plugged my dog's tail into an outlet to see if it would turn into a dryer as per ☃'s suggestion. nothing happened as we (myself and my friends, as we together are an investigative troupe) were in an abandoned insane asylum and there was no electricity to be found in the building. however we believe that the sounds the locals report coming from the asylum are from small speakers strategically placed to keep passers-by out for other perhaps nefarious activities. we also have some grainy footage of old man jenkins on the asylum grounds at odd hours, and we believe he may be up to something if not related to the strange reports given to us by the locals. anyway, my dog is still a dog and is not a dryer, so it appears that i cannot help you with your problem, OP.

[quote=kim_jong_skillz;%2Fbloards%2Fgbs%2Ftopics%2Freal-talk-the-bloard-thread-with-a-strict-no-irony-policy%2Fposts%2F6657] i'm hating a lot of the stupid shit i see on twitter im not sure if im just being bitter but these freaks are pissing me off [/quote] case in point why i'm only rarely on social media at all. it's entirely hair-graying if you're high in personality trait neuroticism like me. 95th percentile right here. very bad stuff.

i'd be raising some serious cain if i were you, BD pizza: local places are generally better than chains (not always). my local joint spoils me to bits with its fixins. college towns generally are good places to find good pizza. except champaign, il. they said papa del's there was the jam. it was most definitely NOT the jam. my favorite pizza joint closed, it was the one in my old college town. very sad. they would caramelize an entire slab of cheese on top of the darn thing. wasn't even chicago style but a medium could still feed a family of 4 with leftovers. shit was the bomb. there's this place in toledo called pizza cat which is pretty good but its in a shady area - namely, it's in toledo. it's also run by weirdos but they make a decent pie.

current book: oblivion by david foster wallace (i'm too stupid to "get it", i'm only realizing now my inability to fully comprehend difficult story construction and allusion especially in the postmodern american english style, which i am starting to become more annoyed of than enamoured by as i have found my peers who are into literature) current workout: today is arms/upper body. going to see if the trainer girl makes my shaky and nervous bowels loose again ahha. h

[quote=%E2%98%83;%2Fbloards%2FRecipes%2Ftopics%2Fscreaming-to-relieve-anger-from-people-posting-irony-in-the-no-irony-thread%2Fposts%2F2536] on a slice of plain white thread add: • 1 part irony • 1 part concern trolling shake uncontrollably for 2 hours [/quote] classic

it's one of those "WHAT THE FUCK AM I DOING WITH MY LIFE AHHHHHHHHHHH FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH ME" kind of nights, you know? kingdad are you a deustchermann living in den USA? i kind of get that feeling (no bully, i never look at stuff on twitter so i don't know the talk of the town - i didn't even know swann was gone until someone mentioned it on here)

i think chernip got grounded again. i wonder if he misses the posts.

tfw you were originally uninterested in a girl, figure out she has a bf anyway, and suddenly your stupid 7th-grader-drooling-with-braces-and-acne part of your brain bursts forth in all its un-glory every time you see her. ugh. [quote=moog;%2Fbloards%2Fgbs%2Ftopics%2Freal-talk-the-bloard-thread-with-a-strict-no-irony-policy%2Fposts%2F6568] Amphetamines [/quote] my body can hardly handle alcohol anymore. plus i did adderal and all that other nonsense in college and all it did was made me sweat and unable to sleep. didn't help me concentrate at all.

[quote=bug%20deal;%2Fbloards%2Fmusical_bloard%2Ftopics%2Fpost-you-re-favourite-song-right-now-from-this-week-in-yor-life%2Fposts%2F6595] I only listen to video game music for children . [/quote] children are raving about this one right here: https://soundcloud.com/shnabubula/sets/mario-3-alternate-reality

https://soundcloud.com/commodorekulor/stillplayingmarionsf

[quote=hillips;%2Fbloards%2Fgbs%2Ftopics%2Fgummy-bears-or-gummy-cokes-or-other%2Fposts%2F6584] in case you think theyre bad: get a clue [/quote] the clue is that you +1 my posts, so they too must be vile

he probably didn't hear me because he got that soymilk going in one ear and chapo trap house goin in the other. hahahaha i'm just kiddin

oh i forgot to click it haha my bad dudes. here i'm goign to fix kingdad's hog first and then i'll get to clickin'. kingdad where you at mate. give me that hog

[quote=hillips;%2Fbloards%2Fgbs%2Ftopics%2Fwelcum-to-the-incoming-torrent-of-super-hot-north-korean-bloard-babes%2Fposts%2F6565] ↖ click the plus [/quote] this thread isn't all about you, hillips. please keep the Blabes (Bloard Babes) in mind. on second thought maybe i will give it a little click. just one though.

i wish motivation came in ingestible packets or something

getting my hog ready

what happened to yoshifan btw?

i don't want to reply to this thread but i can't break my winning streak now

[quote=dereklaserbeam;%2Fbloards%2Fgbs%2Ftopics%2Ftier-list-of-bloarders-who-posted-exactly-once-then-logged-out-forever%2Fposts%2F6525] lol blo(wh)ard is my friend josh. i forgot he posted on here. [/quote] whats josh up to these days

i want to go to bed, but i'm not tired. i can't remember the last time i woke up rested. i get the feeling that by the time i'm 40, i won't even know what "sleep" is other than closing my eyes and trying not to think for 30 minutes.

In this thread, we prepare the Welcome Mat for the Newly Released North Korean Bloard Babes from their Captivity of Not having Anime, Nintendo, or Chick-Fil-A. What do you say, my fellow Bloardies? 도날드 트럼프 고맙습니다!!!

also here's a fun one: try doing cardio when you're extremely nervous

wwe really need that SLAM button, don't we

[quote=meatbot;%2Fbloards%2Fgym_bloard%2Ftopics%2Fwelcum-to-gym-bloard%2Fposts%2F6503] I'm thinking about never working out again in my life [/quote] smart move, if you're a fucking beta soyboy incel 👈👈👈😂😂😂😂hitler

[quote=pigfoot_vermont;%2Fbloards%2Fgbs%2Ftopics%2Ftinder%2Fposts%2F6493] tinder?? i hardly know ‘er! haha 😛 [/quote] [img]https://i.imgur.com/UnbCr37.png[/img]

please keep the irony to the minimum, fellas. we can't desecrate this holy zone, this sanctuary for our delicate and frail emotions...

i joined bloardnr today, got matched with a bunch of ants, say they're coming to get me. what should i do?

twitter just seems like a big, easily avoidable hassle tbqh

[quote=dereklaserbeam;%2Fbloards%2Fgbs%2Ftopics%2Ftinder%2Fposts%2F6478] i met my gf on yahoo personals 😎 [/quote] what s his name

Why can't i sleep

Online dating is a joke and is actually sad, much like bloard

*gets hit in the dick with a hard moldy muffin* ow, my dick!

[quote=%E2%98%83;%2Fbloards%2Fgbs%2Ftopics%2Ftinder%2Fposts%2F3314] i dont have a cell phone [/quote] good for you, dude.

i want to type a lot of stuff, but it feels very masturbatory. hope all you bloardies are hangin in there.

didn't end up shitting at the jim today. [quote=kingdad42;%2Fbloards%2Fgym_bloard%2Ftopics%2Fwelcum-to-gym-bloard%2Fposts%2F6441] it also suffers from joss whedon's stupid quippy writing style, which i abhor. [/quote] this

going to the gym after i take a shit hell, might even shit there, as well.

i'm fairly certain moog looks exactly like his avatar irl

*ssshhhcktsssssss* I open the can of alcoholic sugar water, and begin my Bloard badposting spree under its diabetes-inducing spell... [img]https://i.imgur.com/n1zbs3R.jpg[/img]

also my current workout regiment is 4 days on 1 day off in the following order: 1. arms/shoulders/upper body general 2. leg day 3. core day + deadlifts 4. stronglifts day (bench + barbell row + squat + deadlift) 5. try not to cry in my eternal stinky pit of loneliness (aka my bed) day [repeat]

[quote=toilet%20man;%2Fbloards%2Fgym_bloard%2Ftopics%2Fwelcum-to-gym-bloard%2Fposts%2F5938] lifted some sploosh, pulled some springs, hammered some barrels, rocked some rocks, plowed some wheat, swung some tanks, racked some pins, hit some fences, rolled some tools, fetched some meat, today at the gym [/quote] i often times come back to this thread just for this post, it's kino af