always thought snooby was a cat of some sort Tbh ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
dick chappy
A technoboy From cradle to grave.
- you learn to talk to all the earth-based creepy crawlies and beasties and things are going really great. just as you're beginning to think "wow these guys are all so great!", you stumble across a very serious plot by ants to kidnap [url=https://bloard.com/users/littleerik]littleerik[/url]. when you try to tell others they think it's a funny joke and don't take it seriously. i wish i owned Herbie, the car with a 'tude
- find myself saying ”fuckin bitch like cum” quite a bit these days it doesn’t mean anything
- [quote=meowkittens6;%2Fbloards%2Fitsgood%2Ftopics%2Fgou%2Fposts%2F12513] Gou [/quote] Insane shit people wtf
- Hmm with a name like rͬͬͬͬͬͬͬͬͬͬͬͬͬͬͬͬͬͬͬͬͬͬͬͬͬͬͬͬͬͬͬͬͬͬͬͬͬͬͬͬͬͬͬͬͬͬͬͬͬͬͬͬͬͬͬaͣͣͣͣͣͣͣͣͣͣͣͣͣͣͣͣͣͣͣͣͣͣͣͣͣͣͣͣͣͣͣͣͣͣͣͣͣͣͣͣͣͣͣͣͣͣͣͣͣͣͣͣͣͣͣͣtͭͭͭͭͭͭͭͭͭͭͭͭͭͭͭͭͭͭͭͭͭͭͭͭͭͭͭͭͭͭͭͭͭͭͭͭͭͭͭͭͭͭͭͭͭͭͭͭͭͭͭͭͭͭͭͭ I’m sure you’ll fit in perfectly
- on an evening like this all i really find myself wanting to do is scroll through the cracking bloard posts of [url=https://bloard.com/users/mister-spigetti]Mister Sperghetti[/url] and thinking to myself "if i posted that good then gosh i'd simply never stop posting!"
- [quote=blandkidneystone;%2Fbloards%2Fgbs%2Ftopics%2Ffukcing-hate-women%2Fposts%2F12126] Let's do it, let's kill beefsnack 😈😈 [/quote] More like queefsnack lmoa
- [quote=blandkidneystone;%2Fbloards%2Fgbs%2Ftopics%2Fmammal-brain-use-only-in-this-thread%2Fposts%2F12120] I'm using mammal brain to excrete my fecal matter in the street without feeling guilty [/quote] my mammal brain is bouncing off the inner walls of my skull because blandkidneystone just posted!
- Using my mammal brain to copulate with other mammals
- [quote=littleerik;%2Fbloards%2Fgbs%2Ftopics%2Fants-pro-or-con%2Fposts%2F11650] I love fall. the air gets colder, more crisp. feels clean, you know? the wind blows a chill through the leafless trees, children make ready for all hallows eve, and thousands of ants freeze and die [/quote] [img]https://www.maisonwhite.co.uk/wp-content/uploads/2019/06/Jellycat-Bodacious-Bug-Red-Ant-BB2RA-e1560616891911.jpg[/img] “Mmm nice and cozy, ready for another season of fucking with bloard users”
- Do you have to post in here when you post in here, huh?
- Hey moog, the other side sent me to tell you they’re still laughing about your little orange pussy!
- Dr Moog please help! i have Diphtheria 😓
- turned over a log and got bitten to pieces by a bunch of ants (i'm pretty sure it was a racist thing, as it often is with ants) so i started frantically slapping them but they're fast little buggers so they would just dodge all my attempts to defend myself causing me to inflict pain only on myself. I swear i could hear them laughing and teasing and calling me bitch.
- Eric isn’t feel very well, when Dick pray, Dick pray with Erik 😣😣😣😣
- [quote=Chernip;%2Fbloards%2FbloaRP%2Ftopics%2Fthe-bloard-hardware-store-rp%2Fposts%2F10526] He uh, he told me in confidence he’s hiding kids in the aisle with all the wall outlets! Take this guy down! [/quote] Boss he's still getting more customers than us! and i think people are stealing from us because there are no employees in our store 😟
- [quote=littleerik;%2Fbloards%2FbloaRP%2Ftopics%2Fthe-bloard-hardware-store-rp%2Fposts%2F10520] Thank you so much. Law abiding citizens like you are the backbone of our quiet community. [/quote] HEY OFFICER IF YOU COME TO CHERNIPS BETTER HARDWARE STORE YOU CAN BULK BUY THE SNICKERS FOR A DISCOUNTED $20 *i yell disruptively across the street while twirling a sign*
- awww man, you guys shutting down? that's just such a shame 😏
- Oh boy! First day on the job, can’t wait to start 😁
- It's heavily inferred that he's batting for team titty. There's is in fact a chapter of the manga where Garfield expresses his deep desire to go to hooters. needless to say jon is hesitant because he's a cat. I wanna know what makes that motherf*cker Nermal tick
- Hey... uh... could you give this to the manager, please? It's a job application. I'm hoping to work here! I tried applying to that hardware store across the way; pigfoot's I think it's called. But they laughed and burned it to ashes right in front of me... Then as I was running out crying, they pelted me with peanut butter Snickers. 😓
- [quote=moog;%2Fbloards%2Fgbs%2Ftopics%2Fis-anyone-in-here-a-scientist-i-have-a-question%2Fposts%2F10428] i did not notice but i do know that if you beat youare meat at incredible high speed you can shoot energy waves out the dick hole possible intereference with radio tech? some dude (not me) jerked off at 2400megahertz and blew up his microwave i know this [/quote] a somewhat similar thing happened to a guy i know. Fired off a super heated shot that scorched a chunk out of the bathroom wall