Hi, men, I know everyone who posts here has a peen. I just want tos ay that I'm looking for a replacement for my broken hymen. Someone misused it andi t's very fragile. It;s so fragile that T Reznor wrote about it in a alubm he wrote, which I find super insipriing. Please, I'm on my knees begging if you know how to repair the broken part of me please dm if you know where I can get a new one I will repay you with whatever you want please, kathryn

*watches boyfriend rise to ceiling* I love high men *tokes up on some dicc* full body high/men *while surfing, raises hand in a room with five men in it* hang ten, high five men! *switch to camera 2* KATHRYN, facing camera: But realizing my boyfriend hacked my Apple Macbook Pro? Now that's priceless. sponsored by Apple

holy ... hell yeah... keep goin!!

whats a hyena

[quote=dereklaserbeam;%2Fbloards%2Fgbs%2Ftopics%2Fhymen-issues%2Fposts%2F690] easy peasy, I was raised in the mormon religion and as such, i will simply bless your broken hymen with some holy oils and joseph smith will make it like new. all that i ask is that you become one of my many wives and you also must wear the special underwear that I provide u. tia. [/quote] thanks but no thanks. I'm interested in hymen? not harem. also I can't pronoucne big words like melchizedek on my period. can I borrow some oil to cook veggies with

my peen is broken, and yet I must fucc

ah, the broken peen fucc paradox. anyway, the [looking at perfectly legible writing on my non-sweaty palm] HYMEN, is a protective barriar of the vagina. think Jabu Jabu's belly

(hands Derek a dianetics book and pats him on the shoulder) here you go friend. this is all you need...

jesus christ

JC Denton is cool

15 posts in this shitty thread and i still dont know what a himalayan is

lol