i wanta debate... is he real or fiction??? my bro says hes real but i doubt it..... help!!

how can anyone visit so many houses in one night. think about it. that would take tremendous power. of course he’s real

[quote=bug%20deal;%2Fbloards%2Fgbs%2Ftopics%2Fsanta%2Fposts%2F7978] how can anyone visit so many houses in one night. think about it. that would take tremendous power. of course he’s real [/quote] not an argument!! if someone that much power i think hed go on the news and use it more... and he doesnt!1 not true #prove itaethestist

He doesn’t like that type of publicity. He’s a gorilla type marketer. He would rather whip kids up into a frenzy using the hollywood hype machine than be in the spotlight himself. (Most people don’t know this but he suffered insane burns and shrapnel injuries to his face during the iraq war).

theres a documentary in which its scientifically proven he exists because the us postal service (an infallible body) recognizes a human being to be santa claus. therefore he must be real. qed

here beat this:. santa is really fat how does he fly that fast?? hmm?? yea thought so.

his fat gut is where he actually stores his propellant

[quote=moog;%2Fbloards%2Fgbs%2Ftopics%2Fsanta%2Fposts%2F7991] his fat gut is where he actually stores his propellant [/quote] well how does he propel himself then?? ?? dubmass

he uses his magic reindeer to fly around. they pull his fucking sleigh which is why he can go so fast. his belly isnt full of propell ant, just merriment and holiday cheer.. for fucks sake. this should be obvious

[img]https://i.imgur.com/pwR1e9t.png[/img] fricking lier hillips !! u betray me with 60 kilogram per second you cant go over whole america and europe!! fucking noob

THat's the running speed, not the flight speed.

Ever seen a reindeer fly? No! It’s because they’re too damn fast

[quote=bug%20deal;%2Fbloards%2Fgbs%2Ftopics%2Fsanta%2Fposts%2F8003] THat's the running speed, not the flight speed. [/quote] then prove the fleight speed of reindeir

[quote=beefsnack;%2Fbloards%2Fgbs%2Ftopics%2Fsanta%2Fposts%2F8010] then prove the fleight speed of reindeir [/quote] it ranges between 40 and 53 units of fast

prove it yourself... I'm busy.

*ssh*le

i like dutch santa claws way more anyway... : racist claus aka sinterklaas (look it up!!)

his fat ass flies so fast because mrs klaus is about to throw out his golf clubs and beer while hes gone LMFAO