Decided to make a big old fan fiction thread to post these into. shut up and enjoy!!!! PaRappa's First Operation Hi guys, this is my first story don't forget to comment! One day in Rodney State there was the small village of PaRappa town. There was a Rapper in the town by name of PaRappa. He had many friends: Sunny Funny (who was a flower), PJ Berri (a Bear), and Katy Kat (a CAT.") there was a cow r someting called umjammer lammy but hed idn't like her much. ANYQWAY! So PaRappa the rapper was walking along when he saw his smelly headed teacher CHop Chop the Onion and said "HATATATATA PaRappa Are you the man now?" and he said "of corse teacher but lets have a rap of first to see whose the better raper!" So they got to rapping right theyre in the street! Meanwhile Joe Chin was driving his FLIPPING LONG car down the street and running over pedestrians left and right (LITERALLY) and they were dead and the moose teacher pulled him over and said "learn to drive dumbass" and pulled him ovre. PaRappa of course come runing over and say "What's da matter teacha?" Moose said "Oh well you see Parappa there is a idferaence between driving as badly as Joe hear and driving like a FUCING RETAZRDED CHIMP like YOU!" and she got her hadcuffs and put them on parappa and threw him onto her police car and puled of his pants and took out the her night stick and stuffed it up his anal! and she stuff it in really deep and wandered away. Soddenly Sunny Funy came by on her bike and saw him bended over the hood and gasped! "PRAPPA YOU SHOUNT BE HAVING THIS IN PUBLIC" CHAPTER 2 Joe Chin was then back at pad. He loked at picture off suney funny and was grasping for cocks! he was much horney and was jerking of all over! he says to Joe Chin "this is much injoyable, sunny funny you are the hot girl!" and was masterbatting furiously until hhe cummed all over his wallpaper! "look like i better clean this messed up" Right then umerjammy lammer was open his door, and says to Joe Chin "what was this happen here! Joe Chin you should be ashamed of" and gets rope and tyes to Jim Chin on chair! Umjammy lammer says to Joe Chin then "you are geting punished for bad deeds! and whips out toreture tools (with pylers and wrenchs and car bateries) and is punishing Joe Chin! Joe chin sayes "umjammer lammey i donnt desorve this! I just materbating with sunny funny and you come to make me hurt!?" Umjammer Lammy then gets deep down into joe chins gentitals with alegaor clips and car baterys and atched them to him and give him nice shock. "Dont does this! I do not like having sperm shoked." Joe Chin exclaiming with loud voice and little bit of quiver from pain. CHAPTER 3 MEANWILE suny was at police car wit Parapa and say "woooooooow it really in their like a sord in a stone! how we get it out"? Parapa just grunted in pain and grimised. So SuNny new wat to do and put in the car Parapap and dove to the hospital were ther was her dad working as a hospoital guy and said "there is a stick up his but can we get it out" and her dad was a flowerpot and said "ok put him on the table" an d got the warm water ready and pored all that in there too! and parappa was pased out from all of the shit up his ass and said pull the lever or whatever right now!" and they got a big vacume and atached it to his anus and switched it on and it becan sucking things out of his intestine. BUT BOTH BEGIN RAP Vaccuum: iv been working in the hopsital so early ive been working here since 1993 and ur a fking joke so f off buddy lets have a final showdown let'sgo LESSON 1 VACCUM: Suck suck suck all the day long PaRappa suck suck suck all the day long day long (hes freestyling) Vaccum: wats this i found? ur waring a thong PaRappa: hay no im not PARAPPAS METER DROPS TO U RAPPIN' BAD Vacuum: they used me on hilter they used me on joe PaRappa: the used U on hitler they use U on joe Vacuum: ive suked out so hard i pulled out a nose Parappa U suked out so hard U pulled out a ear? OOPS PARAPPAS METER DROPS TO U RAPPIN' AWFUL vacuum: ull hve to listen i wont repeat as i find out wat u eat! vaccuum: did u check the bowel on the left parappa: did U check the bowel on the right? OH NO ITS BETWEEN AWFUL AND FAIL Vacuum: this aint kung fu com on again Parappa: shit my controlers not workin Vacuum: U GOTTA DO IT AGAIN PaRappa: WHAT? so PaRapa has to walk out of hospital with nigtstick and stuff still in anus all embareassed. and but he dies. CHAPTER 4 Day later, Sunny Funny, and PJ Berri, Katy Kat at Parappas funereal. "PJ Berri says it was too soon for poor PaRappa to die like this" also Sunny Funny saying "Parappa, we new the well, and it said to see you dead, but I guess life moves on" Katy Kat says "poor Parapa He was a good rapper and he was also a dog its too bad that he had to die with stuff in his asswhole" Then every friend of Parappa the Rappers gathered around his corpse and started to have a sexy group orgy with Parappa (who is not breating). Sunny Funny was rubbing her vagina on Parappa hand and said "gee he sure got cold, but this feels so good when his hand rubbing my gentails" and DJ Berri who was ejaculate into Parappa the Rappers. Katy Kat was also haveing good sex with Parappas nose (witch was cold and wet because hes dog) and he is saying "oh my vaginas is feeling wonderful with this the nose of Parappa the Rappers" then when they were done covering his boddy with piss and cum and excreatment, they close coughin and give him the funereal he would have always needed to. Sunny Funny Pj Berry Katy Kat haul off Parappa the Rappers body to the dojjo to of Chop Chope Master Onion to give him a kong fu farewell by signging to him a song "kick pungh its youre funeral, chop block your going to heaven. jump turn we miss you a ton, pose spin you great" and they put he coffin onto the hole in the ground and bury it. Grave stone says "Good job Parappa, you can move onto the next life now" CHAPTER 5 But cop Chop onion wasnt right and he didnt go to heaven. on the contrary he went Hell an d met the gost of the Burger guy from the second game who was an old Jew and said "im in hell to because i am jewish." parappa say "but im Christion y did i go to hell!?" and the devil (who is really guru ant say) "i found out about ur crimes and u never escape with these things" Parappa say "come on gimme a nother chance" and devil says "ok suure." And since he is Guru Ant he crawls into Parappas butcrack and pulls out the night stick and all the other stuff into a box marked "asscrap" and juust desides to leave it there and lets parapa go back to live. Unfortuantly he was berried in a coffin in the gorund and couldnt get out and sufacated! PaRappa, uncounscious in the coffin was dreaming of sunny Funny and her sweet puss in his mouth and got a hard one as he was slowly die because of the no air. PaRappa the Rapper also dreamed of back in the old day when Pj Barry would get down in his bedroom and shove icecubs deeeping into his anus and would go almost TOO deep and PaRappa smiled in his coffin and he die happy and actualy go to heaven this time becaus he forgot to be doing bad stuff this time around because he was in a cofin althought he was rubbing his litle dog penis with hes last breat he didnt actualy get to blow seamen all over the coffin so it dosent really count in gods eyes. The end...? (but maybe Parappa cock live on after he died so it has more sex adventure.)

McDonalds and the Clumsiness Spell One hot day, ronald and grimace were making hamburgers at theyre restaurant (MCdonalds). it was a very hot day and not a lot of people were there. "gee roneld" said grimace, "we have been making this hamburgers for many hour and i am geting tired out. maybe we should take litle break eh?" "cram it!" yelled ronald macdonald rudely. grimace sulked. He was awfuly tired Several days later they were still at it. Mcdonlad was i na furious mood because no one had eaten there burgers and he had to get enough money to pay there rent. Grimace was sweting profoundly and was lying in the shade. "Common grimmice" said ronatld, do you want us to go out of business. but he does not get up. ronald stalked over, raised his right foot comicaly in the air behind him, and gave a swift boot to the stomech. YOUUUUCHE yeled grimace fling to his feet hiting his head on the cieling. "Thats better" said ron in a huff. "Now cook these burger in cas we get costomers" but grimice wasnt feeling up to it. He stagered around the small kitchen, bumping into frying pans and ketchup greases. whats wrong with me he thought as he triped over a grease hose and almost landed face first in a hamburger fryer. "hey gramace" wispered a familiar voice. Grimce turned to see who should it be but...the fry kids siting on theyre shelf, "hey gramace heh it looks like your a bit clumsy to day! dont you heh think you shouldnt work in kitchen." angry, grimice picked up the fry kids and shoved them down his throat. he was tired out from the hot wave and neded a wake u pchear . couple day slater they were still making hamburgers. they had made so many that their was a throne of hamburgers in ever room of the restaurant. even the hambargers where made of hamburgers. suddenly there was a knock at the doo=r which had become hamburger's. Ronald who had become fairly paranoid opened up the door and called "WHO IS IT" he called this into the face of mayr mchese! "we havent heard from the fry kid in 2 weeks" said the mayor, "where going to take a litle look see and try and find the kids. Grimace was hearing all this from the bath room. he kenw that it would be al over if the maoyr found out what he had done. he started sweating and shaking.. all of a suden the window burst open. it was-the hamburglre and he as going to take everything made of hamburger which was all of the items in the restarant. thinking quickely grimace hurled the hamburg through theo wall and said MAYRO MCHEESE i have FOUND the CRIMINAL. with that the hamburglar was sifwly arrested. no one ever found out what grimace had done and he never told anyone about it. ronald mconald learned a valuable lesson

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Chapter 1 ~~~CRASH BANDICOOT AND THE RATCHET AND CLANK~~~ Ratchet Kelredian and clank (with no last name) where flying their spaceship through space when they came across a help distress signle in space. "clank why dont we go down there and investigae" asked Clank. Ratchet could only agree with him since his was programmed to always help out those in need. So they w flying down to the surface when all of a suden there was such a laser beam that there ship was falling apart ! they plunged through the atmosphere of this small planet until they reached the bottom wich was the ground and crashed into it. "clank are you alright" asked clank compasionately. "mwuhf mwuf tail" said rachet since he was under neat clank and crushed into the gorund of the sandy beach. They stod up shakily and wonered what happened. All of a suden an orange thing ran out of the jungle at them. Clank pulled out his blaster but it was no use! it was broken in the plane crash-or should i say SPACE SHIP crash because they had crashed in there spaceship. even so though ratchet thought he could threatan whatever was runing at them with his laser guns "STOP RIGHT HTERE" said ratchet to the orange blur. THe orange blur stopped and said "Oh sorry to bother you guys. My name is Crash Bandicoot" and i thought i should come and see if youre doing ok "Thank you very much for the assistence" said ratchet. "our means of transort seems to have crashed on your planet and we require aid in order to have fly off the island." "Im not sure how much help i can be" said crash bandicoot confusedly, "but i think theres an old time machine near by that you could try and use." so they set off into the jungle to find the old machine and use that. BUT mean while cortex and his henchman were watching what was going on on the beach. "Curses" said cortex. "I show my laser at the spaceship and it crashed but ratchet and clank are still alive!" "he he thats a good one because you said CRASH" said tiny tiger. one look from cortex and he became quite again. next time who knows what happens next

hoping there's more focus on tiny next episode

Well you might get your wish or maybe not!! Chapter 2 ratcfhet and clank and crash were walking through jungles on the way to the time twitser that was wating deeper into the jungle. "hurry up crash bandicoot" said clank, "we are running out of time!" "oh no" said crash and the three of them walked faster. but at that time cortex and uka uka were watching them from there secret spacestation. "look" said cortex,"everything is going as i planned it." "chut up" said uka uka. just hten they came across the time machine. "well here we are" said crash bandicoot. "you can probably get back to your own planet i fyou can colect all of the 25 chrystals from the warp machines here" "thanks" said ratchet, "we'll need it!" Then he and clank got into each warp bubble and started collecting chrystals

[b]Are you there, vodka? It's me, Goku.[/b] Author's note: This is my first attempt at fan fiction sso please go easy one me but be honest 😁 It was a sunny friday in Station Square and Sonic, Tails, and Knuckles were having a blast with their new friend Goku, who they just met the day before when he was looking for the Dragon balls in the Mystic Ruins. "I'm having a blast with you guyss on this sunny day in Station Square! Plus I only have one Dragon ball left to go before I have the whole set!" said Goku as he was flying around on his cloud with Knuckles also on the cloud riding with him. "Yeah!" said Tails. Goku was flying over Station Squeare on his magic cloud with Knuckles also with him on it. Sonic and Tails were flying together as usual in his custom plane that he likess to work on back at his workshop in the jungle just outside of Station Square. Sometimes Knuckles would also jump off and do his glide move to fly around a little bit and then Goku would move down to catch hm and it was a lot of fun. One time they saw Amy hanging around the Twinkle Park and they all took turns swooping by to squirt her with bottles of Piss that they had all prepared together earlier for this exact scenario. "Boy, I'm glad we all agreed to fill up thesse bottels of Piss together back at Tails's workshop! This is even more fun that I thought it would be when Knuckles gave us the idea," SSonic said and the rest agreed. Except Amy, of course! Ha ha "Grow up, you guys! I don't even know who that last anime guy is but I can already tell that your a right Bastard and you need to go back to where you came from!" Amy said, angrily. She tried to get away by running through Twinkle Park but she was no match for Sonic and Tails in Tails's custom plane and Knuckless and Goku on his cloud. Why she didn't jsut go inside, nobody knows. When they were all out of Piss in their squirt bottles that they prepared earlier, Goku gave her one last smack with his magic staff and then they left her alone. Later in the afternoon they decided to fly out over the ocean. They went out really far, so far that they cou.ldn't even see the land any more. They had lots of fun out there playing gamess like Tag and they also used Goku's magic staff to do a little fishing. They laughed and joked about they thought they saw Froggy out there and Big the cat was a dumbass and he would never find his friend. When it got late they decided that it was time to head home so Sonic and Tailss went back to Station Square and Goku was giving Knuckles a ride back to Angel Issland. "We've been flying around for a really long time! I think we might be lost," said Knuckles after they were flying around for several minutess over what they thought was the Mystic Ruins. "I'm going to do my glide move to see if I can fly around and find out where we are." "Ok," said Goku. As Knuckless was flying over the jungle, he was surprised to see bullets flying up at him and as he wass trying to get back to Goku's magic cloud one bullet sshot hm in the head and he fell to the ground like a damn ACME safe in a Roadrunner cartoon and one bullet also went through Goku'ss magic cloud and sshot him in the ass because it's a cloud and it can't stop bullets. "Fuck that hurts!" ssaid Goku as he got shot in the ass! "I knew it! This issn't the Mystic Ruins at all, this is the much-hated jungles of Vietnam!" Goku was about to go down and fucking destroy those Viet Congs when he heard a familiar voice calling for help nearby.. He flew to where the voice was coming from and he was surprised to see that Sonic and Tails alsso went that way and they got captured by the Viet Cong. "Hang on, you guys! I'll get you out in just a second," said Goku. "Not so fast, monkey boy!" Goku turned around to see Dr. Robotnik and also Yamcha closing in on him in one of Dr. Robotnik's many flying machines. "I believe that you've got something that we've been looking for," ssaid Eggman. "No! You can't mean my six Dragon balls!" ssaid Goku. As his reply, Yamcha started tossing the last one in the air tauntingly and Dr. Robotnik opened up a sack showing that he had collected all of the sseven Chaos Emeralds. "Oh no. This means trouble," said Goku. "Goku! We can help you beeat them if you get us out of here!" said Sonic. Goku huard him and quickly disspatched of the platoon of Viet Congs that were holding them prisoner. "Thanks. Now let'ss get theose Chaos Emeralds and also that last Dragon ball!" said Sonic and Tails in unison. Sonic and Tails went back to get Tails's custom plane that he likes to work on at his workshop in the jungle near Station SSquare to find that the Viet Cong had done some serious modificationss on it so now it had lock-on missiles and also a badass looking minigun, the kind you find on those big helicopters. "Sweet! Now let's show Eggman and Yamcha who the real heros are!" said Goku. The following battle was a truly epic fight with Tails expertly piloting his custom plane with Sonic on the guns just blazing away at Dr. Robotnik and Yamcha in their own flying device which was and upgraded Egg Mobile that had a powerful laser that could be continuously fired by a gunner (Yamcha) and it also had shields that could deflect most bullets. Because of this, the bullets from the minigun just bounced right off and most of the missiles were shot down by Yamcha, who was surprissingly adept with the continuously firing laser gun. The tables turned however when Goku said "I've had enough of this" and went directly to Super Saiyan 2. Then he just sstarted going to town on Yamcha and Dr. Robotnik. The killing blow for them was when Goku epically jumped off his magic cloud and blasted off Yamcha's continuously firing laser turret and also taking down the shields with an expertly-placed Kamehameha. Right at the same time Sonic also shot a lock-on missile to take out the engines and he was relieved because it was the last missile. As Eggman and Yamcha crashed to the ground in the Viet Cong prison camp, Sonic, Tails, and Goku also landed nearby to deliver the ultimate justice to them as well as collect the seven Chaos Emeralds and the seven Dragon balls. Goku cut Yamcha's head clean off with a machete that he found on one of the dead Viet Cong soldiers and Sonic and Tails took turns beating Eggman to death with Goku's magic staff. "Take that, Eggman!" they would say to each other. Just as they were about to head home with the full collection of every one of the seven Chaos Emeralds and all seven Dragon balls, they were surprised to see Big the cat and also Amy flying in on an Egg Mobile that they got from E-102Γ. Amy was pissed off because of the squirt bottless filled with Piss incident and it turns outh that Froggy actually was down there in the ocean and he heard what Sonic, Tails, Knuckles, and Goku said about him and he decided to go back and tell Big about it so they were both really mad. "I hope your ready to pay for what you did!" said Amy as she jumped out of the Egg Mobile and instantly killed Tails with her spinning hammer attack. "What the fuck, Amy? It was just a prank!" said Ssonic as he was about to meet his fate. But at the last second, Goku caught the hammer and used it to deliver a sweet uppercut on Amy's stupid head, knocking her unconscious. He then threw it at the Egg Mobile, taking it out. That turned out to be a bad idea however because it forced Big the cat to jump out and as you know how much of a lard ass he is he squished Sonic, and also Goku all at the same time. "Hmm, I wonder what these are!" said Big the cat as he discovered the seven Dragon balls and the bag full of seven Chaos Emeralds. Trying to figure out what they were, he activated them both at the same time, granting him one wish from the dragon Shenron as well as gainging the ultimate power from the seven Chaos Emeralds and turning into Super Big the cat and from that day on he ruled the world with an iron fist and Froggy and Amy by his side.

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[quote=hillips;%2Fbloards%2Fgbs%2Ftopics%2Ffan-fiction-thread%2Fposts%2F1673] (sees jmgn and kingdad42 going at it and gets out some popcorn as if i was seeing a freakin movie) oh boy this is going to be good... [/quote] It takes JMGN two full days to turn around at his computer desk (to which he is bound, as he is too fat to get up, or pass through human-sized, and even industrial doors) so I don't think we'll be getting a response for a while.