yeah it rules. never tried yume nikki thiough.
bug deal
- Howdy i'm the sheriff of bloarding (imagine a lot of emojis in the shape ofa cool sheriff whose details signify bloard somehow)
- it’s cool that the way upbloards work the top posts are clinched forever in the first few months before the active user count settles well below the top number of +s. until leh0n erases everything and rebloots it again and gets a few good posters to do it all again before most of them get blored and leave
- not really; its a very basic bloard technique upon which the more advanced bloard spells are based. You'd know this if you attended bloard u
- derek is a controlled substance and can't legally be traded or possessed
- [quote=kingdad42;%2Fbloards%2Fgbs%2Ftopics%2Flist-your-top-3-talents%2Fposts%2F7783] getting "hair" cut is the act of cutting the many, which have formed into one entity it is grammatically correct, because i freaking said so [/quote] sounds like your brain is caked up with weed nugs. maybe you should clean it with acid
- [quote=kingdad42;%2Fbloards%2Fgbs%2Ftopics%2Fback-from-a-trip%2Fposts%2F7782] they call it acid because it eats away at your brain and makes you stupid as hell, smoke some mother freakin w33d d00b1es instead!!!! [/quote] there's a reason they call it dope and I'll let you know if I figure out what it is.
- proper grammar would be “getting hairs cut” *sighs and presses post as I feel my standards lower onto the floor*
- To be clear, I CANNOT ride a bike with no handlebars. That's one of the lyrics of the song under discussion, not one of my talents.
- I can ride a bike with no handlebars.... I only heard that song like twice in college when one of my friends would play it to annoy another friend who hated it. Thanks. My talent is remembering this one thing.
- I cant believe a dungeon made you suck your own dick and pull a key out of a guys ass. You normally wouldnt do that kind of thing. Lol.
- lets start dating each other while we wait for the women to come around
- [quote=moog;%2Fbloards%2Fgbs%2Ftopics%2Fdream-thread%2Fposts%2F7700] i used to have dreams about pig people with pig heeads and people bodies and it used to scare the ass out of me [/quote] I'm putting the ass back into you
- [quote=i'ts%20good;%2Fbloards%2Fgbs%2Ftopics%2Fhoppy-halloween%2Fposts%2F7644] how do i beat jevil. how do i dodge the circle spade attack [/quote] I havent beaten the fight but I can dodge a few waves of this attack by going in a circle the same direction as the spades. when they switch directions though you got to follow quickly.
- [quote=dereklaserbeam;%2Fbloards%2Fgbs%2Ftopics%2Fcrime-bloard%2Fposts%2F7670] I jacked my pecker clean off [/quote] welcome to an exciting new world
- [quote=kingdad42;%2Fbloards%2Fgbs%2Ftopics%2Freal-talk-the-bloard-thread-with-a-strict-no-irony-policy%2Fposts%2F7665] it gets easier when you get older, but yes [/quote] I'm old as shit and it's only gotten worse!
- [quote=hillips;%2Fbloards%2FbloaRP%2Ftopics%2Fthe-bloard-hardware-store-rp%2Fposts%2F7638] *breathes in pine aroma [/quote] same. I'm here for the smell
- neck is booming right now. neck is blowing up. if you didn't invest everything in neck you must feel like an irredeemable fool.
- im 1000000 years old. ah shit, this is the no irony thread. I'm sorry everyone.
- yeah they’re good, at sucking ass and sucking shit from an ass.
- just a friendly suggestion from shit person bug deal who should be destroyed.
- [quote=hillips;%2Fbloards%2Fbloard%2Ftopics%2Fthinking-of-getting-a-long-neck%2Fposts%2F7471] seems like a hassle. you'd also have to also get long arms, long legs... long everything! who has time for all that? [/quote] you don't need all that. just put everything in neck.
- the bloard guy smokes weed? I should do that too –millions of impressionable children
- i like video game music and i listen to it almost exclusively. there’s way too much good stuff to post so i’ll just put this one for now. i got reminded about it due to the recent mega man discourse. [youtube]wfvpNd56yrY[/youtube] it’s one of them extended videos but just make sure to hear the full loop (about 1:30)
- bad ass text. I know I'm invoking the hex with this post but I had to say it