"we can bloard if you want to we can leave your friends behind cuz your friends dont post and if they dont post, well theyre no friend of mine" post your bloard songs itt, dont be afraid to get a little wacky 😜

Saturday night and we in the bloard Don't believe me just watch (come on)

walk up in the club like what up im part of the bloard community

These days, all I do is Wonder if you bloardin' over backwards for someone else Wonder if you're trollin' up a bad post for someone else Doing things I taught you, writin' OC for someone else You don't need no one else You don't need nobody else, no Why you always posting goatse, Why you never plus one me, Used to always stay on gbs, be a good girl You wasn't in the no thread zone, yeah You should just be yourself Right now, you're someone else You used to call me on my cell fuck

I feel the top of the bloard come off Kill everybody in there And I'm watching all the posters burn out Trying to pretend that I care

Hey how you doin' lil' mama let me whisper in ya ear Tell ya somethin' that ya might like to hear www dot bloard dot com

giving into bloard and going online letting someone into my misery i told it all step by step how i migrated from 4chan and posted on FYAD and it crosses my mind that im poisoned by irony

I see no changes, wake up in the morning and I ask myself Is life worth livin'? Should I blast myself? I'm tired of bein' poor and, even worse, I'm a bloarder My stomach hurts so I'm lookin' for a plus one to snatch Cops give a damn about a bloardman Pull the trigger, kill a nigga, he's a hero

Ghostface, catch the blast of a top post My mouse coasts, scrolls up the page, I must boast I come rough, tough with a dozen plus ones Ya head rush, make a shit post and you're done Aw shit, Cyan Ham risks a thread slam However, I've mastered the tricks just like bloardman Causin' terror, quick backspace that spelling error Horn down and fap not for this new bloard era G.B.S. style, hazardous, cause I post this dangerous I blow sparks like Virgil Texas

Oh Bloard my God When I in awesome wonder consider all the posts here have been made I see the goatse I hear the loling blunders thy power throughout the bloardiverse displayed then sings my soul my saviour, bloard to thee how bloard thou art how blaord thou art

I logged onto bloard. I didnt know where I was at first just that I logged online to bloard. And almost immediately I felt sorry. Cuz I didnt think you would post in my thread. No matter what I could do or say. Just that I didnt think you would post in my thread. With or without my best intentions. And whatever happened to a bloard friend. The kind of guy who upbloards all your good posts. And whatever happened to a bloard friend. The kind of guy that upbloards cuz he means it. I want a bloard friend. I want a bloard friend. I want all that stupid old shit like upbloards and thread bumps. Upbloards and thread bumps.

(rem - stand) bloard is the place where i post think about the upvotes wonder what ill post next

Heaven is a place on earth with you Tell me all the things you want to do I heard that you like the bloard girls Honey, is that true? It's better than I ever even knew They say that the world was built for two Only worth living if somebody is plus one-ing you Baby, now you do

Why can't we be friends on bloard Why can't we be friends on bloard Why can't we be friends on bloard Why can't we be friends on bloard Why can't we be friends on bloard Why can't we be friends on bloard Why can't we be friends on bloard Why can't we be friends on bloard Why can't we be friends on bloard Why can't we be friends on bloard Why can't we be friends on bloard Why can't we be friends on bloard

Motion Retraction Down the hall To the stairs Down the stairs To the street. Down the street To the corner Round the corner Nowhere Nowhere to go I don't know I guess I'll just go to bloard

oh the bloard is good to us and so we thank the bloard for giving us the things we need the posts and the lols and the brain disease the blaord is good to us where the fuck is Swann amen

Bloard Is where I want to be but I guess that I'm already there

And you may find yourself posting on bloard.com And you may find yourself In another part of bloard And you may find yourself browsing Hi_all_Ralp_here_welcome_to_my_Bloard And you may find yourself with a beautiful casserole after browsing recipe bloard And you may ask yourself, well How did I get here? Letting the days go by, let the upvotes lift me up Letting the days go by, swann is buried underground Into the no thread zone after g0m's gone Once in a lifetime, bloard posts flowing underground

Guess who just got back today Them wild-eyed bloards that had been away Haven't changed that much to say But man, I still think them posts are crazy They were askin' if you were around How you was, where you could be found Told 'em you were on fitness bloard Drivin' all the old men crazy The boys are back in bloard (The boys are back in bloard)

(limp biscuit voice) give me sopmething to post!

Drake voice: no new bloards

I heard there was a secret bloard

why do they always send the bloard? (still workshopping this)

I never thought I'd bloard alone I laughed the loudest, who'd have known? I trace the post back to the bloard No wonder, it was never subscribed to at all I took my [lack of] plus ones, I hurried up The choice was mine, I didn't bloard enough I'm too depressed to go on You'll be sorry when I'm logging out of bloarfd I never plus-oned, rarely came Sixteen concurrent bloarders on the better days Days when I still felt alive We couldn't wait to get plus ones There were to many bloards, too late to [unintelligible] The horny olympics was over, we'd survived I couldn't wait 'til I got home To post on bloard in my room alone