[quote=jerry;%2Fbloards%2FbloaRP%2Ftopics%2Fthe-bloard-hardware-store-rp%2Fposts%2F10495]
*pick up a machete*
*Chops exactly 40% off of the propietors left arm*
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(talking through tears) "thats $7.50 please, thanks for shopping at the world famous travelling hardware store"
pigfoot_vermont
***MESSAGE FROM THE MODS: DO NOT BE MEAN TO THIS USER, THEY WILL CRY***
- PSA: going out of business sale, liquidating all stock everything 40% off 😞
- [quote=Chernip;%2Fbloards%2FbloaRP%2Ftopics%2Fthe-new-hardware-store-across-the-street%2Fposts%2F10489] As long as that material is going to Pigfoots it’s 50% off! I think we have an understand here :) [/quote] excellent more stock for my severly depleted inventory seeing as my store is so popular >:^)
- [quote=jerry;%2Fbloards%2FbloaRP%2Ftopics%2Fthe-bloard-hardware-store-rp%2Fposts%2F10479] *shoplifts an 8lb spool of lead solder* [/quote] another happy customer, fantastic
- [quote=Chernip;%2Fbloards%2FbloaRP%2Ftopics%2Fthe-new-hardware-store-across-the-street%2Fposts%2F10483] This spool of Solder has the Pigfoot Insignia... I’d recognize it anywhere... that of a Child Sitting in it’s Own Doodoo...! Where did this come from! [/quote] damn right its my solder, doesnt have any lead in it like the solder from that damn other store
- [quote=Chernip;%2Fbloards%2FbloaRP%2Ftopics%2Fthe-new-hardware-store-across-the-street%2Fposts%2F10467] Gonna need to ask this riff raff to get outta my store. Enough’s enough. This is a family establishment! If you wanna jack off and guzzle beer go to the dumpster of a store across the street! [/quote] its actually called "the world famous travelling hardware store" and its not a dumpster at all
- [quote=%E2%98%83;%2Fbloards%2FbloaRP%2Ftopics%2Fthe-bloard-hardware-store-rp%2Fposts%2F10464] "greetings kind merchant, i'd like to peruse your wares. please show me to your finest selection of axes... and mayhaps ye can fletch a few flight arrows to replenish my companions dwindling quiver?" [/quote] im not really sure what that is but im pretty sure we have it "in the back", i can spend 5 minutes looking for it in a small cupboard behind the till while a small queue of agitated customers builds up behind you if you'd like?
- [quote=jerry;%2Fbloards%2FbloaRP%2Ftopics%2Fthe-new-hardware-store-across-the-street%2Fposts%2F10461] *pushes over the spinner thing that has all the house key blanks In it* where the beer [/quote] probably at a better hardware store (i.e. mine) ☝☺✋
- garfield is a celibate buddhist, and i will hear no other answer.
- [quote=Chernip;%2Fbloards%2FbloaRP%2Ftopics%2Fthe-new-hardware-store-across-the-street%2Fposts%2F10443] H-hey! Pick up those 5-10 year old dvds! Those are classic straight to home release films! Who do you think you are!! [/quote] cant pick them up now, very busy, many thousands of customers wish to come to my store and i must serve them
- hmm yeah.... im just browsing this new hardware store hmm yeah.. and as it happens ive "accidentally" knocked over the spinning rack with all the dvds on , not a fan of this store myself i dont think....
- [quote=Chernip;%2Fbloards%2FbloaRP%2Ftopics%2Fthe-bloard-hardware-store-rp%2Fposts%2F10434] “I’ve been walking around for 15 minutes without seeing any employees to help me. Is something wrong here? Hello?” I said this 32 times in the store before leaving. On the way out I threw a punch at the cashier, I missed but he got the message. 3/10. [/quote] dont let the damn door hit your ass on the way out too, buddy
- [quote=dereklaserbeam;%2Fbloards%2FbloaRP%2Ftopics%2Fthe-bloard-hardware-store-rp%2Fposts%2F10431] I can spin it. Up my butt lmao [/quote] fuckin lol this guy's hired
- [quote=jerry;%2Fbloards%2FbloaRP%2Ftopics%2Fthe-bloard-hardware-store-rp%2Fposts%2F10423] yall gotany jobs [/quote] yes we need a guy to spin the sign around, its a big arrow with "famous traveling hardware store, known in 30 states and approved by the FDA, we sell hammers, tools and saws. next left turn" written on it. we expect you to be able to spin this sign with incredible speed and dexterity
- [quote=littleerik;%2Fbloards%2FbloaRP%2Ftopics%2Fthe-bloard-hardware-store-rp%2Fposts%2F10425] hey sir I am looking for some metal screens for a project I am working on. I'd also like some candy bars if you have any.. I'm thinking like those snickers ones with peanut butter? do you know the kind I mean? [/quote] [img]https://i.imgur.com/evBN4Di.jpg[/img] thats $15 please
- hi sorry guys i was at lunch. just form a queue or something and ill do all the orders when the card reader is on
- [img]https://i.imgur.com/ccXvQTU.png[/img]
- [quote=RaymondMoist;%2Fbloards%2Fgbs%2Ftopics%2Fa-psa%2Fposts%2F10338] so hamburger style? [/quote] hamburger is not an animal.
- sign me up for the list please but dont put me on the list itself put me at the top with a colon after my name so it looks like im the title........ please..
- upgrade banjowigwam to at least mid tier, i demand it
- cryptid: MortalDad the dad who will not ever die. you cant kill him.
- whole post is a sham. everything i have ever posted on here has been non ironic, i did it first. all my posts are truth
- [quote=yoshifanatic1488;%2Fbloards%2Fmusical_bloard%2Ftopics%2Fget-in-here-we-talkin-about-vidya-game-music%2Fposts%2F10141] mario [/quote] never heard of him.
- [img]https://i.imgur.com/ghCojFv.png[/img] huh....
- [quote=RaymondMoist;%2Fbloards%2Fgbs%2Ftopics%2Fcool-movies%2Fposts%2F10114] https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gJfBaXhmrzc [/quote] you expect us to believe this shit? You really think we would believe some sh*t like "red paint comes from rocks" or that they sent paint into space?? this film is ridiculous
- [quote=RaymondMoist;%2Fbloards%2Fgym_bloard%2Ftopics%2Fwelcum-to-gym-bloard%2Fposts%2F10102] ah yea hey, can't talk now. My fern garden has a lot of aphids g2g cya around. [/quote] haha yeah me too bro (huffs) , couldnt even talk if i wanted (puffs) im a bout to launch this ten thousand pound barbell right through the fucking gold's gym wall
- bloard juice can only be drunk from the mythic bloardstone chalice, otherwise you will disintegrate.
- [quote=orgamecha;%2Fbloards%2FGameing%2Ftopics%2Fi-will-write-you-d-d-character-sheet%2Fposts%2F10024] i dont want a dnd character sheet [/quote] you are the beast. your stats are incredibly powerful
- [quote=beefsnack;%2Fbloards%2Fgbs%2Ftopics%2Fim-beefsnack%2Fposts%2F10069] im pigfoot_vermont [/quote] that guy owes me a dollar
- taylor swift used to be on bloard she let us name her kitten "retarsd"
- [quote=beefsnack;%2Fbloards%2Fgbs%2Ftopics%2Fim-beefsnack%2Fposts%2F10029] proof? [/quote] i have banished you from france
- [quote=beefsnack;%2Fbloards%2Fgbs%2Ftopics%2Fim-beefsnack%2Fposts%2F10022] ⠀ [/quote] sure thing buddy, and im the queen of france
- holy shit. you were all so distracted by this crazy scenario you didnt even spot "wheres waldos" himself standing right in the middle of it
- the biscotti policy: that biscotti guy is banned from my nightclub, asshole , grabbing crotches, chests and asses
- [quote=jerry;%2Fbloards%2FGameing%2Ftopics%2Fi-will-write-you-d-d-character-sheet%2Fposts%2F9990] wow rail road much? i wanted to get creative with the hobbit murders... whatever... i shoot myself in the fucking face [/quote] *you roll 3, the bullet bounces off your chin and hits you in the foot*