this is 100% true and is an actual dream I had last night: I was hanging out at my wife's grandparent's house in Arizona. I was with my wife's family playing uno or some similar card game. when I looked up at the people playing, one of them was derek. I was surprised, but everyone seemed to expect him there. as the game progressed, I looked up again and jerry was there, only jerry had no nose or eyes. I tried not to stare as I didn't want to offend him. jerry and derek didn't know each other so I had to introduce them and I was really hoping that derek wouldn't make a big deal about jerry's lack of nose and eyes. then I woke up

Derek, happy birthday. To celebrate I got bug deal to post you a special birthday greeting in your birthday thread

this guy's good

sometimes I like to say the name of the british pro golfer "nick faldo" over and over. nick faldo nick faldo nick faldo nick faldo nick faldo nick faldo nick faldo nick faldo nick faldo nick faldo nick faldo nick faldo nick faldo nick faldo nick faldo nick faldo nick faldo nick faldo nick faldo nick faldo nick faldo nick faldo nick faldo nick faldo nick faldo nick faldo nick faldo nick faldo nick faldo nick faldo

he's canadian (half british and only sort of wants to fuck the queen mum)

[quote=meatbot;%2Fbloards%2Fgbs%2Ftopics%2Fplans-to-bring-in-more-bloard-users%2Fposts%2F7835] i am aware of bloard [/quote] biiiiiig part of the problem honestly

how long until the crowd turns on her?

[quote=bug%20deal;%2Fbloards%2Fgbs%2Ftopics%2Fplans-to-bring-in-more-bloard-users%2Fposts%2F7827] rebloots [/quote] folks I gotta go with bug deal on this issue

hola como estas

[quote=plop;%2Fbloards%2Fgbs%2Ftopics%2Fgummy-bears-or-gummy-cokes-or-other%2Fposts%2F7784] Long suspected I have diabetes [/quote] hey congratulations

I'm talented at getting haircuts

[quote=bug%20deal;%2Fbloards%2Fgbs%2Ftopics%2Fgummy-bears-or-gummy-cokes-or-other%2Fposts%2F7707] diabetes kicks ass and I love getting it. [/quote] folks, I gotta go with bugdeal on this particular issue

[quote=i'ts%20good;%2Fbloards%2Fgbs%2Ftopics%2Fhoppy-halloween%2Fposts%2F7644] how do i beat jevil. how do i dodge the circle spade attack [/quote] just be yourself

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[quote=plop;%2Fbloards%2Fbloard2%2Ftopics%2Ffuck-derekloserbeam%2Fposts%2F7625] title [/quote] oh my word

dicklips

[quote=dereklaserbeam;%2Fbloards%2Fgbs%2Ftopics%2Freal-talk-the-bloard-thread-with-a-strict-no-irony-policy%2Fposts%2F7596] I’m enjoying a nice coke zero. I really only drink them when I’m in the “if i was married” in-laws house and they’re a delight. [/quote] an occasional coke zero when it's just ice cold is a really good thing to drink

yeah post the essay, dude

I've had a really productive morning because I drank a lot of coffee

kingdad is good

[quote=jerry;%2Fbloards%2Fgbs%2Ftopics%2Fants-pro-or-con%2Fposts%2F7498] Ant's the best [/quote] [quote=dereklaserbeam;%2Fbloards%2Fgbs%2Ftopics%2Fants-pro-or-con%2Fposts%2F7518] I gotta go with jerry on this one [/quote] [quote=beefsnack;%2Fbloards%2Fgbs%2Ftopics%2Fants-pro-or-con%2Fposts%2F7521] i dont get whys theres so mucn ants hate they are so good [/quote] you guys are fuckin up

how's your injury doing?

sometimes I think bad thoughts about people (none of you guys though, you guys are cool)

it's been starting to get cold where I live and I realized I haven't seen any ants for a while. this is the part of the year where they stay in their burrow and I get the false hope that maybe they're really dead, and for a while I wrap myself in that false belief like a warm blanket. not this year though. while the ants take their yearly respite from the elements, I've scouted their beats and I've been pouring poison slowly, slowly down the holes so when the ants wake from their slumber to welcome the spring and to begin torturing me anew, they'll find only sadness, only death. my wife left me but once she sees how ant free the garage is I assume she'll be back I miss her so much

fuck this shit, yeah? fuck aint alls yall here? this post jack made good. come back this ways

in this thread the mods are selected through years and years of inbreeding

the only thing I abuse is my penis through the ancient art of masturbation

how did you know my nickname

[quote=moog;%2Fbloards%2Fgbs%2Ftopics%2Fthread-for-swearing%2Fposts%2F7343] bup [/quote] uncalled for

good morning my children

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[quote=bug%20deal;%2Fbloards%2Fbloard2%2Ftopics%2Fbloard-two%2Fposts%2F7291] bloard 3...? [/quote] what the fuck, man, no

oh shit, girl, you fuck with those tri-colored pastas? damn, this bitch fancy

[quote=moog;%2Fbloards%2Fgbs%2Ftopics%2Fthread-for-blessing%2Fposts%2F7262] little e's trouser soiling is akin to a seasoned Buddhist monk burning in the streets. the spiritual attunement required is beyond my comprehension. i have much to learn [/quote] all you gotta do is practice

(holy shit, this is a rare opportunity. I gotta get in on this) "rupy, I hope your birthday was good and happy" (fuck yeaj, nailed it)

[quote=moog;%2Fbloards%2Fgbs%2Ftopics%2Fthread-for-blessing%2Fposts%2F7250] gonna need some blessings on this day so i dont shit myself at work [/quote] just do it. break free of your chains

blessed be, blessed be

my bone is a muscle

well, do you?

he'll probably holler back on twitter (do people still say holler back)