[quote=moog;%2Fbloards%2Fgbs%2Ftopics%2Freal-talk-the-bloard-thread-with-a-strict-no-irony-policy%2Fposts%2F11336] been crushing hard on a goth chick for the last couple days but she probably only dates edgy goth dudes. little hope for a computer nerd, but we will see how it goes [/quote] but which kind of goth?

it-its fuckin. its fucken toad time baby yeahh

[quote=dereklaserbeam;%2Fbloards%2Fweird_bloard%2Ftopics%2Fgaze-into-my-chunky-crystal-ball%2Fposts%2F11327] 👀 [/quote] mmmm yes derek the ball is very clear it tells me you must go to the state of Ohio, (coincidentally home of the reputable toad boy!) and start a fruit selling business, lots of fruit to be sold there yes, primarily mangoes and pineapples (toad boys favs ☺️) but some others this will greatly appease t̶o̶a̶d̶ ̶b̶o̶y̶ the spirits and grant good karma unto you

[quote=meowkittens6;%2Fbloards%2Fweird_bloard%2Ftopics%2Fgaze-into-my-chunky-crystal-ball%2Fposts%2F11319] can I get my horoscope reading? :) i'm printing out my natal chart onto a tiny ticket and inserting into the crystal ball.... it's making that ticket muncher sound like the machines at Charles Entertainment Cheese [/quote] the ball says..... this is a great time, a great time indeed!, but ONLY if you can collect all the rare gems in the forest to make an offering to the fortuitous toad boy.... once you have done that and answered his 20 trivia questions you will be granted a single wish, a great future indeed, yes

been refreshing bloard for a while, im aiming to create complete server overload and meltdown, could someone help please? i think with the power of two computers we can reduce bloard servers to a pile of molten metal in a bout a day

i also sat on your nuts, sorry

[quote=moog;%2Fbloards%2Fweird_bloard%2Ftopics%2Fgaze-into-my-chunky-crystal-ball%2Fposts%2F11314] will this thing show me where those chicken bones are lodged in my sink pipes [/quote] hmmmmm yes.... the ball knows these pipes. knows them well, these chicken bones require a potion consisting of..... 1 part water 1 part caustic soda 1 frogs liver pour the potion into the sink and wait probably about a day without using the sink and then see if they are gone

[quote=orgamecha;%2Fbloards%2Fweird_bloard%2Ftopics%2Fgaze-into-my-chunky-crystal-ball%2Fposts%2F11310] whoa... i can see... @__@ kingdad42 taking a bath? hold on OP this crystal ball is just one of your polished turds [/quote] right thats it im putting a curse on you. [img]https://3.bp.blogspot.com/-LiCOmKfdI7w/WHiHvJVWCUI/AAAAAAAAAV8/FQcVr8uYrx8HSdOSedm1holQmqPzFsoZACLcB/s1600/StylzzZ%2B%2528394%2529.png[/img]

[img]http://cliparts101.com/files/274/CF7A4D0236259DF50D1B9353D8181DE5/crystalballlady.png[/img] ~~~🞗🞘🟈🞘🞗 ~~~ big crystal ball, i will tell you your future. but be ware, it may suck shit. ~~~🞗🞘🟈🞘🞗 ~~~

flig pigs

[quote=kingdad42;%2Fbloards%2Fgbs%2Ftopics%2Freal-talk-the-bloard-thread-with-a-strict-no-irony-policy%2Fposts%2F11264] I think he was being ironic. Let's get him. [/quote] no irony, just good intentions 👐

[quote=hillips;%2Fbloards%2Fgbs%2Ftopics%2Freal-talk-the-bloard-thread-with-a-strict-no-irony-policy%2Fposts%2F11259] ive got to wash some dishes tomorrow [/quote] want a hand?

come back time. love four part word very good, 1994 saab 9000 aero good cars [img]https://images-na.ssl-images-amazon.com/images/I/51JqCmLX2VL.jpg[/img]

i can feel it, coming to the bloard tonight

[quote=haunted_shrub;%2Fbloards%2Fgbs%2Ftopics%2Ffortunately-i-have-screencapped-all-the-classic-lyle-bloards%2Fposts%2F11244] if I post in a thread this old, no one will find out that I sold my bed because I prefer to gather up all my pairs of boxers every night and build a nest out of it like a dog [/quote] your dog wears boxers? lol weird

lol cute toes

[img]https://i.imgur.com/3s9VAAw.png[/img]

reading bobby fischer teaches chess except i spilt water on it so now its drying

its a classic saturday night on bloard, feelin good feelin cool 😎

i think i know the borrowers, dont they eat buttons or something?

its about that time :) [img]https://i.imgur.com/OuxNZsP.png[/img]

[youtube]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CSMRWafx0qM[/youtube] 😬

[quote=jerry;%2Fbloards%2Fnavel_babes%2Ftopics%2Fstinky-belly%2Fposts%2F11111] i know i gotta poop when my innie turns into an outtie. its like a turkey timer. [/quote] what happens if you push it back in?

[quote=Claire!!!!!!!;%2Fbloards%2Fwind_bloard%2Ftopics%2Fwind-bloard%2Fposts%2F11100] [img]https://i.imgur.com/okmamlR.jpg[/img] [/quote] lovely looking decor, very nice 😌

favourite gusts of wind? mine is probably the one that blew a small trampoline into my back garden, pretty funny shit

fashion idea: pantswap every week you and a friend swap pants, just to try out some new styles of pants

email address: rowan.atkinson55@hotmail.com password: !mrbean!

i posted on bloard once

[quote=moog;%2Fbloards%2Fgbs%2Ftopics%2Fplans-to-bring-in-more-bloard-users%2Fposts%2F11066] ok real idea... we need to start some kind of beef with another forum. one that's maybe full of wimps so they dont kick are asses. [/quote] pouring thousands of dollars of r&d into finding a new forum for us to obliterate

[img]https://i.imgur.com/1PZUlje.jpg[/img]

no fried chicken, just friend chicken :) 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thinking that possibly the reason the large majority of people have not posted on bloard is because they cant figure it out? maybe we need to make a tutorial or something?

way to go snooby, keeping rocking on bud :)

scargo, french snailies

[quote=haunted_shrub;%2Fbloards%2Fmath%2Ftopics%2Fwelcome-to-the-number-forum%2Fposts%2F11016] As the most feminine among all numbers, the 2 is also the most underestimated -- at least, when it comes to power and strength. After all, she is almost always gentle, tactful, diplomatic, forgiving and understanding. Certainly, she likes to keep the peace and will avoid confrontations as much as possible. [/quote] doing a number 2 = shitting lol

its ok, soon access to bloard will be a basic human right and you can call interpol on your mum

stiffy

[quote=jerry;%2Fbloards%2Fgbs%2Ftopics%2Fsaturday-night-bloard%2Fposts%2F10967] i got a tummy ache :[ [/quote] https://bloard.com/bloards/gbs/topics/dr-moogs-healing-and-restoration-services

[quote=moog;%2Fbloards%2Fgbs%2Ftopics%2Fdr-moogs-healing-and-restoration-services%2Fposts%2F10953] ah yes i have had many patients with this same problem, quite tricky for the unacquainted doctor to remedy... luckily you are in competent hands! our best option is to remove a few large bones to make room for all that blood. now let me just grab my surgical tool and we may begin the extraction [img]https://static1.squarespace.com/static/56ec6a20a3360c829bb43d62/t/593aded3ff7c509a9df6e6e0/1497030364288/[/img] [/quote] thank you very much doctor, can i have a post surgery sticker too?

doctor please help me, i am full of blood, and i really dont know what to do