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Snooby
- I would rather live in turkey because being small enough to live in a turkey would be cool!😁 Would you rather touch a poop for $20 or touch a hot iron for $100
- BLOARD BLAST!!! *Fucking attacks,*
- I go pant pant pant like a dog! Yes I pant pant pant like a dog! I crawl on all fours on the wet forest floor and I curl up and sleep in a log!
- I'm good bro. I've been practicing hucking beanbags at passing cars and I have a court appearance next week, because of the hucking beanbags at cars thing I mentioned.
- Fuck! Help! (Thrashing around in the damp towels, unable to stand up so just crouching) Help!
- Nobody do anything to freak me out. I'm moving my hand toward my face and away from it
- Church's Chicken is in my opinion the best commercially available fried chicken, but Orga's mom could very well have the best fried chicken in the world. The answer remains to be seen
- Little Erik I have taken action on your suggestion and prepared the necessary paperwork to digitally insert advertisements for Bloard into all future TV broadcastings of the movie "Crazy Rich Asians".
- Kingdad, let Jerry out of the net man. Come on. He needs to get on the computer.
- Old Jacket (lo fi bedroom pop), Big Red Boat (Classic rock throwback), Stabbed (Metalcore), Stabbed! (Synth pop)
- THanks for getting some traffic to the swear thread Cherndog. It's been hurtin these past days... The income just ain't cuttin it like it used to... I got medical bills... I ain't gettin any better...
- One Time I watched Falling Down with a girl and she talked shit about it the whole movie so the next time we watched a movie together she picked Purple Rain and I talked shit about Prince the whole time and she didn't call me again.
- Yeah sure man, I'll just move to the left here. No problem. No problem at all. *Whips a beanbag at the ceiling, shattering the mirrored surface* I'm outta here. Don't fuck wITH CHERNIP'S HARDWARE STORE. IT'S MBY BREAD AND BUTTER!!
- Hey man, nice store you got here. Just checking it out while I'm on break from my job at uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh Urban Apparel. You got proper defenses in place in case of a bo staff attack? Just an off-topic question.
- *Wielding a bo staff out front and just spinning it, so fast, ready to beat the shit out of the first dude I see with his dick out near the store* Party Time
- Hey hold up real quick Cherndog, I'm gonna grab a mop from the back and chase away the farter. Your number is up bro.
- Heh. You've made yourself a powerful ally. See you behind the counter, chief. Also, this is unrelated, but now that you've hired me, I will not wear a shirt.
- I'd like to drop off a resume. I think you'll see my qualifications [Coolly sliding a crisp $20 bill across the counter] are a perfect fit for your establishment.
- I would be a firebender because when I was a little baby I was burnt to a crisp in a barn fire. I looked like a burnt little potato chip by the time they got me out of there. Hell, I still do.