[quote=haunted_shrub;%2Fbloards%2Fgbs%2Ftopics%2Ffortunately-i-have-screencapped-all-the-classic-lyle-bloards%2Fposts%2F11244]
if I post in a thread this old, no one will find out that I sold my bed because I prefer to gather up all my pairs of boxers every night and build a nest out of it like a dog
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your dog wears boxers? lol weird
pigfoot_vermont
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- reading bobby fischer teaches chess except i spilt water on it so now its drying
- its a classic saturday night on bloard, feelin good feelin cool 😎
- its about that time :) [img]https://i.imgur.com/OuxNZsP.png[/img]
- [quote=jerry;%2Fbloards%2Fnavel_babes%2Ftopics%2Fstinky-belly%2Fposts%2F11111] i know i gotta poop when my innie turns into an outtie. its like a turkey timer. [/quote] what happens if you push it back in?
- [quote=Claire!!!!!!!;%2Fbloards%2Fwind_bloard%2Ftopics%2Fwind-bloard%2Fposts%2F11100] [img]https://i.imgur.com/okmamlR.jpg[/img] [/quote] lovely looking decor, very nice 😌
- favourite gusts of wind? mine is probably the one that blew a small trampoline into my back garden, pretty funny shit
- fashion idea: pantswap every week you and a friend swap pants, just to try out some new styles of pants
- email address: rowan.atkinson55@hotmail.com password: !mrbean!
- [quote=moog;%2Fbloards%2Fgbs%2Ftopics%2Fplans-to-bring-in-more-bloard-users%2Fposts%2F11066] ok real idea... we need to start some kind of beef with another forum. one that's maybe full of wimps so they dont kick are asses. [/quote] pouring thousands of dollars of r&d into finding a new forum for us to obliterate
- no fried chicken, just friend chicken :) 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- thinking that possibly the reason the large majority of people have not posted on bloard is because they cant figure it out? maybe we need to make a tutorial or something?
- scargo, french snailies
- [quote=haunted_shrub;%2Fbloards%2Fmath%2Ftopics%2Fwelcome-to-the-number-forum%2Fposts%2F11016] As the most feminine among all numbers, the 2 is also the most underestimated -- at least, when it comes to power and strength. After all, she is almost always gentle, tactful, diplomatic, forgiving and understanding. Certainly, she likes to keep the peace and will avoid confrontations as much as possible. [/quote] doing a number 2 = shitting lol
- its ok, soon access to bloard will be a basic human right and you can call interpol on your mum
- [quote=jerry;%2Fbloards%2Fgbs%2Ftopics%2Fsaturday-night-bloard%2Fposts%2F10967] i got a tummy ache :[ [/quote] https://bloard.com/bloards/gbs/topics/dr-moogs-healing-and-restoration-services
- [quote=moog;%2Fbloards%2Fgbs%2Ftopics%2Fdr-moogs-healing-and-restoration-services%2Fposts%2F10953] ah yes i have had many patients with this same problem, quite tricky for the unacquainted doctor to remedy... luckily you are in competent hands! our best option is to remove a few large bones to make room for all that blood. now let me just grab my surgical tool and we may begin the extraction [img]https://static1.squarespace.com/static/56ec6a20a3360c829bb43d62/t/593aded3ff7c509a9df6e6e0/1497030364288/[/img] [/quote] thank you very much doctor, can i have a post surgery sticker too?
- doctor please help me, i am full of blood, and i really dont know what to do
- [quote=scout;%2Fbloards%2Fgbs%2Ftopics%2Ftell-me-your-secret%2Fposts%2F10924] You know where liars go? [/quote] no, as i am not a liar so i have not been wherever the liars go
- [quote=scout;%2Fbloards%2Fgbs%2Ftopics%2Ftell-me-your-secret%2Fposts%2F10920] Tell me your secret. [/quote] i dont have a secret. did someone tell you i have a secret? i dont need to keep any secrets i am very honest 😌
- OFFICIAL Gym Bloard Suppliments ⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️★ Great supplements, ordered these for my entire family we dont even need to sleep anymore and all of us have lost our hair, i imagine this is streamlining for maximum performance in the gym. Also good that they are swallowable pills as all my teeth fell out after two days, overall very good supplements will be ordering more in the future
- [quote=toilet%20man;%2Fbloards%2Ftghe%2Ftopics%2Ffaces-of-bloard%2Fposts%2F10893] [img]http://s3.hulkshare.com/song_images/original/b/0/1/b012cae996a2ee69a6267472d5616f5f.jpg?dd=1511292789[/img] [/quote] wow toilet man you freshen up pretty good, looking sharp
- [quote=Chernip;%2Fbloards%2Fgbs%2Ftopics%2Fbloard-presidential-election%2Fposts%2F10886] I’ll submit this image as my platform, please consider me. Thanks. (I still can’t figure out how to post images) [/quote] try pressing the alt and then f4 key at the same time, that should insert the image
- early night tonight for me, cant wait till sunday morning when i get to read all those great saturday night bloard posts :)
- good tale! bono very mean navy seal euro mole, that blew mind! bono cunt!! also: good car ford edge, very fast, nice whel
- [quote=dereklaserbeam;%2Fbloards%2FHorny_bloard%2Ftopics%2Fend-times%2Fposts%2F10858] Pigfoot underscore vermont [/quote] dirk laser beam
- [quote=Claire!!!!!!!;%2Fbloards%2FHorny_bloard%2Ftopics%2Fend-times%2Fposts%2F10853] I regretfully also nominate myself to be the queen of the horny museum. First order of business is to figure out where all the nudes are... [/quote] my idea im going to pitch: have a collection box for the nudes like they do in the churches
- im sure youve all seen the news but if not: [img]https://i.imgur.com/Cpfjwsz.png[/img] Horny is dead, and as the last bastion of horny in the world i think its our job to preserve and save horny so that future generations may remember. so i propose we turn horny bloard into a horny museum for all the world to see
- great advice moog, but if im being honest with you guys, ive just started eating the fuckers. i just pinch them in between my fingers and in they go, absolutely no hassle at all