boom boom boom boom boom boom *that's the beat to the song the dj is playing for saturdaynight bloard*
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- they're so cute. and they're cool as h*ck because all life on earth would likely die without them. lets get some bee love going ITT! [img]https://i.imgur.com/Of1EmKv.gif[/img] [img]https://ichef.bbci.co.uk/news/660/cpsprodpb/648B/production/_104493752_c0240717-cape_honey_bee_on_coastal_ragwort-spl.jpg[/img] [img]https://i.ytimg.com/vi/CcXZY2w-d-U/maxresdefault.jpg[/img]
- looking into the ball and all I see is jerry eating Chinese food
- put your nuts in a fire for several minutes. by the time it gets cold out, the cool breeze will feel great on your nuts. they might even heal or fall off by the time summer comes back around, solving the warmness issue.
- reading up on on [url]https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Category:Blunt_weapons[/url] on a Friday night
- I've had several years of being on record as hating ants. however all life is cool, but still fuck ants. if I see a ant I'll give it a piledriver and break its fucking neck. fuckin' ants.
- moog... thank you my friend. one day I will be able to lift 300lbs and I can finally hold you up while you also hold my Taco Bell order (240 lbs of beans).
- snooby just found out about 9/11... sorry m8 we will never forget
- in the past 10 months moog has gained the strongest nuts in the known universe
- king dad bench press competition where we each bench press a 'to-scale' butter sculpture of kingdad and the first person to lift it and eat it wins 1 +upbloard
- Patty mouth ass motherfuucker I'm postin on bloard try and stpo mee
- Sometimes its more than a year then they come back on and get elected president of bloard........
- As your inaugural Bloard President I would immediately abdicate my rule and declare Claire my sole inheritor.
- it's Saturday night and I'm drinking wine and making homemade ravioli and posting on bloard
- wimp ass flabby guy here (formerly wimp ass fat guy). hit a PB on benching today after never lifting in my life and I'm very happy about it (no irony in this post), 120lbs. I've also lost a total of 41 lbs and am 14 away from my goal weight. do the f'n work!!!
- [quote=pigfoot_vermont;%2Fbloards%2Fgbs%2Ftopics%2Fplans-to-bring-in-more-bloard-users%2Fposts%2F11341] the famous bloard.com nintendo wii giveaway. anyone is welcome to enter [/quote] RIP to the first winner of this competition 😢
- what I can tell you for sure is that bloard is using response headers to set amazon cloud front cookies on every page you load, regardless of auth status. it's also using the _newbload_session cookie to set a likely base64 + MD5 encoded string to act as your login token. if I could stop drinking on Tuesday nights maybe I could figure this shit out and finally make one of my posts the top uploarded of all time hmmmm..... https://github.com/search?q=bloard&type=Code
- [img]http://fun.resplace.net/Emoticons/Holding_Signs/DittoSign.gif[/img]
- found out the song is about a vigilante killer in Juarez who killed bus drivers after tons of women were assaulted/killed while alone on a bus. this story actually fucking whips as much as the song. https://www.thisamericanlife.org/diana-hunter-of-bus-drivers/
- [youtube]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mVg0lBtzgQQ[/youtube] the last minute of this song is so fuckin' badass
- wow its weird that you came up with that at the same exact moment I came up with this: [img]https://i.imgur.com/3S7HOev.jpg[/img]
- if I post in a thread this old, no one will find out that I sold my bed because I prefer to gather up all my pairs of boxers every night and build a nest out of it like a dog
- nothing in that pic is photoshopped, including the "jerry is being temperamental(sic) but..." pic. I ordered canvas prints from somewhere in India for the emojis. [youtube]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=68_9J1qqfm8[/youtube]
- oh baby its Saturday.... looking forward to a relaxing night of enjoying a bottle of the official Bloard Wine™️ and appreciating some fine art in my home... [img]https://bloard.mikedettmer.com/imgs/IMG_0450.jpg[/img]
- he's going to stop posting for 2 years
- mr. bean episode idea: he has a fart he can't get out, so he tries to vacuum the fart out of his butt. The fart gets in the way, and so the bean tries to keep it out of his butt, because apparently bean's butt is "too small" for the fart to leak out of. But then the fart ends up farting out onto his face, which is something he has never experienced anywhere else. (note: if you're wondering if they can actually hear you fart, in this episode, they do.) So he goes to the bathroom, and gets his asshole cleaned up with a soap and water that he is embarrassed about having. When a bunch of kids come in, he says "I know it's only four in the morning…but maybe a big group!" Then, he says "Hey! Guys! How are you doing?" Then, the kids stop and all of a sudden the beans' face turns purple, and he says "It wasn't my fart!" (they probably just weren't looking). Then then he starts laughing. At this point it's kinda cute, but I just don't want to know what he was laughing about. It just makes me feel sad that he got caught, and then we've lost the plot. Next episode: "Big, Bad, and Fucked up."
- we cover peens in that chemical that turns purple when you pee in it or whatever
- just picked up a copy of [url=https://www.amazon.com/gp/product/0195124685/ref=ppx_yo_dt_b_asin_title_o03_s01?ie=UTF8&psc=1]69AD[/url] that I've been looking forward to for a long time. Covers the year after Nero's suicide where there were 4 emperors of Rome over the course of 1 year. Also just started re-reading [url=https://www.amazon.com/House-Leaves-Mark-Z-Danielewski/dp/0375703764/ref=sr_1_3?crid=3DMMRD7MIJU1&keywords=house+of+leaves&qid=1563668869&s=books&sprefix=house+of+leaves%2Cstripbooks%2C150&sr=1-3]house of leaves[/url]. It's been at least 10 years since I read it, and goddamn is it one of the most unique experiences I've ever had with a book. The physical book itself and how you have to move/manipulate the pages to read them becomes part of the story. it's surreal as fuck, but I can also see how some people might feel like its a post-modernist relic of the early/mid 2000s. I don't give a shit though, I think it's a literal masterpiece. oh and I'm also reading the back of the shampoo bottle on the toilet 💩
- Oh hell yeah baby, oh hell yeah, it's Saturday night bloard. I've got the bottle of pinot open and a 6 inch veggie sub from subway, time to get absolutely wild me when I realize it's Saturday night and time to log on to bloard.com: [img]https://giant.gfycat.com/VigorousShamefulGalapagoshawk.gif[/img]