ah yes, "ironic" racism... 🐝 bzzzz bloard bee approves
Big Birder
- Im gay for the thrush. I mean on board. I want wood thrush to bend me over the kitchen table and give it to me nice and slow. I want him to whisper bloard memes in my ear as he prepares to penetrate my tender little boypussy. Can you imagine the thrush in such a hot and bothered state, pants around his ankles, sweat dripping from his ample brow. Telling me what a bad poster i am as he has his way. As the pressure builds he reverts to an animalistic state, saying tane and other classic memes of forums gone by, grunting them out with every wheezing breath and every savage thrust. As we lay intertwined on the cheap linolium floor he lets off a soft whimper that might be the next epic bloard meme, still in inchoate nonverbal form. All at once he steps into his jncos (in this fantasy he's wearing jncos) and walks out the door, leaving me curled up in the fetal position. Dont go i say but hes already gone. I knew in that moment that i would never feel more alive.
- [quote=bug%20deal;%2Fbloards%2Fgbs%2Ftopics%2Fcba%2Fposts%2F869] Sorry I didn't recognize you sooner. [/quote] np my dude
- ...and a bag of chips it's lunchtime bitch
- I had a berrido for lunch
- [quote=kingdad42;%2Fbloards%2Fgbs%2Ftopics%2Fcba%2Fposts%2F910] i don't hug before marriage, sorry the story did kind of give me a boner though, so i punched my nuts until it went away. [/quote] same
- a 'mato, sliced, with salt and pepper
- [quote=Swann;%2Fbloards%2Fgbs%2Ftopics%2Freal-talk-the-bloard-thread-with-a-strict-no-irony-policy%2Fposts%2F126] I'm happy about dust to dust the task of perception is to pulverize the world, and also to spiritualize it's dust [/quote] 🌠
- please limit this discussion to the bloard babes megathread in secret bloard
- I just did a set of 4 pull ups and I'm feeling stoked. ready to post on bloard
- oh nothing, I'm just doing my laundry and enjoying the first cup of coffee of the day. listening to classical music on my new bloarding rig. 🌠
- bloard: what you want when you want it
- [img]http://i.imgur.com/kWI6ZEt.jpg[/img]
- quote: EVERY MORNING I WAKE UP AND OPEN PALM SLAM A VHS INTO THE SLOT. ITS CHRONICLES OF RIDDICK AND RIGHT THEN AND THERE I START DOING THE MOVES ALONGSIDE WITH THE MAIN CHARACTER, RIDDICK. I DO EVERY MOVE AND I DO EVERY MOVE HARD. MAKIN WHOOSHING SOUNDS WHEN I SLAM DOWN SOME NECRO BASTARDS OR EVEN WHEN I MESS UP TECHNIQUE. NOT MANY CAN SAY THEY ESCAPED THE GALAXYS MOST DANGEROUS PRISON. I CAN. I SAY IT AND I SAY IT OUTLOUD EVERYDAY TO PEOPLE IN MY COLLEGE CLASS AND ALL THEY DO IS PROVE PEOPLE IN COLLEGE CLASS CAN STILL BE IMMATURE JEKRS. AND IVE LEARNED ALL THE LINES AND IVE LEARNED HOW TO MAKE MYSELF AND MY APARTMENT LESS LONELY BY SHOUTING EM ALL. 2 HOURS INCLUDING WIND DOWN EVERY MORNIng
- rehashes old bloard memes from 5 years ago, without the least bit of self-awareness or discernment, evidencing a complete and total lack of style-- slowly morphing into THE BEAST with massive horns protruding from yer dome
- [quote=dereklaserbeam;%2Fbloards%2Fgbs%2Ftopics%2Fpost-yer-sketches-doodles-drawins%2Fposts%2F1005] tight dick, playa. [/quote]
- https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zrgoQDt-xSU&t=304 (courtesel of leyoawn twitter)
- I'm enjoying a cool frosty glass of beer, that famous drink. 🍺