u know i had to do it to em

we need a mcfreaking downvote button!

I mean, how else you gonna get the damn thing clean??

I have never once soaked my wiener and I am a better man for it

i've soaped my wiener a few times

wiener status: soap'd will update tomorrow with the current wiener status

shampoo is a absolutely delightful wiener cleanser

#NoPoo

one ⏰ i soaped ⬆️ my 🍆 but then i got a 🍖 so i never soap ⬆️ my 🍌 anymore for 😰 that i may once again get 🗿 hard.