I was at a girl's house and we were watching TV. She was laying her head on my stomach, which would have been chill, except I really had to fart so my stomach kept making loud gurgling noises. I told her I was hungry but I had just eaten before I went there so I would turn her down whenever she asked me if I wanted her to make me some food. Ultimately I ended up leaving and farting a tonne outside her house. The whole thing didn't work out and apparently now she has a little boy that she named after a luxury car brand.