[i slowly remove my 9pm-12pm aviator sunglasses ] what the fucg is up My good bihc ...you here for some tecnho? [the bouncer smiles and gestures for me to enter] [the Industrial Klub basement is full of half nude ravers and the music is PUMPING just BLASTINg] you mind cranking up the bass? i ask the DJ. what is this? early autechre? [i spit on the floor]

[img]https://i.ytimg.com/vi/VYrFnW8jpWA/hqdefault.jpg[/img] fuckin thread SUCKS

[starts bloarding]

*cop starts bloarding*

basically techno is either unfathomably cool or gay as shit and never anything in between

It's 12:00 PM on a Thursday, date August 17, 2017. I log on to Bloard dot com to see what all of my chums are talking about. I notice there's a thread about techno music by slow learner. I think to myself, "hey, I like techno music. I like how it goes thump thump thump and sometimes tshh tshh tshh. this seems like the perfect thread for me to reply to." but then I realize, I have two options here: 1. I could either be perfectly sincere and non-ironic and name some of my favorite techno producers (Underground Resistance, Drexciya, Robert Armani, etc.) to get some sort of discussion going and maybe get a techno sub-community happening on the site or 2. Type out a 100% ironic, potentially really funny reply that'll fit the absurdist nature of the forum. Something that will give me a fuckton of green plusses in return. I make my decision after hours of hard thinking and reading my worn-out copy of Gravity's Rainbow. I type out my reply: "you mean like animal collective yes"

[quote=Marcel;%2Fbloards%2Fmusical_bloard%2Ftopics%2Fwho-in2-t-e-c-h-n-o-musioq%2Fposts%2F3687] It's 12:00 PM on a Thursday, date August 17, 2017. I log on to Bloard dot com to see what all of my chums are talking about. I notice there's a thread about techno music by slow learner. I think to myself, "hey, I like techno music. I like how it goes thump thump thump and sometimes tshh tshh tshh. this seems like the perfect thread for me to reply to." but then I realize, I have two options here: 1. I could either be perfectly sincere and non-ironic and name some of my favorite techno producers (Underground Resistance, Drexciya, Robert Armani, etc.) to get some sort of discussion going and maybe get a techno sub-community happening on the site or 2. Type out a 100% ironic, potentially really funny reply that'll fit the absurdist nature of the forum. Something that will give me a fuckton of green plusses in return. I make my decision after hours of hard thinking and reading my worn-out copy of Gravity's Rainbow. I type out my reply: "you mean like animal collective yes" [/quote] i go back in time before you did any of that shit and shoot you in the head

Oh my

bloard is a forum of peace

Drexciya EPs way better than Drexciya albums

thats like saying panda bears is s beter than animal collective, a seminal techno music group....

[quote=Marcel;%2Fbloards%2Fmusical_bloard%2Ftopics%2Fwho-in2-t-e-c-h-n-o-musioq%2Fposts%2F3700] thats like saying panda bears is s beter than animal collective, a seminal techno music group.... [/quote] the only front to back good AnCo album is Spirit they gone and mayyybe Danse Manatee ..straw jam on a good day...rest is fluff ...PB is liike good. he's good. too many sound effects instead of melodies ..he's no John Maus