[b]Are you there, vodka? It's me, Goku.[/b] Author's note: This is my first attempt at fan fiction sso please go easy one me but be honest 😁 It was a sunny friday in Station Square and Sonic, Tails, and Knuckles were having a blast with their new friend Goku, who they just met the day before when he was looking for the Dragon balls in the Mystic Ruins. "I'm having a blast with you guyss on this sunny day in Station Square! Plus I only have one Dragon ball left to go before I have the whole set!" said Goku as he was flying around on his cloud with Knuckles also on the cloud riding with him. "Yeah!" said Tails. Goku was flying over Station Squeare on his magic cloud with Knuckles also with him on it. Sonic and Tails were flying together as usual in his custom plane that he likess to work on back at his workshop in the jungle just outside of Station Square. Sometimes Knuckles would also jump off and do his glide move to fly around a little bit and then Goku would move down to catch hm and it was a lot of fun. One time they saw Amy hanging around the Twinkle Park and they all took turns swooping by to squirt her with bottles of Piss that they had all prepared together earlier for this exact scenario. "Boy, I'm glad we all agreed to fill up thesse bottels of Piss together back at Tails's workshop! This is even more fun that I thought it would be when Knuckles gave us the idea," SSonic said and the rest agreed. Except Amy, of course! Ha ha "Grow up, you guys! I don't even know who that last anime guy is but I can already tell that your a right Bastard and you need to go back to where you came from!" Amy said, angrily. She tried to get away by running through Twinkle Park but she was no match for Sonic and Tails in Tails's custom plane and Knuckless and Goku on his cloud. Why she didn't jsut go inside, nobody knows. When they were all out of Piss in their squirt bottles that they prepared earlier, Goku gave her one last smack with his magic staff and then they left her alone. Later in the afternoon they decided to fly out over the ocean. They went out really far, so far that they cou.ldn't even see the land any more. They had lots of fun out there playing gamess like Tag and they also used Goku's magic staff to do a little fishing. They laughed and joked about they thought they saw Froggy out there and Big the cat was a dumbass and he would never find his friend. When it got late they decided that it was time to head home so Sonic and Tailss went back to Station Square and Goku was giving Knuckles a ride back to Angel Issland. "We've been flying around for a really long time! I think we might be lost," said Knuckles after they were flying around for several minutess over what they thought was the Mystic Ruins. "I'm going to do my glide move to see if I can fly around and find out where we are." "Ok," said Goku. As Knuckless was flying over the jungle, he was surprised to see bullets flying up at him and as he wass trying to get back to Goku's magic cloud one bullet sshot hm in the head and he fell to the ground like a damn ACME safe in a Roadrunner cartoon and one bullet also went through Goku'ss magic cloud and sshot him in the ass because it's a cloud and it can't stop bullets. "Fuck that hurts!" ssaid Goku as he got shot in the ass! "I knew it! This issn't the Mystic Ruins at all, this is the much-hated jungles of Vietnam!" Goku was about to go down and fucking destroy those Viet Congs when he heard a familiar voice calling for help nearby.. He flew to where the voice was coming from and he was surprised to see that Sonic and Tails alsso went that way and they got captured by the Viet Cong. "Hang on, you guys! I'll get you out in just a second," said Goku. "Not so fast, monkey boy!" Goku turned around to see Dr. Robotnik and also Yamcha closing in on him in one of Dr. Robotnik's many flying machines. "I believe that you've got something that we've been looking for," ssaid Eggman. "No! You can't mean my six Dragon balls!" ssaid Goku. As his reply, Yamcha started tossing the last one in the air tauntingly and Dr. Robotnik opened up a sack showing that he had collected all of the sseven Chaos Emeralds. "Oh no. This means trouble," said Goku. "Goku! We can help you beeat them if you get us out of here!" said Sonic. Goku huard him and quickly disspatched of the platoon of Viet Congs that were holding them prisoner. "Thanks. Now let'ss get theose Chaos Emeralds and also that last Dragon ball!" said Sonic and Tails in unison. Sonic and Tails went back to get Tails's custom plane that he likes to work on at his workshop in the jungle near Station SSquare to find that the Viet Cong had done some serious modificationss on it so now it had lock-on missiles and also a badass looking minigun, the kind you find on those big helicopters. "Sweet! Now let's show Eggman and Yamcha who the real heros are!" said Goku. The following battle was a truly epic fight with Tails expertly piloting his custom plane with Sonic on the guns just blazing away at Dr. Robotnik and Yamcha in their own flying device which was and upgraded Egg Mobile that had a powerful laser that could be continuously fired by a gunner (Yamcha) and it also had shields that could deflect most bullets. Because of this, the bullets from the minigun just bounced right off and most of the missiles were shot down by Yamcha, who was surprissingly adept with the continuously firing laser gun. The tables turned however when Goku said "I've had enough of this" and went directly to Super Saiyan 2. Then he just sstarted going to town on Yamcha and Dr. Robotnik. The killing blow for them was when Goku epically jumped off his magic cloud and blasted off Yamcha's continuously firing laser turret and also taking down the shields with an expertly-placed Kamehameha. Right at the same time Sonic also shot a lock-on missile to take out the engines and he was relieved because it was the last missile. As Eggman and Yamcha crashed to the ground in the Viet Cong prison camp, Sonic, Tails, and Goku also landed nearby to deliver the ultimate justice to them as well as collect the seven Chaos Emeralds and the seven Dragon balls. Goku cut Yamcha's head clean off with a machete that he found on one of the dead Viet Cong soldiers and Sonic and Tails took turns beating Eggman to death with Goku's magic staff. "Take that, Eggman!" they would say to each other. Just as they were about to head home with the full collection of every one of the seven Chaos Emeralds and all seven Dragon balls, they were surprised to see Big the cat and also Amy flying in on an Egg Mobile that they got from E-102Γ. Amy was pissed off because of the squirt bottless filled with Piss incident and it turns outh that Froggy actually was down there in the ocean and he heard what Sonic, Tails, Knuckles, and Goku said about him and he decided to go back and tell Big about it so they were both really mad. "I hope your ready to pay for what you did!" said Amy as she jumped out of the Egg Mobile and instantly killed Tails with her spinning hammer attack. "What the fuck, Amy? It was just a prank!" said Ssonic as he was about to meet his fate. But at the last second, Goku caught the hammer and used it to deliver a sweet uppercut on Amy's stupid head, knocking her unconscious. He then threw it at the Egg Mobile, taking it out. That turned out to be a bad idea however because it forced Big the cat to jump out and as you know how much of a lard ass he is he squished Sonic, and also Goku all at the same time. "Hmm, I wonder what these are!" said Big the cat as he discovered the seven Dragon balls and the bag full of seven Chaos Emeralds. Trying to figure out what they were, he activated them both at the same time, granting him one wish from the dragon Shenron as well as gainging the ultimate power from the seven Chaos Emeralds and turning into Super Big the cat and from that day on he ruled the world with an iron fist and Froggy and Amy by his side.