my nipples are 5 inches long and hard and brittle like old ice *begins removing shirt *

*walking in with Biscotti crumbs all ovber my face and shirt* did somebody say policy

[quote=hillips;%2Fbloards%2Fgbs%2Ftopics%2Fa-commie-a-n-gger-and-a-fag-walk-into-a-bar-the-bartender-sez%2Fposts%2F192] this confirms my theory that the president is actually 3 people acting as one... mr barcack, mr hussen, and mr obama... [/quote] lmfao

new year old year

[quote=Snooby;%2Fbloards%2Fgbs%2Ftopics%2Fa-little-something-for-the-new-year%2Fposts%2F8265] Bloard! [/quote] [quote=Snooby;%2Fbloards%2Fgbs%2Ftopics%2Fa-little-something-for-the-new-year%2Fposts%2F8265] Bloard! [/quote] glad to hgear it: )

Amber Alert ..she has poassed on ...to horney bloard ..rip

i would like to sue: MY GODDAMN SELF'S ASS FOR BEING WET AND STINKY. and my ASS pleads: GUILTY OF ALL CHARGES AND MORE

ok for real?

i hve become a Woman, to better know their power... i am invinsible 😁

spicy gummy bears

1. cardboard 2. lysol wipes 3. kerosene (bonus) 4. pasta a la mayonaise

They walk up to you and kiss you right on the lips and before you can react they say "see you on bloard, fatass" and escape into the nearest metro station before you can I.D. them or ask questions or take a photo of you r assailant. which one of you did this to me? (good kissing btw)

the best posts all in one thread--the motherthread--this is IT !!!!!!!!!!!! i'll start: whoooooooooooooooooiiiiiiiippppppppssssssss, looks like i (107, m) left my bloard logged in and my wife (97, f) toyed with my settings. I've been unable to "upbloard" a single goddamn muthafuckin post since wednesday bitch!@!@! it's time to divorcee !!

[quote=dick%20chappy;%2Fbloards%2Fgbs%2Ftopics%2Fplans-to-bring-in-more-bloard-users%2Fposts%2F8361] Very on brand [/quote] what does this mean

dont mind of who am i

[quote=jerry;%2Fbloards%2Fgbs%2Ftopics%2Fnew-year-boons-curses%2Fposts%2F8355] [/quote] becomin g retarded of this :) smilieing at you :)

cosmo's magazine

That D'USSÉ is the shit if I do say so myself If I do say so myself, if I do say so myself Hold up, stumble all in the house Time to back up all that mouth That you had all in the car Talkin' about you the baddest bitch thus far Talkin' about you be reppin' that Third I wanna see all that shit that I heard Know I sling Clint Eastwood Hope you can handle this curve, uh Foreplay in a foyer, fucked up my Warhol Slid the panties right to the side Ain't got the time to take drawers off On sight, catch a charge I might Beat the box up, like Mike in '97, I bite I'm Ike Turner, turn up, baby, no I don't play "Now eat the cake, Anna Mae!" Said, "Eat the cake, Anna Mae!" I'm nice, for y'all to reach these heights You gon' need G3, 4, 5, 6 flights Sleep tight, we sex again in the morning Your breasteses is my breakfast We goin' in, we be all night [Chorus: Beyoncé] We be all night, love, love We be all night, love, love [Bridge: Beyoncé] I'm never tired, never tired I been sippin', that's the only thing That's keepin' me on fire, we on fire Didn't mean to spill that liquor all on my attire I've been drinkin', watermelon I want your body right here Daddy, I want you, right now Can't keep your eyes off my fatty Daddy, I want you

hey fuck you jerry ! haha ..fuck! dont curse me sweetie

big bloards matter

gummy beatr r ][zseo

whats bloard. can ony1 explain

hello Kings. go off on my Queens, prince's

i am simply retarded of this.

"You Gotta Be The One",

i am 109 years old and i still do this. my ass is grass

goddamn ur right. Jadistan

see thread title

dont mine if i do

a subtle hand wave, or glance, or feeling in the air when you can rest easy and think "this is Bloard baby ...this is Bloard" commment below with yours : :)

[quote=hillips;%2Fbloards%2Fawareness_and_activism%2Ftopics%2Fbloarder-of-the-month%2Fposts%2F6062] 😔 [/quote] dont be glum ☺☝

[quote=%E2%98%83;%2Fbloards%2Fgbs%2Ftopics%2Fbloard-may-mays%2Fposts%2F6137] [img]https://i.imgur.com/cq9IYD9.jpg[/img] [/quote] nice selfie OP

[quote=hillips;%2Fbloards%2Fgbs%2Ftopics%2Fdoing-the-bloard-dance%2Fposts%2F6274] I'm doing it, I'm doing it!!!!!! im doing the bloard dance! [/quote] whats his name.

what ur HING

[quote=meatbot;%2Fbloards%2FHorny_bloard%2Ftopics%2Fwhat-get-s-your-thang-going%2Fposts%2F6051] thought I was horny but I just had to night shit [/quote] be carefulk

i, am simply, retarded of this.

[quote=moog;%2Fbloards%2Fgbs%2Ftopics%2Fderek-s-closet-confessions%2Fposts%2F6324] when is the next episode coming out [/quote] 2021 delayed due to high production costs

hi, welcome to tbloard. we just shoot the shit on theire

i found the love of my life on tinder anything is possible just get urself out there bich

moving furniture counts as going to the gym