Holy shit bean is here! The superstar of bloard has arrived!
Claire!!!!!!!
- Post your swords in this thread ⚔️ [img]https://i.imgur.com/kbATvg0.jpg[/img]
- Gonna rock it up Roll it up Do it all, have a ball Saturday night Saturday night S-S-S-Saturday night S-S-S-Saturday night S-S-S-Saturday night S-A-T-U-R-D-A-Y night! S-A-T-U-R-D-A-Y night! S-A-T-U-R-D-A-Y night! S-A-T-U-R-D-A-Y night!
- [quote=Mister%20Spigetti;%2Fbloards%2Fgbs%2Ftopics%2Fi-am-now-the-bloard-president%2Fposts%2F11508] I did not approve you being Horny bloard queen but I probably would have if you consulted me before hand :( But I admire your dedication of being willing to die for Horny bloard so I've got a lot to think about [/quote] I was nominated for this position but I’m sorry that you weren’t aware of it 🥺 https://bloard.com/bloards/Horny_bloard/topics/end-times/posts/10847
- Cum and gas on their own are perfectly healthy and wonderful, but cum gas is ruining our environment and I won’t stand for it
- KD might be the President but I’m the Queen of Horny Bloard and I would *die* for that filthy hellhole
- Please do not vote for me to be the President of Bloard or the Vice President of Bloard or the Queen of Bloard or the Lord of Bloard or anything like that. I am simply not cut out for managerial work!
- I thought the title “Bloard!” was pretty eye-catching and there are just some great vibes in here :)
- Also, and I won’t say this again, but you guys need to double check how you’re spelling temperamental, because I do in fact know how to spell it
- Can’t think of a better way to spend Saturday night than sitting silently in the foyer in front of the terrifying emojis on the wall drinking cheap wine and contemplating my life choices
- The pool is peens... don’t pee in, on, or around peens please
- It’s Saturday Night! Time to hang out on bloard with all my friends and just get hammered! Let's celebrate being lucky and have a damn good time! Join us for three hours of pure fun. We are going to have a fun time! We want to laugh and dance and see great things happen. We want to be like you! And of course, we want to get to know all of you more. We are going to have some fun with friends and friends of our friends! We are going to eat amazing food, have tons of drinks and a beautiful pool.
- There’s only one kind of wind you can create yourself, and that’s the most special gust of them all imo
- [quote=pigfoot_vermont;%2Fbloards%2Fwind_bloard%2Ftopics%2Fwind-bloard%2Fposts%2F11103] lovely looking decor, very nice 😌 [/quote] Thank you this is my home and it isn’t windy at all in here ☺️
- [quote=haunted_shrub;%2Fbloards%2Fwind_bloard%2Ftopics%2Fwind-bloard%2Fposts%2F11102] [img]https://i.imgur.com/okzvaLO.jpg[/img] [/quote] 😟 If I get banned from wine_bloard on the day it was created I will have a nervous breakdown
- [quote=pigfoot_vermont;%2Fbloards%2FHorny_bloard%2Ftopics%2Fend-times%2Fposts%2F10857] my idea im going to pitch: have a collection box for the nudes like they do in the churches [/quote] Good idea. I’ll just collect all the nudes at the end of the day, curate them, and then do something horny with them.
- I regretfully also nominate myself to be the queen of the horny museum. First order of business is to figure out where all the nudes are...
- Saturday Night Bloard, the last remaining refuge of Phage 😢
- Every body is beautiful in its own way! We’re all shirtless and free in this metaphorical hot tub :))
- Can I please be your friend? If not that’s ok too...
- Thanks they’re in the air apparently so I’m going to die but I had fun overall
- I don’t even like peabuts so as usual I get the last laugh 😏
- Thank you phage and moog for being respectful. I’ve just removed my shirt at work and it’s going great!
- [quote=beefsnack;%2Fbloards%2Fgbs%2Ftopics%2Fthe-bloard-thread-with-a-no-shirt-policy%2Fposts%2F8123] I HATE WOMEN SO MUCH [/quote] You’re in a woman’s thread! Get out!!! Also I know you’re secretly wearing a shirt! 😡
- [quote=blandkidneystone;%2Fbloards%2Fgbs%2Ftopics%2Ffukcing-hate-women%2Fposts%2F8121] I am a women, and I will bloard y'all up [/quote] Let’s team up to bloard the hell out of these boys
- [quote=beefsnack;%2Fbloards%2Fgbs%2Ftopics%2Ffukcing-hate-women%2Fposts%2F8056] whaddya ganna do!! ur not a CHAD so u have no WAY of defaeeting me a superior species!! a MALE get PWn#pWND!! [/quote] I’m bigger than you, I’m bloarder than you, and I’ll beat the ever-living shit out of any incel boy who gets in my way