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- sometimes it's best not to put negative energy and ideas out into the world. It can only lead to despair and suffering. For example, a thread about a huge bee in the car. In this scenario you have to pull over the car, and open all the windows, because there is a huge bee in the car.
- Leet Tier Bond Star Wars Tier the First John Wick Fast and the Furious Aliens 1 and 2 Second Tier Shawn of the Dead Night at the Museum Wes Anderson (first few films) Turd Tier Spaceballs Airplane 1 and 2 Kubrick that one director who said Marvel is not cinema forgot his name already Shit Tier: Subhuman Garbage The Person Reading This Post Star Trek Reboot
- BORING FLAMETROWER LMAO SO FUNNY SPACEBALLS REFERENCE I DOFF MY CAP TO YOU ELON GOOD SIR
- heirloom tomato, low quality mayonnaise, a custom roll, imported mustard, a p deece 5 figgies pale ale, pomme frites🍟 and oh yeah... bloard app on the android 😬
- *leans WAY back in chair, lighting a cigarette at the exact moment that this is posted, follow the bloardpoints
- but first, by good sirs, methinks, I must take a massive bong rip ☝ * puuuuuhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh blowing out a massive cloud of le weed vapour. Uh yeah. Not bad not bad my dudes.
- Ladies, let me be the first to say, welcome to bloard.
- the server is going to burst into flames unless we all pay ten bucks. Obviously, senior posters such as myself will be grandfathered in and will not have to pay.
- The potatoes were a bit oily. The bacon was of a lesser quality, but of course it was cooked perfectly. When I left, the server offered me a coffee to go, which I politely declined.
- [quote=wowneat;%2Fbloards%2Fgbs%2Ftopics%2Freal-talk-the-bloard-thread-with-a-strict-no-irony-policy%2Fposts%2F6692] posting from a waffle house, don't @ me [/quote] nice, what did you order? Last time I was there I sat the counter and had bacon and eggs. I was impressed. Friendly, attentive service, good coffee, perfect eggs, overall 4/5.
- [quote=Snooby;%2Fbloards%2Fgbs%2Ftopics%2Fjust-trying-to-kill-a-little-time%2Fposts%2F3690] Feel free to post in this thread if you need to kill some time. I just need to wait a few minutes so I'm making a thread on bloard real quick. [/quote] same
- ☺😁 just a friendly reminder: Don't forget to use youtube tags for youtube. (NOT URL tags!!!!!!!!) That way folks can see what the song is before they click the link. Thanks in advance
- what's bloard, precious?
- Meow says: June 20, 2017 at 6:00 pm The best actors in the world are Daffy Duck, Porky Pig, Bugs Bunny. Followed by Pepe’ Le Pew and Yosemite Sam! Plus Road Runner and Wile E. Coyote and so forth … Daniel Day Lewis cannot compete with them!!! Method actor my butt “Beep beep!”
- I have gotten a list of concerns from the legal department. I have translated these concerns into a clear set of common sense guidelines. I've also added a few items of my own. DON'Ts: 1) No lives should begin or end at Bloardcon. 2) We do not have a budget to bail anyone out of jail. Don't be that guy. #CLM 3) Do not throw large kegs off of tall buildings. Please talk to Bloardman and Virgiltexas for specific insights on this topic. 4) Do not have sex with another employee UNLESS a) you have asked that person for that privilege and they have responded with an emphatic "YES! I will have sex with you" AND b) the two (or more) of you do not work in the same chain of command. Yes, that means that Derek will be celibate on this trip. #CEOLife #FML 5) Drugs and narcotics will not be tolerated unless you have the appropriate medicinal licensing. 6) There will be a $200 puke charge for any public displays on the Shore Club premises. Shore Club will be required to send pictures as proof. 7) DO NOT TALK TO PRESS. Send all press inquiries to Bloardman - anoyes@Bloard.com Additionally, stay vigilant about making sure people don't infiltrate our event. If and when you find yourself talking to a non-Bloard (look for the wristband), keep confidential stuff confidential... no rev figures, driver figures, trip figures... don't talk about internal process, and don't talk about initiatives that have not already launched. ___________ DO's: 1) Have a great fucking time. This is a celebration! We've all earned it. 2) Share good music. Digital DJs are encouraged to share their beats poolside. 3) Go out of your way to meet as many of your fellow Bloardettos as you can. 4) If you haven't figured it out yet, Miami's transportation sucks ass. #Slang as many Miamians, drivers, influencers as you can as passionately as you can and let them know why Bloard will make this great city an even better place. Every slang matters. #MiamiNeedsBloard… 5) If someone asks to meet the CEO and Founder of Bloard, kindly introduce him to Bloardman.
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- [quote=%E2%98%83;%2Fbloards%2Fwhat%2Ftopics%2Fhuge-bee-in-the-car%2Fposts%2F2621] *all of the jokes from twitter and old bloard come in for a HUGE bee in the car* [/quote]
- REAL TALK: 1 2 3 4 5 ... next> last>>
- I'm sure you all know the old adage "bloard before you tweet". It pleases me to announce this new thread for brainstorming hot takes on current events. Feel free to post your ideas for hot takes, even if they're not quite ready yet for prime twitter. If a tweet shows promise, and pertains to events unfolding on twitter, you owe it to yourself, and to your bloard, to try and make it the best tweet it can be. Get a little feedback from your peers here at awareness and activism bloard. Remember the difference between a good tweet and a great one is subtle. There's no way to define greatness, just that you know it when you see it. If you don't see greatness in an tweet you're working on, you should post the tweet here anyway. There's a chance one of your peers here at awareness and activism bloard might be able to see the greatness that is hidden from you. Sometimes a simple change of perspective can make all the difference. With a spirit of friendliness and collaboration I invite all fellow bloarders to join in the discussion. I only ask that the trolls among us (They know who they are!) defer judgement on the tweets presented here. Remember, this space is for brainstorming, not for the presentation of fully formed tweets. Similarly, I would invite all posters to post without fear of "fail" or of "getting owned". We must crawl before we walk, and dream before we can fly. Friends, come fly with me.
- I try to talk to girls and hang out with girls but it's difficult- As I find myself CONSTANTLY having to reapply my Burt's Bees
- [SCENE: Doggy Day Care Place, Interior] DEREK: Wow there's a lot of dogs at the gym today! [starts doing squat thrusts]