[quote=slow%20learner;%2Fbloards%2Fgbs%2Ftopics%2Freal-talk-the-bloard-thread-with-a-strict-no-irony-policy%2Fposts%2F4470] keep talking about it tho ..that is good [/quote] this was sincere btw

every year i sit down in front of the Fireplace, flames roaring, with a newspaper across my lap. i am nude. there is a glass of warm lemonade in my hand. i need to crap really bad. i sing an acapella version of "You Gotta Be The One", a song i invented that nobody knows except me. when im done singing it i crap into the newspaper, use the obituaries to wipe my ass, and toss the whole bundle into the fireplace. my house smells like shit for weeks after and i cant have any guests over. then it's 11:58pm and i jack off until new yeear's a cum at exactly 12:00:01. then i watch a Louis CK standup marathon with the volume off and no subtitles and mouth every joke because i have them all memorized. then i fall asleep naked on the floor. i do this every year and i am 108 years old

[quote=bug%20deal;%2Fbloards%2Fgbs%2Ftopics%2Freal-talk-the-bloard-thread-with-a-strict-no-irony-policy%2Fposts%2F4453] my depression is here again, but I'm more equipped to deal with it, and I have slightly more stability in my life. still don't love waking up or doing anything though [/quote] keep talking about it tho ..that is good

[quote=kingdad42;%2Fbloards%2Fgbs%2Ftopics%2Freal-talk-the-bloard-thread-with-a-strict-no-irony-policy%2Fposts%2F4449] i really need a change in environment or something. idk what im doing with my life lol [/quote] look within and then without ...the only thing stopping you from doing that you want is believing you can't. find what you want and put yourself into it anew every day

i forgot to drink eggnog . that yelow white sappy honey of sant'as semen ..that goopy beverage of yogurty deliciousness ...imretinded

[quote=haunted_shrub;%2Fbloards%2Fgbs%2Ftopics%2Fdry-skin-problem%2Fposts%2F4440] [/quote] omfg!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

bloard 2049

ants in my pants

[quote=slow%20learner;%2Fbloards%2Fmusical_bloard%2Ftopics%2Fheres-a-song-i-just-wrote-thoughts%2Fposts%2F4310] ive signed you to my rexcord label bich [/quote] we need 10 singles by Feb 2018!!!! HURRY UP

[quote=slow%20learner;%2Fbloards%2Fgbs%2Ftopics%2Fdry-skin-problem%2Fposts%2F4380] massage ejaculate into you're skin [/quote] what twisted irony that my whole body itches today because of extreme dryness. ... i resist ...yet the sensation persists ...what unique torture ..why god ..why

WGHAT the..............

[quote=bug%20deal;%2Fbloards%2Fgbs%2Ftopics%2Freal-talk-the-bloard-thread-with-a-strict-no-irony-policy%2Fposts%2F4416] I miss these times... even though he turned out to suck shit... hey! I had a couple GFs since then... yeah Im bi 😁 its cool tho.... things can always be worse... and they were! [/quote] i look to the future with a burning optimism

[quote=joop;%2Fbloards%2Fgbs%2Ftopics%2Freal-talk-the-bloard-thread-with-a-strict-no-irony-policy%2Fposts%2F4396] gonna see star wars in a couple hours [/quote] good lcuke

poopy pants

[quote=joop;%2Fbloards%2Fgbs%2Ftopics%2Fim-hear-for-th-posts%2Fposts%2F4330] Came for the wins, stayed for the fails [/quote] me to

cmon let' s see these postes

FUCK!

swhat the..

massage ejaculate into you're skin

bloard relapse ..

[quote=dereklaserbeam;%2Fbloards%2Fgbs%2Ftopics%2Fbloard-4e9279bd-37aa-407a-bd11-610c3fd1f1d1%2Fposts%2F4349] It’s where you stick your pebis lol [/quote] lmao wtf bro!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!BRO

Ants are thick ....sexual ..

i am become owned, feeler of feels

oh shit i just invented dominoes. bitch

a family game played with rectangular "domino" tiles. Each domino is a rectangular tile with a line dividing its face into two square ends. Each end is marked with a number of spots (also called pips, nips, or dobs) or is blank. The backs of the dominoes in a set are indistinguishable, either blank or having some common design. The domino gaming pieces (colloquially nicknamed bones, cards, tiles, tickets, stones, chips, or spinners[dubious – discuss]) make up a domino set, sometimes called a deck or pack. The traditional Sino-European domino set consists of 28 dominoes, featuring all combinations of spot counts between zero and six. A domino set is a generic gaming device, similar to playing cards or dice, in that a variety of games can be played with a set. The earliest mention of dominoes is from Song dynasty China found in the text Former Events in Wulin by Zhou Mi (1232–1298).[1] Modern dominoes first appeared in Italy during the 18th century, but how Chinese dominoes developed into the modern game is unknown. Italian missionaries in China may have brought the game to Europe.[2] The name "domino" is most likely from the resemblance to a kind of carnival costume worn during the Venetian Carnival, often consisting of a black-hooded robe and a white mask.[3][4] Despite the coinage of the word polyomino as a generalization, there is no connection between the word "domino" and the number 2 in any language.

whats navel. id that where they bomb submarines

being gay is homo

i ........am simply retarded of this

s'il vous plaît parler plus lentement, je suis un idiot

ive signed you to my rexcord label bich

[quote=haunted_shrub;%2Fbloards%2FHorny_bloard%2Ftopics%2Fbring-back-horny-bloard-no-anime%2Fposts%2F4290] [img]https://motherboard-images.vice.com/content-images/contentimage/38932/1477558189288743.gif[/img] [/quote] bone-to-taint; sex it ain't

[quote=kingdad42;%2Fbloards%2Fgbs%2Ftopics%2Fim-hear-for-th-posts%2Fposts%2F4251] ^^^^ what a f*cking n00blet jesus christ [img]http://twinsdaily.com/uploads/gallery/album_90/gallery_6715_90_4515.jpg[/img] [/quote] cant view image please repost

[quote=kingdad42;%2Fbloards%2Fgbs%2Ftopics%2Fpost-in-this-thread-when-ur-having-a-panic-attack%2Fposts%2F4274] cant sleep lately. my gym lifts are going to shit. this is how it ends. not with a bang, but with a bloard. [/quote] i haventy been to the gym in 1 week but i only went once last week too. losing my gains

i am simply retarded of this

depends how big they are

tu es tous stupides, alors que je suis incroyablement intelligent mwehehehe (dabbing the corner of ma bouche with a checkered serviette de table)

[quote=dereklaserbeam;%2Fbloards%2Fgbs%2Ftopics%2Fbloard-4e9279bd-37aa-407a-bd11-610c3fd1f1d1%2Fposts%2F4254] BC u touch urself at nite [/quote] i do!??!

what is "horny" "pissening;y virile" "Aphrodite's cup of thighs"

[quote=yoshifanatic1488;%2Fbloards%2Fgbs%2Ftopics%2Fim-hear-for-th-posts%2Fposts%2F4209] bloard: come for the babes, stay for the lulz [/quote] what is "lulz" thank you

[quote=hillips;%2Fbloards%2Fgbs%2Ftopics%2Fim-hear-for-th-posts%2Fposts%2F4206] you should check out bloard, there are lots of post on that website, or so i hear, [/quote] drop a link .....share the URL please. Hello can you see this -Bappo1991