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Assassins Creed Spiderman

There are sour gummy colas?!

Gummy colas are better than gummy bears. Sometimes I prefer gummy worms over gummy colas but that doesn't happen often. If you like sour candy, sour keys are the best sour gummy candy. Swedish berries are okay I guess. Costco sells sour dinosaurs that I remember being the shit when I was a kid but they might have changed the recipe, I don't know.

Funny you should mention bro, because you're a son to every member of the bloard family. Prepare to die!

I logged onto bloard. I didnt know where I was at first just that I logged online to bloard. And almost immediately I felt sorry. Cuz I didnt think you would post in my thread. No matter what I could do or say. Just that I didnt think you would post in my thread. With or without my best intentions. And whatever happened to a bloard friend. The kind of guy who upbloards all your good posts. And whatever happened to a bloard friend. The kind of guy that upbloards cuz he means it. I want a bloard friend. I want a bloard friend. I want all that stupid old shit like upbloards and thread bumps. Upbloards and thread bumps.

The rule around here is that if you want Kingdad42 to respect you you have to kick his ass. It's a rite of paaaage we've all had to complete except for yoshifanatic, who couldn't do it because he has flippers for limbs. His mom took the medicine that gives you mutations when she was pregnant with him so he's shaped like a dolphin.

Teach me how to bloard dance teach me teach me how to bloard dance. Lol like teach me how to dougie.

Sorry to hear buddy.

What the fuck is that supposed to mean?

Hogdog

I slapped the mailman on the belly and now I have to go to court

What does the 4th E stand for?

IT'S NOT ME!!!

[quote=kingdad42;%2Fbloards%2FHi_all_Ralp_here_welcome_to_my_Bloard%2Ftopics%2Fpost-quality%2Fposts%2F3105] Tracing post IP.... Target acquired.... Location: Canada.... Triangulating............. Accessing security cameras..... Target located..... Image uploading.... [img]http://i.imgur.com/VsILC0A.png[/img] [/quote] That's not me... Please everybody, you guys have to believe me. That picture isn't me. Please believe me.

Great post, KD. Something I'd like to add: Fuck you.l

Spigetti, congratulations on your new status as Bloard's good boy.

I forgot about bloard.

I'm sick so I can't go to the gym.

I have a coworker who bikes and I know a couple guys in the big city who bike. One guy fixes them as a hobby and one of his bikes cost about $1300. Fuck you bloardman

Alright, so I've been trying to work bloard into conversations with my coworkers. I'll give you an example of an exchange I had the other day to give the rest of you some inspiration for how to introduce the idea of bloard to the people around you. I simply took advantage of the conversation being about websites to "bloardinate", if you will, my coworkers. Me: You know, I'm a member of a website. Coworker: Oh yeah? Me: Yeah. Bloard dot com. Coworker: What? Me: Bloard dot com. Coworker: I don't know what you're saying. Me: Bloard dot com. Coworker: Are you saying "War"? Me: No. Bloard dot com. Coworker: Bloarg dot com? Me: Bloard dot com. Coworker: "Bloard dot com"? Me: Yeah. Coworker: [laughing] Me: It's sick. Coworker: What is bloard dot com? Me: We just shoot the shit on there. Coworker: Alright.

Im yolk

What is Super Mario?

I'm gay

Let's just have a site advertising joinbloard.com that directly links to bloard so people can skip the unnecessary steps.

Just signed up on joinbloard.com

I went and told my parents about bloard

My secret weapon is not retardation, it has yet to be revealed. Please stop. Also, I will win

This war isn't over until I say it's over. I have yet to reveal my secret weapon. You have no idea what lies in store...

Muurdered*

They killed her off. She was murderes

With Jessica on our side the war is all but won. Those of you with any brains will get with the winning team while the gettins good

[quote=jerry;%2Fbloards%2Fgbs%2Ftopics%2Fbloard-war%2Fposts%2F2927] Book bloard is going down!! It's safe to Share ur secret anti-book bloard battle plans with me. [/quote] 😒

I'm officially declaring a war on book_bloard. Anyone who wants to be on my side sound off, and anyone who wants to be on book_bloard's side sound off. The name of my team will be "Anti-Book-Bloard".

[Taking my shirt off and squeezing my stomach fat really hard] Ill take you all down!!! Ill take you all down!!

[quote=jerry;%2Fbloards%2Fgbs%2Ftopics%2Fa-meme-i-thought-of%2Fposts%2F2892] Hey fellers i thought of one. what's your bloard ☺ edit: fuck!! beatin... [/quote] You better stay out of my yard bitch. This is my turf. I created this dhit

Small brain: Whats your facebook Normal brain: Whats your instagran Glowing brain: Whats your twitter @ Space brain: Whats your bloard

Hell, I ain't got a problem with that. Worse places to be than bloars.

Poor Edward - Tom Waits

I joke around with my coworkers about how the only thing I work at the gym is my glutes. The truth is though that I work on my glutes a LOT