I'm using unsterile tools to tattoo shameful, hateful things on my dick and ballsack because it is saturday night

[quote=Bappi%20Barlos;%2Fbloards%2Fgbs%2Ftopics%2Fants-pro-or-con%2Fposts%2F11668] the exchange is simple. i give the ants my load of unwanted scrap and the ants are happy again. turns out that we can be more connected with the earth than we thought. [/quote] what a bunch of misguided hippy bullshit

he's never gonna post again because he's a big scared cat person

I love fall. the air gets colder, more crisp. feels clean, you know? the wind blows a chill through the leafless trees, children make ready for all hallows eve, and thousands of ants freeze and die

hey what's up guys I'm posting on bloard

[quote=toilet%20man;%2Fbloards%2Fweird_bloard%2Ftopics%2Ffour-letter-words-only%2Fposts%2F11644] "four word only" make come back this week ... make dumb guys have uses them head onto here just this once 😂 four word game test what hide back your fore head, cant join?? your must have dumb face area also just read here some guys gets band with kick from mods when dont post four part word. good, them fool cant even math, four very easy even baby know this?? 😆😆 [/quote] love this joke: even baby know this! good ones!

ok

he's lifting weights in there

one time I asked snooby to give me a bite of his hamburger. he did and he also let me have a couple of fries and a sip of his root beer. snooby is a good dude is what I'm saying.

[quote=dereklaserbeam;%2Fbloards%2Fgbs%2Ftopics%2Fhelp%2Fposts%2F11601] Because the cat is you [/quote] hokly shit

I'm imprisoning my penis in a gilded cage because it's sahdurdee night

trying to fit this entire loaf of bread up my ass because it's sahditty night

cleansing fire, imo

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puncturing my dick with a sharpened phillips screwdriver because it's mf saturday night

[img]https://i.imgur.com/0fjTfF5.jpg[/img]

(ahem) poo poo pee pee

it's saturday night and I'm jerkin (and I can't stress this enough) my pud

[quote=haunted_shrub;%2Fbloards%2Fgbs%2Ftopics%2Fbloard-army%2Fposts%2F11506] a single cowboy strolls down main street at noon. lifts his black 10 gallon hat an inch or so to reveal his face, and says "I'm here to reclaim bloard for the bloarders" 🤠 [/quote] [url=https://bloard.com/bloards/itsgood/topics/the-thread-where-we-say-howdy-partner-to-each-other?page=1#]howdy pardner[/url]

just tie your laces tighter, dum dum

crushing my filthy penis in a tabletop vise because it's saturday night baybee

[quote=Mister%20Spigetti;%2Fbloards%2Fweird_bloard%2Ftopics%2Fgaze-into-my-chunky-crystal-ball%2Fposts%2F11467] Tell me what the future holds for me when I leave for France on september 9th I'm going to live there for ~7 months and I'm expecting a good time [/quote] sex tourism lol

cum gas is how lightning mcqueen makes babies with his wife everybody knows this

a president is a cop. fuck this shit

hey, nice post. it's just that I am running a little low on +s right now, so of course you'll understand if I don't give you one. EDIT: Thanks for the gold, kind stranger!!!!! EDIT2: We did it, Reddit!!!!!

ah jeez

driving nails through my scrotum with a roofing hammer because it's saturday night baybee

it's saturday night and I'm abrading my taint with a hairbrush just so I can feel something

[quote=slow%20learner;%2Fbloards%2FBook_bloard%2Ftopics%2Flitterati-summer-book-club%2Fposts%2F11296] what are YOU reading ?? [/quote] fast food menus

[quote=dereklaserbeam;%2Fbloards%2Fweird_bloard%2Ftopics%2Ffour-letter-words-only%2Fposts%2F11257] Poup [/quote] degg said "poup" back when webs were good

dragging my stinking meat across the jagged rocks of the week only to arrive here battered, bruised, and bleeding in the heart of saturday night

it's in post. my editor is trying to airbrush out some of the glare

[quote=meowkittens6;%2Fbloards%2Fants%2Ftopics%2Fants%2Fposts%2F11212] I spilled my milkshake on the ground and they're swarming all over it :O some are nibbling on my toe and it doesn't feel to great [/quote] sound off in this thread about how ants suck balls: https://bloard.com/bloards/gbs/topics/ants-pro-or-con

I'm going to post my dick in here in a couple minutes once I get the lighting right

I am currently reading [url={https://www.amazon.com/Fall-Dodge-Hell-Neal-Stephenson/dp/006245871X}]Fall; or, Dodge in Hell: A Novel by Neal Stephenson[/url] and sometimes I like to read pictures of naked ladies on the internet

I hope this works and nothing fucked up occurs

just punishing my meat because it's saturday baby

[quote=dereklaserbeam;%2Fbloards%2Fgbs%2Ftopics%2Fsaturday-night-bloard%2Fposts%2F11078] It’s sadurdy night and u know I’m posting on bloard [/quote] fuk yeah derek

[quote=Snooby;%2Fbloards%2Fgbs%2Ftopics%2Fbest-fried-chicken%2Fposts%2F11051] Church's Chicken is in my opinion the best commercially available fried chicken, but Orga's mom could very well have the best fried chicken in the world. The answer remains to be seen [/quote] tkae me to church like that song from a while ago, remember?

yeah snooby's cool. one time on a really hot day he let me drink as much water as I wanted from the hose