be/folETlLz3FM[/youtube]

[quote=%E2%98%83;%2Fbloards%2Fmusical_bloard%2Ftopics%2Fget-in-here-we-talkin-about-vidya-game-music%2Fposts%2F10144] mario2 [/quote] goddamn, he's done it again

jfc knock it off. I have a bunch of work I'm trying to get done so quit knocking this thing over ________________ ^ I'm serious quit it

[quote=kingdad42;%2Fbloards%2Fgbs%2Ftopics%2Fthe-following-is-for-those-multicultural%2Fposts%2F10129] Drottinn leiði drösulinn minn, drjúgur verður síðasti áfanginn. [/quote] yeah a long walk off a short pier

[quote=moog;%2Fbloards%2Fgbs%2Ftopics%2Fthe-following-is-for-those-multicultural%2Fposts%2F10115] í gegnum sandströndin og dalirnar af grænu blómstrandi, bloardman ferðast landið með hnefaleikum hnefa. Hann hefur svarið að útrýma heimi tröllanna og skítpakkana. ef hann sér þig, ekki hlaupa. felur aðeins í sér þjáningar þínar. Það er engin flýja. Through the sandy beach and valleys of green blossoms, the Bloardman travels the country with a boxing fist. He has sworn to eliminate the trolls and shit packs. if he sees you, don't run. involves only your suffering. There is no escape. [/quote]

I been watching the sopranos. it's a movie about italians from a long time ago (the two thousands)

sounds cool to me man

hey you guys, quit fucking putting stuff on one side or the other, you're knocking the whole shit out of balance ________________ ^ there I put it back together. quit fuckin around with it