thanks

you know that game that came with the 3ds where you point the camera at the AR cards. this is the thread for that game there was a fishing minigame i think

figure it out smart guy! a true bloarder has no problem identifying one of their own kind...

Why do americans think there timezone is the only one... freakin chumps

[quote=kingdad42;%2Fbloards%2FHi_all_Ralp_here_welcome_to_my_Bloard%2Ftopics%2Fpost-quality%2Fposts%2F3099]😊[/quote] [quote=kingdad42;%2Fbloards%2FHi_all_Ralp_here_welcome_to_my_Bloard%2Ftopics%2Fpost-quality%2Fposts%2F3099]:)[/quote] dont mix emojis and emoticons you fuckin bitch

The cinnamon babka, Another bloard?

goodnight bloard i stayed up a bit because i made a tweet and had to keep checking how many people liked it 😇

Oh man, today I watched The Brood (1979) by David Cronenberg and was it ever a piece of shit. This halloween folks, watch Halloween III: Season of the Witch (1982), watch Nosferatu (1979), just don't freakin watch The Brood (1979) by David Cronenberg because its not good at all

id eat the eggs because 200 years worth of egg means loads of wisdom in every bite would you rather live in turkey or my house

pissing donkey dick

Fucking fart

🙌😁 the vibes are good

Whats the matter??

wouldnt it be cool if the post count next to this thread was 100 or (gulp) MORE than 100!? 😳 yes i think so too! let's all post lots of times in here in hopes of reaching that amazing number! 100 posts!!! deleting any posts you make in this thread IS FORBIDDEN!

these posts are annoying

i would be saying "Help me! Help me!" in a high pitched voice

[quote=meatbot;%2Fbloards%2Fgbs%2Ftopics%2Freal-talk-the-bloard-thread-with-a-strict-no-irony-policy%2Fposts%2F2414] i'm going to the gym in 1.5 hours then i'm going home to eat beans [/quote] lol at meatbot eating beans

OP you ve got five minutes to put what the answer to your joke. come on man... lets hear it. im not messing a round. cmoooon......

welcome newbie. are you new here? need someone to show you around the website? pathetic little newbie.

bloard is a good small web community, but it might be too small. most people who sign up just make a few posts then never log in again. i think we should do something about the smell.

noone has said cumby or basically anything on here in 999999 years

i stan jad 😝

oh for fuck's... *facepalms* *facepalms* *facepalms* thats not a fucking dog!

[img]http://media-cache-ec0.pinimg.com/736x/9d/4f/7b/9d4f7b192d97a24539f0e4c1a6592b61.jpg[/img] Mainly asking Swann here, because he sounds like he knows a thing or two, but other people are welcome to chime in as well with any useful info/ insights

alright. banned just try posting now

yeah, this bloard is great and all,

ffs. dont double-post. you're messing up my fantasy bloard league stats

hi everyone, what's the best bloard-related fire you put out with a bucket of your own vomit? lets all share our bloard fire puke extinguishing stories ITT. maybe just post one but if theres too many you could make a top 10 or something. here's my fave 3: 3. back in the day (long ago) bloard had daily fireworks threads where amateur pyrotechnicians would share recipes, tips etc. like what chemicals to add to your homemade creations to change the colours, make bigger bang's, stuff like that. well, as one of the most respected and feared fireworkers of everyone on the 'loard (what we called bloard back then) there was a lot of pressure on me to make the most extravagant and crazy firework the world had ever seen... i worked long through the night, using my finely honed chemistry skills, adding lots of different oxides and dioxides to make a Truly Crazy Explosion that would earn everyone's love and admiration. as i had a rapidly approaching deadline before 'loardfest 1993 started, i had several buckets where i was collecting my waste so i didnt have to get up... and the nerves were getting to me so yes, there was some sick there. anyway, when i finally finished the temperamental and possibly lethal device my microwave caught fire due to unrelated circumstances. i put it out with a bucket of my own vomit 2. this was way back when, in fact it was so long ago my memory is really fuzzy and i'm not sure if it really happened at all. anyway, me and my best pal dril were in an exciting motorcycle race due to a fairly minor disagreement over who makes the best 'loard posts. the stakes were high as there were lots of exciting and dangerous trick's, stunt"s etc in the race course and it was clear that only one of us would be walking away unharmed. it started off with a death-defying bolt through a gator pit, where blood-thirsty crocs would be snapping and deathrolling around all over the place. next, a triple double backflip would have to be executed off a ramp to avoid ending up in a very big spike pit, which had already claimed the life of hundreds of our adoring fans. finally, a gigantic, infernal hoop of flames stood just before the finish line, which the one victorious 'loarder would have to narrowly avoid to claim their trophy. the burning flames reminded me of my own burning passion, which burned inside of me like burning flames. as i revved my chopper, i cursed my destiny and wondered how many other 'loardboys would have to die in vain, for something as stupid as their pride and honour. anyway, before the race started a crocodile caught fire due to unrelated circumstances. i put it out with a bucket of my own vomit 1. can't think of one

mwah hehe

[quote=saptapadi;%2Fbloards%2Fgbs%2Ftopics%2Fa-meme-i-thought-of%2Fposts%2F3203] my nest would have one of those fireman poles [/quote] a fine addition to any nest.

that game is very good. However,, yoshi is absent. there are some games that do let you play as yoshi and these usually have yoshi in the title somewhere

owned.

i guess its true what they say. "looking at a tree?... ... ...you a dumbass!!!"

If you're as totally zany and twisted as I am, the question instead is "why not?!!?!?!??!" 😂😂😂😈😈😈😈😈😈

i wonder if i'll ever truly forget bloard... when will the point in my life be where i never go on or think about bloard again. what will my last ever bloard post be. will it be just another great top quality post or will it be a really drawn out goodbye post where i curse everyone on here who has ever wronged me. heavy stuff and food for thought also.

Just got back from the gym. (notices you looking at the library card tucked into my waistband) what, oh this?

hey guys, i was just thinking that it'd be smart to register a bunch of bloard accounts with desirable usernames so when bloard gets big (i mean even bigger than it is now) you can sell em off for big bucks. for e.g. i have total control of the accounts coke, Diet_Coca_Cola, kfc-chicken and have a joint partnership in the account "NIKE". that means if any of these brands want to market on here they have to shell out to me first.

yes (sarcastically) "thanks" l3hon /s

Hi Swann, I usually understand your posts completely but I'm a little lost on this one. What's Bitch Burgers?

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