He'll be back on Tuesday.
Big Birder
- Im gay for the thrush. I mean on board. I want wood thrush to bend me over the kitchen table and give it to me nice and slow. I want him to whisper bloard memes in my ear as he prepares to penetrate my tender little boypussy. Can you imagine the thrush in such a hot and bothered state, pants around his ankles, sweat dripping from his ample brow. Telling me what a bad poster i am as he has his way. As the pressure builds he reverts to an animalistic state, saying tane and other classic memes of forums gone by, grunting them out with every wheezing breath and every savage thrust. As we lay intertwined on the cheap linolium floor he lets off a soft whimper that might be the next epic bloard meme, still in inchoate nonverbal form. All at once he steps into his jncos (in this fantasy he's wearing jncos) and walks out the door, leaving me curled up in the fetal position. Dont go i say but hes already gone. I knew in that moment that i would never feel more alive.
- ah yes, "ironic" racism... 🐝 bzzzz bloard bee approves
- [quote=hillips;%2Fbloards%2Fgbs%2Ftopics%2Finvestment-ideas-thread%2Fposts%2F1143] how many millions have you guys made from the investment ideas in this thread? Me? 7. [/quote] Me? 5.
- I want brendle to vomit into my open mouth
- [quote=dereklaserbeam;%2Fbloards%2Fgbs%2Ftopics%2Fpost-yer-sketches-doodles-drawins%2Fposts%2F1005] tight dick, playa. [/quote]
- [img]http://i.imgur.com/lfE4fnY.jpg[/img]
- REAL TALK: still the only good thread on bloard
- bloard: what you want when you want it
- THE CLINTON DEAD POOL 1- James McDougal – Clintons convicted Whitewater partner died of an apparent heart attack, while in solitary confinement. He was a key witness in Ken Starr’s investigation. 2 – Mary Mahoney – A former White House intern was murdered July 1997 at a Starbucks Coffee Shop in Georgetown .. The murder ...happened just after she was to go public w:th her story of sexual harassment in the White House. 3 – Vince Foster – Former White House counselor, and colleague of Hillary Clinton at Little Rock’s Rose Law firm. Died of a gunshot wound to the head, ruled a suicide. 4 – Ron Brown – Secretary of Commerce and former DNC Chairman. Reported to have died by impact in a plane crash. A pathologist close to the investigation reported that there was a hole in the top of Brown’s skull resembling a gunshot wound. At the time of his death Brown was being investigated, and spoke publicly of his willingness to cut a deal with prosecutors. The rest of the people on the plane also died. A few days later the Air Traffic controller commited suicide. Additional note....38 other people died on the flight to include the Air Force crew. The one survivor of the crash was triaged onsite with minor scraps and bruising. Forty-five minutes later, after being flown to the nearest hospital by helicopter, she was dead from a small incision into her femoral artery. And another note....Brown's attorney was gunned down in a drive by shooting the next day. 5 – C. Victor Raiser, II – Raiser, a major player in the Clinton fund raising organization died in a private plane crash in July 1992. 6 – Paul Tulley – Democratic National Committee Political Director found dead in a hotel room in Little Rock , September 1992. Described by Clinton as a “dear friend and trusted advisor”. 7 – Ed Willey – Clinton fundraiser, found dead November 1993 deep in the woods in VA of a gunshot wound to the head. Ruled a suicide. Ed Willey died on the same day his wife Kathleen Willey claimed Bill Clinton groped her in the oval office in the White House. Ed Willey was involved in several Clinton fund raising events. 8 – Jerry Parks – Head of Clinton’s gubernatorial security team in Little Rock .. Gunned down in his car at a deserted intersection outside Little Rock Park’s son said his father was building a dossier on Clinton He allegedly threatened to reveal this information. After he died the files were mysteriously removed from his house. 9 – James Bunch – Died from a gunshot suicide. It was reported that he had a “Black Book” of people which contained names of influential people who visited prostitutes in Texas and Arkansas 10 – James Wilson – Was found dead in May 1993 from an apparent hanging suicide. He was reported to have ties to Whitewater.. 11 – Kathy Ferguson – Ex-wife of Arkansas Trooper Danny Ferguson, was found dead in May 1994, in her living room with a gunshot to her head. It was ruled a suicide even though there were several packed suitcases, as if she were going somewhere. Danny Ferguson was a co-defendant along with Bill Clinton in the Paula Jones lawsuit Kathy Ferguson was a possible corroborating witness for Paula Jones. 12 – Bill Shelton – Arkansas State Trooper and fiancee of Kathy Ferguson. Critical of the suicide ruling of his fiancee, he was found dead in June, 1994 of a gunshot wound also ruled a suicide at the grave site of his fiancee. 13 – Gandy Baugh – Attorney for Clinton’s friend Dan Lassater, died by jumping out a window of a tall building January, 1994. His client was a convicted drug distributor. 14 – Florence Martin – Accountant & sub-contractor for the CIA, was related to the Barry Seal, Mena, Arkansas, airport drug smuggling case. He died of three gunshot wounds. 15 – Suzanne Coleman – Reportedly had an affair with Clinton when he was Arkansas Attorney General. Died of a gunshot wound to the back of the head, ruled a suicide. Was pregnant at the time of her death. 16 – Paula Grober – Clinton’s speech interpreter for the deaf from 1978 until her death December 9, 1992. She died in a one car accident. 17 – Danny Casolaro - Investigative reporter, investigating Mena Airport and Arkansas Development Finance Authority. He slit his wrists, apparently, in the middle of his investigation. 18 – Paul Wilcher - Attorney investigating corruption at Mena Airport with Casolaro and the 1980 “October Surprise” was found dead on a toilet June 22, 1993, in his Washington DC apartment had delivered a report to Janet Reno 3 weeks before his death. 19 – Jon Parnell Walker – Whitewater investigator for Resolution Trust Corp. Jumped to his death from his Arlington ,Virginia apartment balcony August 15, 1993. He was investigating the Morgan Guaranty scandal. 20 – Barbara Wise – Commerce Department staffer. Worked closely with Ron Brown and John Huang. Cause of death: Unknown. Died November 29, 1996. Her bruised, naked body was found locked in her office at the Department of Commerce. 21 – Charles Meissner – Assistant Secretary of Commerce who gave John Huang special security clearance, died shortly thereafter in a small plane crash. 22 – Dr. Stanley Heard – Chairman of the National Chiropractic Health Care Advisory Committee died with his attorney Steve Dickson in a small plane crash. Dr. Heard, in addition to serving on Clinton ‘s advisory council personally treated Clinton’s mother, stepfather and brother. 23 – Barry Seal – Drug running TWA pilot out of Mena Arkansas, death was no accident. 24 – Johnny Lawhorn, Jr. – Mechanic, found a check made out to Bill Clinton in the trunk of a car left at his repair shop. He was found dead after his car had hit a utility pole. 25 – Stanley Huggins – Investigated Madison Guaranty. His death was a purported suicide and his report was never released. 26 – Hershell Friday – Attorney and Clinton fundraiser died March 1, 1994, when his plane exploded. 27 – Kevin Ives & Don Henry – Known as “The boys on the track” case. Reports say the boys may have stumbled upon the Mena Arkansas airport drug operation. A controversial case, the initial report of death said, due to falling asleep on railroad tracks. Later reports claim the 2 boys had been slain before being placed on the tracks. Many linked to the case died before their testimony could come before a Grand Jury. THE FOLLOWING PERSONS HAD INFORMATION ON THE IVES/HENRY CASE: 28 – Keith Coney – Died when his motorcycle slammed into the back of a truck, 7/88. 29 – Keith McMaskle – Died, stabbed 113 times, Nov, 1988 30 – Gregory Collins – Died from a gunshot wound January 1989. 31 – Jeff Rhodes – He was shot, mutilated and found burned in a trash dump in April 1989. 32 – James Milan – Found decapitated. However, the Coroner ruled his death was due to natural causes”. 34 – Richard Winters – A suspect in the Ives/Henry deaths. He was killed in a set-up robbery July 1989. THE FOLLOWING CLINTON BODYGUARDS ARE ALSO DEAD 35 – Major William S. Barkley, Jr. 36 – Captain Scott J . Reynolds 37 – Sgt. Brian Hanley 38 – Sgt. Tim Sabel 39 – Major General William Robertson 40 – Col. William Densberger 41 – Col. Robert Kelly 42 – Spec. Gary Rhodes 43 – Steve Willis 44 – Robert Williams 45 – Conway LeBleu 46 – Todd McKeehan Not Included in this list are the 4 men killed in Benghazi
- please limit this discussion to the bloard babes megathread in secret bloard
- Business Plan The cafe is a part of something bigger, but it must operate as other coffee shops do. This means that I have references all around me and not only my personal experience to draw from. I plan to implement practical, precedented business practices and to make sure that success is something that benefits the community and raises the reputation of Milepost 5. My plan can be seen as a 3-part organism: operations, publicity, and community. The operations part of my plan is arguably the most important, but luckily, it is fairly simple. In order to provide a consistently positive experience to our customers, we need daily operations to be well executed. This means that we need volunteers to be happy, proud, and satisfied to be working here. I plan to reward our volunteers at every oportunity, and feel confident that a high standard will be maintained by myself and my team of generous volunteers. We will provide a quality product with consistency and professionalism - and most importantly, in an atmosphere that everyone will enjoy. With a great atmosphere and quality products, we come to the publicity aspect of my plan. Not only are we located in a populated neighborhood off of a main street, but we have over 100 people in this building alone. Our patrons are all around us, and there are simple ways to attract them to us. A strong online presence is a must, and perfectly contrasted by the potential in our neighborhood. Reaching out both though social media and directly to our neighbors will bring people, and the strength of the business and allure of Milepost 5 will keep them coming back. The final part to my plan focuses on creating and maintaining a symbiotic relationship with Milepost 5 community. Like I said before, the success of the cafe will be inextricably tied to the success of our community and everything here is meant to benefit our home. This space is a natural epicenter for the diversity of talents in these buildings to meet. Having our community express the richness of the arts benfits ourselves and creates a draw from outside. The better we operate as an Artist Community, the more we draw interest from the masses outside our doors. Like I said before, this cafe is part of something bigger. I want to make sure that this part operates sufficiently to match the efforts of leadership in the other branches of Milepost 5. The potential is great, and I am proud to utilize my skills and efforts as part of this new era of leadership. Thank you for your consideration.
- My interest in this cafe started simply enough: I just wanted a decent cup of coffee that wasn't 15 blocks away. The location of Art Haus was perfect for me, but the coffee wasn't. Now I make sure the coffee is good - not just for myself, but for each person that comes to our building for a beverage and a good experience. I am writing in response to your ad for a coffee shop manager. I believe I am an ideal candidate for this position, and not just because I am currently managing the coffee shop on an interim basis. I have extensive experience managing a venue and catering events. I have a passion for coffee, and for maintaining a well-designed and efficient kitchen. I am in agreement with and loyal to the Artists' Milepost mission. I know that this position is unique because it means not only managing a successful cafe, but creating a space where artists can network and collaborate. I believe that the coffee shop is an ideal venue to promote the Artists' Milepost mission. I also believe in the potential of this place, and want to do my part in realizing that potential. Effective communication allows the customer to get exactly what they want and what they expect. As cafe manager, I hope to be able to build up a base of custmers who are in tune with our mission, and at the same time continually improve the space so that we can meet the needs of a diverse community.
- a 'mato, sliced, with salt and pepper
- [quote=kingdad42;%2Fbloards%2Fgbs%2Ftopics%2Fcba%2Fposts%2F910] i don't hug before marriage, sorry the story did kind of give me a boner though, so i punched my nuts until it went away. [/quote] same
- [quote=dereklaserbeam;%2Fbloards%2Fgbs%2Ftopics%2Ffeeling-a-bit-lonely%2Fposts%2F878] can we all agree that baroque music is fucking boring? [/quote] no bitch
- ...and a bag of chips it's lunchtime bitch
- [quote=bug%20deal;%2Fbloards%2Fgbs%2Ftopics%2Fcba%2Fposts%2F869] Sorry I didn't recognize you sooner. [/quote] np my dude
- [quote=joop;%2Fbloards%2Fgbs%2Ftopics%2Freal-talk-the-bloard-thread-with-a-strict-no-irony-policy%2Fposts%2F856] lately my macbook air has been heating up extremely quickly, like from just one brazzers trailer. what's the deal is it because it's old and the cooling gels aren't working anymore [/quote] have you tried cleaning the fan and radiator area of your laptop? I highly recommend this youtube, [youtube]-1r9yl-P-Ao[/youtube]
- I had a dream that I was pitching the ol baseball, I was playing a baseball video game but I was in the game, controlling myself with a controller, and my ex lady was at the bat. I was throwing garbage, I couldn't find the plate with a telescope, just one wild pitch after another. She stared at me with contempt as the ball sailed over her head. Nowhere near the strike zone. Finally it was time for her to walk but she stayed planted. I threw a few more balls that missed the mark. Finally it was time for her to walk but instead of hopping over to the first base she turned around and walked back, disappearing. That was one version, the sanitized that I told my friends. What really happened was that she walked towards me like she was storming the mound. I stood agape, not daring to look away. She got close and put her hand on my shoulder. And then- remember how we were both characters in a baseball video game but we were also inside the game? Well it was like someone, another dude perhaps, was controlling her. I was controlling myself with a controller but she was being controlled by a third person. She started moving real fast and herky jerky. Like someone was mashing buttons and she was moving spastic with the buttons. I had a vision in my head of this other dude, controlling her. His face obscured. She touched me and was close to me but was moving way to fast I couldn't touch her. I tried to touch her and I think she might have had an orgasm but I don't know.