Clumps are for chumps
Snooby
- Ah man... I'm sorry man, I meant to tell you, I was at your house the other day and I got the munchies so I ended up eating your entire supply of hummus. You have none left now. Sorry!
- I would like to open a case to get my French fries back on the grounds that this is bs.
- My secret weapon is not retardation, it has yet to be revealed. Please stop. Also, I will win
- BLOARD BLAST!!! *Fucking attacks,*
- The rule around here is that if you want Kingdad42 to respect you you have to kick his ass. It's a rite of paaaage we've all had to complete except for yoshifanatic, who couldn't do it because he has flippers for limbs. His mom took the medicine that gives you mutations when she was pregnant with him so he's shaped like a dolphin.
- This thread is a disaster but I'm committed to saving slow learners marriage so him and his bitch wife can enjoy their remaining years together.
- I'd donate my first novel to my father, who lost all his books in a fire.
- I'm officially declaring a war on book_bloard. Anyone who wants to be on my side sound off, and anyone who wants to be on book_bloard's side sound off. The name of my team will be "Anti-Book-Bloard".
- Church's Chicken is in my opinion the best commercially available fried chicken, but Orga's mom could very well have the best fried chicken in the world. The answer remains to be seen
- [quote=jerry;%2Fbloards%2Fgbs%2Ftopics%2Fbloard-war%2Fposts%2F2927] Book bloard is going down!! It's safe to Share ur secret anti-book bloard battle plans with me. [/quote] 😒
- For anyone considering that offer, know that I am NOT okay with this.
- I would like to cultivate a healthy relationship between us bloarders and our Japanese counterpart.
- I would be a firebender because when I was a little baby I was burnt to a crisp in a barn fire. I looked like a burnt little potato chip by the time they got me out of there. Hell, I still do.
- Feel free to post in this thread if you need to kill some time. I just need to wait a few minutes so I'm making a thread on bloard real quick.
- Yeah sure man, I'll just move to the left here. No problem. No problem at all. *Whips a beanbag at the ceiling, shattering the mirrored surface* I'm outta here. Don't fuck wITH CHERNIP'S HARDWARE STORE. IT'S MBY BREAD AND BUTTER!!
- And I think it's gonna be a long olong time, till touchdown brings me round again to find... I'm not the man they think I am at home oh nonono. I'm a rocket man, burnin out his fuse out here alone. -David Bowie. Love is real.
- [quote=saptapadi;%2Fbloards%2FBook_bloard%2Ftopics%2Fa-c-mery-talys-amusing-book%2Fposts%2F5643] Mery Tales and Quicke Answeres? What is this, your average bloard thread? 😄 [/quote] Holy crap .. lmao
- (For this post I'm a guy who doesn't have the finger dexterity to use a mouse correctly, so I have to use both hands like spatulas to move it around and I can only use the scroll wheel by moving it one mm at a time with my tongue) Clicking this thread was a big mistake!
- Log off. New Bloard. Log in. Old times, good friends. Bloard. -Just a slogan I came up with to help usher in the new age of bloard. Let me know what you think!
- Nah mudafucka, I don't SEE some shit, I AM some shit mudafucka!!!
- Funny you should mention bro, because you're a son to every member of the bloard family. Prepare to die!
- I think we're getting too off-topic in this ant thread. Let's bring it back. Any you guys into ants
- [quote=kingdad42;%2Fbloards%2FHi_all_Ralp_here_welcome_to_my_Bloard%2Ftopics%2Fpost-quality%2Fposts%2F3105] Tracing post IP.... Target acquired.... Location: Canada.... Triangulating............. Accessing security cameras..... Target located..... Image uploading.... [img]http://i.imgur.com/VsILC0A.png[/img] [/quote] That's not me... Please everybody, you guys have to believe me. That picture isn't me. Please believe me.