taking a quick measure of the genoius levels confirmed by bloard so far:
1). Nick Eweluh Tesla (Tesla as in electronic car)
- 77.3% genous
2,)) Stepto Hunking
- 54.75 Genioius
#), Breaking Bad Guy
- 31.9% Jeans
imo this is a great place to start to compare anyone else against. the more data points we get in this set the better we will be able to define various geniouses levels.
haunted_shrub
- I only drink oat milk now and i get enough from the store. So i do not need a sibling to live with me just to squit milk into a jug for me. more power to you though pf. milk that sister tity buddy!!!
- i post on bloard so that automatically means i had a higher bmi than average. so maybe not shredded. but im going to get into good enough shape to have to shake random bloard babes off my biceps i didn't even realize are there when im walking up the steps to my house by this time next year
- i rent a house with a basement and i don't have enough bullshit to fill it up. so i turned that into a "home gym" awhile ago. in reality it is a treadmill, a weight bench w/ olympic bar + plates and squat rack, and a bunch of foam mats to do bodyweight stuff on. forgot to mention i have a tv on the wall down there so i can pull up pics of erik and kingdad for inspiration mid-workout long story short, this is the only stuff i have been using to workout for years so quarantine didn't change anything. i have however been doing a lot more bodyweight stuff in my home office, since i also worked from home before this shit. current sched since i'm on a cut cycle - running 5mph treadmill 5k mon/wed/fri, running 4mph 3k tues/thurs, 5x5 squats/rows/benches using weight bench tues/thurs, 5x5 leg curls tues/thurs. 7 days a week i am doing 100 cross body crunches and 50 pushups, those counts swap every other week. the home office workout stuff has been 20 desk dips, 20 desk pushups, 20 lunges 5 days a week at 11AM and 4PM. if im gonna be trapped at home then im going to get fucking hot during this shit. see me in 6 months w/ every bloard babe hanging onto my huge biceps.
- pigfoot recently [url=https://twitter.com/pigfoot_vermont/status/1252630167287205897]tweeted[/url] that you might be a genious and not even know it. well that made me think, if theres one group of people that would be able to determine if someone is a legendary genooisu it would be bloarders. So lets use this thread to determine the GEnoius levels of various people. I'll start: [b]Steven Hulking[/b] [b]Pros[/b]: 1) Knew a lot about math or whatever. Might have been pretty good with a telescope. [b]Cons[/b]: 1) never changed his computer voice to a buttery smooth Siri. Kept the default windows 95 text to speech voice. 2) never used his big brain to travel through a black hole 3) never used his big brain to install hydraulics on his wheelchair [b]Conclusion[/b]: A lot of potential here, but ultimately i think Stephton Hucken failed to live up to it. [b]Genoius raiting[/b]: 54.7%
- suchin' on my tities like you're wantin' me callin' me (such - in) (tighties)
- i found mine actually. its in the woods. come to think of it... it's right by your house
- You can drive gravedigger but every government in the world issues an emergency Super Monster Truck to all people on earth except for regular monster truck drivers I wish i could have a nice time posting on bloard with my friends
- just wrote this to capture my internal sadness Dibidi ba didi dou dou Di ba didi dou Didi didldildidldidl houdihoudi dey dou Dibidi ba didi dou dou Di ba didi dou Didi didldildidldidl houdihoudi dey dou Here we go Dibidi ba didi dou dou Di ba didi dou Didi didldildidldidl houdihoudi dey dou Dibidi ba didi dou dou Di ba didi dou Didi didldildidldidl houdihoudi dey dou That's it Dibidi ba didi dou dou Di ba didi dou Didi didldildidldidl houdihoudi dey dou Dibidi ba didi dou dou Di ba didi dou Didi didldildidldidi houdihoudi dey dou That's all, all right Everybody now here we go It's a brand new version of the do see do Just stomp you feet and clap your hands Come on everybody it's the hampsterdance Bounce in time, to the beat Hey, you don't even have to move your feet Just shake your thing, let me see you move Now spin around and feel the groove Yee ha! let's try it Dibidi ba didi dou dou Di ba didi dou Didi didldildidldidl houdihoudi dey dou Dibidi ba didi dou dou Di ba didi dou Didi didldildidldidl houdihoudi dey dou You're catching on Dibidi ba didi dou dou Di ba didi dou Didi didldildidldidl houdihoudi dey dou Dibidi ba didi dou dou Di ba didi dou Didi didldildidldidl houdihoudi dey dou Terrific come on everybody clap your hands Come on everybody it's the hamsterdance Come on everybody cla clap your hands Come on everybody it's the hamsterdance Here comes the music yee ha! Dibidi ba didi dou dou Di ba didi dou Didi didldildidldidl houdihoudi dey dou Dibidi ba didi dou dou Di ba didi dou Didi didldildidldidl houdihoudi dey dou Ha ha ha ha ha
- ah yes waiter i would like to order one big noodle full of sauce that i have to suck on until the sauce erupts out of iT
- Red barn pony- graze the straw growing on lone star soil. Life is a gallop and a kick against your neighbors' deadwood. Your master has a swayback metal roof to climb you on, and a hundert year old ground to plow for nuthin'. In between your velvet ears all the world is contained in a pack of coyote yips. i'm fucking gay bitch.
- i'm going to buy a gun and shoot my modem if pigfoot actually gets a flail today
- been drinking a lot of water lately and had a nice almost clear peepee just now
- https://forms.gle/46zYmXmwUXSFi5kW7
- (thinking to myself) hmm he's going to expect a post saying i'm dead so i should subvert that... but... how???? (out loud) i haven't been born yet
- i fucking love asparagus and it makes me peepee smell like doodoo goat cheese is fucking heavenly and it tastes mild and smooth cilantro blows ass. it tastes like licking a chlorine tablet
- [quote=moog;%2Fbloards%2Fgbs%2Ftopics%2Finterruption-in-production-schedule%2Fposts%2F12363] bloard [/quote] thats incorrect
- there was a single ant on my desk this morning. i searched everywhere for its friends but didn't find any, but this is just the first of many incursions they'll make this season. luckily there was a giant fucking spider on my door that jumped away when i was trying to take it outside and i lost it, so hopefully that guy eats all these little fuckers
- this post goes very hard love from bloard π΄ i hate women so much itβs unreal
- i'm going to mail a box of live ants to everyone in this thread thats pro ant.
- [quote=the%20hot%20dog%20king;%2Fbloards%2Fgbs%2Ftopics%2Fwhat-for-breakfast%2Fposts%2F12303] apple fritter & coffee with stevia [/quote] replacing stevia with sativa sounds really nice. thats gonna be my saturday breakfast
- iβm gonna help moog study for his autism test
- love have eggs this morn. eggs such good food, make mine curl face hole side (both). whom eats eggs, will make good life. lets give eggs good word post. π₯π³π₯π³ edit: eggs wife, good life
- [quote=the%20hot%20dog%20king;%2Fbloards%2Fgbs%2Ftopics%2Fsaturday-night-bloard%2Fposts%2F12188] i'm busting a freakin nut πππΉ [/quote] what's his name
- putting together an ikea filing cabinet and puffing away on a joint because i'm WILD and its SATURDAY NIGHT BLOARD
- don't like that emoji combo ever since i was in that group dm with some edgelord mullen 4chan guys
- gotta do some after hours work tonight and ill be listening to this the whole time. thank you derek
- im lying on a hot rock in the sun to heat up my blood. im using my nearly prehensile tongue to eat a fly off my bulbous eyeball.
- [youtube]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jcq5NlYz1PU[/youtube]
- i like when he said βim gonna fuck the batβ and then did