Cum gas, we've all heard the stories. Is it real? Can you vape it? There's enough evidence to argue both ways. The ancients apparently used it in high-powered blasting operations, depending on who you ask. Viable alternate energy source? I'd like to hear your thoughts and maybe we can get to the bottom of this.

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cum gas is released from the fuck stains on a public bathroom floor or sauna, or from globules of spunk jizz in a hot bath. due to its tiny volume it has been difficult to properly extract but i have been in talks with chinese chemical engineers on how to harness its true power. i have also suggested using bloard as a source of the virile men needed to produce the sheer amount of baby batter necessary for their research. so far though i have only seen it cure my acne and stuttering.

they were fracking for cum gas near me but stopped when my entire town fell into a hole

Cum and gas on their own are perfectly healthy and wonderful, but cum gas is ruining our environment and I won’t stand for it

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