flies. and they taste better if you splat them with your tongue.

[quote=littleerik;%2Fbloards%2Fgbs%2Ftopics%2Fsaturday-night-bloard%2Fposts%2F11672] I'm using unsterile tools to tattoo shameful, hateful things on my dick and ballsack because it is saturday night [/quote] [img]https://hushkit.files.wordpress.com/2013/05/picture490-1.jpg[/img] been thinking about how cool it would be if someone tattooed something like this on their dick actually

alright then

stop me, stop me before i post again

"my car is a bomb" stops tailgaters and is a good conversation starter with law enforcement

(cracks knuckles) watch this shit.. im going to make this freak break character in no time

[quote=dereklaserbeam;%2Fbloards%2Fgbs%2Ftopics%2Fincredible-thread-here%2Fposts%2F11634] I can’t wait to die 😏 [/quote] dont f### around with the ghosts man they dont like that

[quote=moog;%2Fbloards%2Fweird_bloard%2Ftopics%2Fgaze-into-my-chunky-crystal-ball%2Fposts%2F11633] *getting real close to the crystal* hello... can i can a impossible whopper with medium fries and a boddla wudder and also 6 chicken's nuggets as much bobocue sause as you will give me for free [/quote] its a crystal ball bro it had your order ready before you decided what you even wanted its not bound by linear time. also would you like some ketchup too?

snooby's cool yeah but i am actually looking forward to experiencing Jack Frost's cheeky winter kiss 😳😌❄️

eric b(loard) for president lol

👹👹IF YOU CLOSE THIS TAB WITHOUT READING THIS YOU WILL INSTANTLY BECOME DEAD!!!!👹👹 you are now CURSED by opening this thread you have fallen victim to demon_scare's curse. demon_scare is a forum poster who died 8 years ago and now haunts small internet forums (pictured below) [img]https://i.imgur.com/48MEnqW.png[/img] you will fall victim to his curse and experience instant death if you do not +1 [url=https://bloard.com/users/pigfoot_vermont?all_posts=true]all these posts[/url] and send this message to three other users through bloarDM's before MIDNIGHT! good luck

[quote=moog;%2Fbloards%2Fgbs%2Ftopics%2Fhelp%2Fposts%2F11590] [img]https://i.imgur.com/xaP7yJX.png[/img] [/quote] cool pic moog but we do actually already have a selfie thread

[quote=moog;%2Fbloards%2Fgbs%2Ftopics%2Fhave-my-bloards-gotten-any-traffic%2Fposts%2F11595] i've been in there spraying rats with the garden hose every ones in a while but they just keep comin back [/quote] im da rats baby ha heee 🧀🧀🧀🐀🐀🐀

crystal ball: "man this is some bull. shit. !!!"

[quote=meowkittens6;%2Fbloards%2Fmusical_bloard%2Ftopics%2Fpost-you-re-favourite-song-right-now-from-this-week-in-yor-life%2Fposts%2F11586] RE: Don't Bang the Drum [youtube]gO17hN-YvBc[/youtube] [/quote] this completely changed my perspective on banging the drum..

no sleep. just posting.

[quote=That%20Ukrainian%20Twin;%2Fbloards%2Fgbs%2Ftopics%2Fhello-97ebd302-f7eb-4e38-9a64-dc8ead25e763%2Fposts%2F11568] fuck to bitch you!!!!!!! [/quote] reported.

[youtube]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ztk2lvTN7ZA[/youtube]

just woke up from a dream where i got stabbed but after i still showed up to the guy who stabbed me's birthday party and i brought him a present i knew he would hate :) revenge is sweet

this is the song i play in my gaming night club. [youtube]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xKuT8f7gSXA[/youtube]

im looking at some of the stuff kd served up and i really dont think you guys should be eating this meal.. [img]https://i.imgur.com/6WLgae0.png[/img]

great swords guys. heres the sword i have, its really long and super sharp for advanced cutting techniques [img]https://i.imgur.com/wDW6GCG.png[/img]

im doing ok, currently cruising around optimal, with good visibility and low cloud density, where ill stay for about 5 hours before completing todays journey by touching down around "just about ok" by about 7pm GMT

summer bloard = OVER! its BACK TO SCHOOL, all the annoying kids are back at school and theyve taken their low effort posts and dumb memes with them, time to ramp up the posts its about to get crazy in here. bloard is going to be a power house of good posts now all the summer casuals are gone, time to get to work (cracks knuckles

[quote=orgamecha;%2Fbloards%2Fgbs%2Ftopics%2Fsaturday-night-bloard%2Fposts%2F11521] saturday nights alright for bloarding! like the eton john song :) [/quote] im reasonable but mods please delete this post

has someone already said "saturday nights alright for bloarding" like the elton john song? if not, im going to say it next week

spore boner

they were fracking for cum gas near me but stopped when my entire town fell into a hole

i ve never actually even posted on bloard.

[quote=Mister%20Spigetti;%2Fbloards%2Fweird_bloard%2Ftopics%2Fgaze-into-my-chunky-crystal-ball%2Fposts%2F11467] Tell me what the future holds for me when I leave for France on september 9th I'm going to live there for ~7 months and I'm expecting a good time [/quote] crystal ball says....... erik is completely wrong. sex will be banned by next month, so no sex tourism but apart from that france looks pretty cool, it says you win a bowling competition, pretty cool shit

[quote=scout;%2Fbloards%2Fweird_bloard%2Ftopics%2Fgaze-into-my-chunky-crystal-ball%2Fposts%2F11455] give it to me OP [/quote] ball says....... a great time for you indeed, a great time for deals and bargains, lots of deals and bargains for you. look around you, there are good prices everywhere, bountiful and rich with good prices the world is for you.... bad news also though, a plague of locusts will descend upon your house every night for a year, kind of sucks :/

[quote=haunted_shrub;%2Fbloards%2Fweird_bloard%2Ftopics%2Fgaze-into-my-chunky-crystal-ball%2Fposts%2F11431] looking into the ball and all I see is jerry eating Chinese food [/quote] looking into my chinese food and all i see is that jerry has eaten a significant portion

[youtube]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PpRG9EmFfYU[/youtube] [url=https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-NlUe-4GFsk]:)[/url]

if i get president of bloard ill give everyone who +1'd me a signed picture of their face i also have other policies which I will be adding as the pre election period goes on. EDIT: policy number one: 10 plus ones monthly for every bloarder POLICY NUMBER TWO: add an instant messaging service to bloard POLICY NUMBER THREE: i will call a referendum to decide a bloard anthem that will play constantly whenever you open the site POLICY 4: posting education for new users, every post will be a good post no post deserves to go without +1's POLICY 5: stricter laws against people reading out other people's bloard posts in IRL and pretending they came up with them

garfield: ass lovin kitty

[quote=kingdad42;%2Fbloards%2Fgbs%2Ftopics%2Freal-talk-the-bloard-thread-with-a-strict-no-irony-policy%2Fposts%2F11367] I need to take care of this zit on my nose [/quote] give it a squeezin

i heard this was the only green the devs could afford after paying $30,000 for the domain name 'bloard.com'

:) [img]https://i.imgur.com/CjrsLkB.png[/img]

the famous bloard.com nintendo wii giveaway. anyone is welcome to enter

[quote=moog;%2Fbloards%2Fgbs%2Ftopics%2Freal-talk-the-bloard-thread-with-a-strict-no-irony-policy%2Fposts%2F11339] how many kinds are there... [/quote] quite a few i think, someone gave me the rundown once. theres like industrial goths, classic goths, rave goths etc, i think theres like a load of them, seems pretty in depth